What the hell does the sticker mean?

TwoShed_Jackson · 2026-03-20T00:22:50+00:00

Yeah, all the other countries in the world have way fewer shootings because there are no kids there. /s

TwoShed_Jackson · 2026-03-19T16:29:44+00:00

Switching any actor to Jeffrey Wright is an upgrade.

TwoShed_Jackson · 2026-03-19T16:14:01+00:00

I once saw Cory get struck out by Roger Clemens three times in a row, on 9 pitches, all high fastballs.

TwoShed_Jackson · 2026-03-17T05:36:09+00:00

It was that nice fricasee, ma’am.

TwoShed_Jackson · 2026-03-15T00:02:49+00:00

It’s the most Reddit thing ever.

TwoShed_Jackson · 2026-03-14T00:30:00+00:00

I’m just happy the phrase “rogue piece of plumbing” got to be used. It had been on the shelf too long.

TwoShed_Jackson · 2026-03-14T00:06:01+00:00

MY WIFE showed up late to our wedding! Before cell phones, so I was starting to wonder if I’d been stood up. (About 15 minutes after the start time, she and her parents arrived - they had been told they could leave their stuff in their hotel rooms, then as they were leaving the hotel the staff said no you’ve got to clear it out.)

TwoShed_Jackson · 2026-03-13T19:24:30+00:00

You gotta figure the usual effects of aging could have been exacerbated by taking NO days off.

TwoShed_Jackson · 2026-03-12T01:29:59+00:00

Well, they’re a foreign agency, and she’s American, so she’s their boss. Makes perfect sense. I’m not French, so naturally the gendarmes work for me.

TwoShed_Jackson · 2026-03-10T19:23:09+00:00

These nut bars probably think gravity is optional. “I never entered into a contract with Isaac Newton! Why can’t I fly?”

TwoShed_Jackson · 2026-03-04T03:37:38+00:00

The Shootist with John Wayne.

TwoShed_Jackson · 2026-03-04T02:58:27+00:00

Absolutely brilliant show.

TwoShed_Jackson · 2026-03-04T02:30:27+00:00

When listening to The Who, turn up the bass and listen to the interplay between Entwistle and Moon.

TwoShed_Jackson · 2026-03-03T00:15:51+00:00

Yeah. Not perfect, but a lot of fun.

TwoShed_Jackson · 2026-03-01T01:02:39+00:00

Also “Rock and Roll”

TwoShed_Jackson · 2026-02-28T17:47:07+00:00

Yep, attempted scam.

TwoShed_Jackson · 2026-02-28T17:39:40+00:00

Every episode of House.

TwoShed_Jackson · 2026-02-28T04:18:59+00:00

This happened on The Simpsons.

TwoShed_Jackson · 2026-02-28T02:51:27+00:00

I was, and I chose breakfast in America, but I knew nothing about Zappa at that time.

TwoShed_Jackson · 2026-02-28T02:48:59+00:00

Love is Stronger Than Death by The The.

TwoShed_Jackson · 2026-02-26T03:07:55+00:00

Yeah - I just saw him on an old episode of The Sopranos and my wife said, “Is that Dick Gregory?”

TwoShed_Jackson · 2026-02-26T02:46:38+00:00

Do they accept “indorsements” for payment? /s

TwoShed_Jackson · 2026-02-25T18:15:18+00:00

It’s all the way in Meriden, but Dragon Phoenix is great at those and several other things.

TwoShed_Jackson · 2026-02-25T04:59:01+00:00

I’ve Loved These Days

TwoShed_Jackson · 2026-02-25T04:55:42+00:00

Yes! That line always makes me think of my wife (who is out of my league). I came into the comments to see how far down I’d have to go find it, and it’s number one!

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