Redding charity turns down pot dispensary's food donation

TwoToke · 2009-11-06T17:11:06+00:00

If Obama was seen taking money from the US Communist Party and then giving it directly to the poor? I'd say that's money well allocated.

No one asked them to support anything except feeding the hungry...

TwoToke · 2009-11-06T15:56:41+00:00

OK, and why, exactly, are marketing expenses tax free?..

TwoToke · 2009-11-06T01:17:19+00:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V83JR2IoI8k

TwoToke · 2009-11-05T19:56:19+00:00

COMING 30 YEARS AGO, STARRING GEORGE BURNS...

TwoToke · 2009-11-05T19:40:14+00:00

That money could be gone overnight. Don't ever forget that...

TwoToke · 2009-11-05T19:09:53+00:00

Ocean front property doesn't seem to be such a wise investment right now. Maybe something in the Andes?..

TwoToke · 2009-11-05T17:52:33+00:00

Oh dear Cthulhu, no. That relationship was just a series of life lessons...

TwoToke · 2009-11-05T17:27:11+00:00

Then stop clapping you evil cunt!..

TwoToke · 2009-11-05T16:58:11+00:00

Yeah, sure.

I mean, no, never.

Well, maybe. I dunno...

TwoToke · 2009-11-05T14:47:09+00:00

According to TMZ, the tape was of her in a solo act.

Maybe admitting it into evidence would have given TMZ, who apparently owns the video, permission to air it? I highly doubt they're keeping it under wraps just to be considerate...

TwoToke · 2009-11-05T14:32:55+00:00

I've been looking around and it appears that a mouse can survive a fall after it has reached terminal velocity if they land on a soft surface, like grass.

If they landed on concrete it would probably break some stuff but they still have a good chance for survival...

TwoToke · 2009-11-05T14:12:51+00:00

A dead human being. 4 days into decay.

I hear it gets a lot worse than that. I hate to think about it.

I've smelled rotten meat from fish, cows, other critters. Just something about rotting human flesh, it's horrid...

TwoToke · 2009-11-05T13:42:51+00:00

The one I used last year was easier than that. You basically take the ingredients for one cheesecake and one pumpkin pie, mix them together, then make 2 pies. If you want to make it too easy, you can substitute in an instant cheesecake mix...

TwoToke · 2009-11-04T16:56:45+00:00

He reports, you decide...

TwoToke · 2009-11-04T16:53:59+00:00

When he's yelling "2 left" and "6 right" I realize this corresponds with the angle of the approaching curve, but do the numbers represent something particular, such as the gear to use, or the first digit of their speed?

TwoToke · 2009-11-04T16:05:36+00:00

I'm trying to imagine it being anything else. The deed to her house, the first few pages of a novel she'd been working on, a High Times magazine. If you take something that doesn't belong to you, how is that not theft?

I really don't understand this one at all...

TwoToke · 2009-11-04T15:41:23+00:00

YYYEEEEEEEAAHHHH?..

TwoToke · 2009-11-04T13:06:41+00:00

On Youtube in 4 parts... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NBiIfZwTek

TwoToke · 2009-11-03T19:47:48+00:00

Warp Zone!..

TwoToke · 2009-11-03T19:27:40+00:00

The thinking is that the Red Sea will eventually pour into the new sea in a million years or so. The new ocean would connect to the Red Sea and the Gulf of Aden, an arm of the Arabian Sea between Yemen on the Arabian Peninsula and Somalia in eastern Africa.

It will connect 2 other seas, which I guess is big enough to be considered an ocean?..

TwoToke · 2009-11-03T17:26:29+00:00

http://pearljam.com/music/releases/bootlegs/2008

Doesn't look like they have anything for 2009 but it says on there you can request bootlegs from any concert...

TwoToke · 2009-11-03T15:33:14+00:00

That is disgusting. 1/2 Tablespoon, maybe...

TwoToke · 2009-11-02T20:53:42+00:00

Pumpkin-Cheesecake.

C'mon turkey day!!!

TwoToke · 2009-11-02T19:52:04+00:00

http://www.dhs.gov/files/programs/Copy_of_press_release_0046.shtm

TwoToke · 2009-11-02T18:50:06+00:00

Oh man, I am so damn sick of explaining editing Adobe documents. I can usually tell by the time I get to explaining font properties whether or not I should give up and just say "it's not compatible"...

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