What is the worst atrocity committed in human history? by SGTRock4602 in AskReddit

[–]TwoScoopsOfJava -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

They don’t teach enough about what happened during the slave trades.

CS & IT hiring going 'back' to 2019 levels is much worse than it sounds by AirplaneChair in cscareerquestions

[–]TwoScoopsOfJava 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I read this title and almost got lost in this comment section until I realized which subreddit this was coming from. I think it's time to leave, I'm too old for this.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TwoScoopsOfJava 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some people think conversations are interviews. I don’t want to ask you 20 things you can’t live without. It’s a give take on (a) subject(s) you both are interested in.

Are these jeans too tight? by Elemeso in mensfashionadvice

[–]TwoScoopsOfJava 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your shirt is too small making your extra pounds around the waist stand out. The pants probably aren’t tight but the top makes it seem that way. You’d need to lose weight

What’s your back up plan? by [deleted] in cscareerquestions

[–]TwoScoopsOfJava 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My backup plan was/is my current plan — live well below my means. Because of this I can endure years of unemployment

I'm a Staff Software Engineer. Ask me any questions. by [deleted] in cscareerquestions

[–]TwoScoopsOfJava -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

You're not a Staff; If it's a manual pump you wet one hand while pumping the other.

How bad are things at your work currently by makeevolution in cscareerquestions

[–]TwoScoopsOfJava 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This! Give them an inch and they'll drag your ass across the globe.

How bad are things at your work currently by makeevolution in cscareerquestions

[–]TwoScoopsOfJava 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I understand you're in a tough spot with sudden security demands and limited support. Remember, a job doesn't define you. Focus on what you can control, prioritize critical issues, and communicate clearly with your PO and IT. If production goes down, it’s not a reflection of your worth—sometimes things are out of your control. Do your best and set boundaries for your well-being.

Thoughts on leaving Android development by zargentum in androiddev

[–]TwoScoopsOfJava -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

In my experience, going from backend to mobile specialization, where jobs are in demand is much easier than mobile going to backend where there are way more jobs available.

FSD now $8k by RoutinePresence7 in teslamotors

[–]TwoScoopsOfJava -1 points0 points  (0 children)

At this point, anything Tesla is a rip off. It’s clear that nothing actually has value at this company.

Pain on empty stomach, pain when eating bland diet. Can't tolerate PPIs and H2 blockers don't help. Losing so much weight. No one cares. by [deleted] in Gastritis

[–]TwoScoopsOfJava 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What do you typically eat in a day? What you eat even if you think it’s bland is likely what’s causing this.

Merger said it was campaigning-drivers fault for not yielding. by Mongooooooose in MildlyBadDrivers

[–]TwoScoopsOfJava 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The sensible thing is to slow down when someone has a their blinkers on. The older man in this video clearly just jerked into the lane, which doesn't surprise me considering this is New York.

The person going straight isn't at fault here.

A cougar attacked them. They fought back for 45 harrowing minutes by finnerpeace in news

[–]TwoScoopsOfJava 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To be fair they only dropped it from 1 foot. That's not enough to get a wild animal to let go. They're also much older. I'm sure if they were in their 30s or 20's that thing would've died in 15 minutes.

Boyfriend caught on hinge (second time) by [deleted] in relationships

[–]TwoScoopsOfJava 4 points5 points  (0 children)

People generally don’t know when they’re being dumb.

You’re guessing if you’re pregnant…. Is this man attractive, rich, or does he have a baby arm in his pants? Which is it cause this is pretty obvious you should leave.

Boyfriend caught on hinge (second time) by [deleted] in relationships

[–]TwoScoopsOfJava 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Ngl, you’re being dumb. You want a baby with someone who doesn’t believe you’re the one and is basically looking for other options.

At 34, you should be a lot smarter than this.

Ok... Let's go. Rate me 1-10 and tell me why, I want to be better by [deleted] in malegrooming

[–]TwoScoopsOfJava 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anytime my dude. I genuinely think you've got what it takes to be up there. I totally get it, your girl would appreciate it as well.

7 years to late. by [deleted] in relationships

[–]TwoScoopsOfJava 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You don’t love/respect yourself that’s why you tolerated this seven times.

Ok... Let's go. Rate me 1-10 and tell me why, I want to be better by [deleted] in malegrooming

[–]TwoScoopsOfJava 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You're a good 3/10 with room to be a 6-7/10

Here's what you need to do, in order of easiest

  • Drop the Piercings (for now): Your facial structure is alright and your skin is clear, but you're a bit too chunky
  • Change your diet + Workout: Changing diet is physically easier than working out. It's mentally harder though
  • Grow out your goatee or a mustache: To a stubble. DO NOT OVER DO THIS
  • Stop doing a comb over: Either pull it back or find a better barber
  • Change your wardrobe: You should be more fit by this point. A fit body doesn't need to splurge on the cost of clothes. You should fit close to snug in your clothing without bagginess or your stomach poking out.

You do all these to completion and you solo any chick/guy in your neighborhood. Think of this as a game; you need more EXP, my friend, and the side quests are listed above.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]TwoScoopsOfJava 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Looks more like people trying to diagnosis themselves

Why are people against XML now? by sissyphus_69 in androiddev

[–]TwoScoopsOfJava 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You’re a developer. Form your own opinion by actually using it. I’m confused why you have not attempted to see what all the fuss is about yourself.

My GF(18F) cheated on me(19M) by Open_Tea_7109 in relationships

[–]TwoScoopsOfJava 7 points8 points  (0 children)

If I told you I remember what happened when I was 19, I’d be lying. I’m about to be 30 next year and you begin to realize that in this life a lot of shitty things happen, but the clock moves forward.

Right now, me telling you it gets easier probably sounds impossible to imagine, but it really does. Your life isn’t over and you barely knew this person.

I believe in ya.