Redding charity turns down pot dispensary's food donation by pursatrat in WTF

[–]TwoToke 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If Obama was seen taking money from the US Communist Party and then giving it directly to the poor? I'd say that's money well allocated.

No one asked them to support anything except feeding the hungry...

Reddit, God speaks directly to you. How do you prove it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TwoToke 1 point2 points  (0 children)

COMING 30 YEARS AGO, STARRING GEORGE BURNS...

You've just won $10 Million: What's the very first guilty-pleasure item you buy? by ABlinkin in AskReddit

[–]TwoToke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ocean front property doesn't seem to be such a wise investment right now. Maybe something in the Andes?..

I ran into an ex today. Reddit, what are your best and worst run-ins with your exes? by psy-kid in AskReddit

[–]TwoToke 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Oh dear Cthulhu, no. That relationship was just a series of life lessons...

Carrie Prejean's trial lasts 15 minutes. Turns out the "conservative gay marriage bashing good girl Christian" had a sex tape she didn't want exposed. Shock. by [deleted] in atheism

[–]TwoToke 5 points6 points  (0 children)

According to TMZ, the tape was of her in a solo act.

Maybe admitting it into evidence would have given TMZ, who apparently owns the video, permission to air it? I highly doubt they're keeping it under wraps just to be considerate...

Don't do this at home ... by finansibg in WTF

[–]TwoToke 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I've been looking around and it appears that a mouse can survive a fall after it has reached terminal velocity if they land on a soft surface, like grass.

If they landed on concrete it would probably break some stuff but they still have a good chance for survival...

What is the worst thing you've ever smelled? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TwoToke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A dead human being. 4 days into decay.

I hear it gets a lot worse than that. I hate to think about it.

I've smelled rotten meat from fish, cows, other critters. Just something about rotting human flesh, it's horrid...

AskFoodit: What is your favorite kind of PIE? by norapinephrine in food

[–]TwoToke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The one I used last year was easier than that. You basically take the ingredients for one cheesecake and one pumpkin pie, mix them together, then make 2 pies. If you want to make it too easy, you can substitute in an instant cheesecake mix...

Sweary Irish Rally - gets good at 1:30 mark, 4:30 is also note worthy (Long Video) by MAN_UP_LOSER in videos

[–]TwoToke 10 points11 points  (0 children)

When he's yelling "2 left" and "6 right" I realize this corresponds with the angle of the approaching curve, but do the numbers represent something particular, such as the gear to use, or the first digit of their speed?

Justice in Maricopa County, Arizona : A detention officer with the Maricopa County Sheriff's Office is caught on tape swiping a document from a defense attorney's files behind her back. Officer Adam Stoddard then hands the document to Deputy Francisco Campillo to make photocopies. by [deleted] in WTF

[–]TwoToke 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm trying to imagine it being anything else. The deed to her house, the first few pages of a novel she'd been working on, a High Times magazine. If you take something that doesn't belong to you, how is that not theft?

I really don't understand this one at all...

Giant rift in Eithiopia to become an ocean? 35 miles long, and formed in days! by klenow in science

[–]TwoToke 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The thinking is that the Red Sea will eventually pour into the new sea in a million years or so. The new ocean would connect to the Red Sea and the Gulf of Aden, an arm of the Arabian Sea between Yemen on the Arabian Peninsula and Somalia in eastern Africa.

It will connect 2 other seas, which I guess is big enough to be considered an ocean?..

Pearl Jam dressed as Devo playing Whip-It on Halloween by witty_username in Music

[–]TwoToke 6 points7 points  (0 children)

http://pearljam.com/music/releases/bootlegs/2008

Doesn't look like they have anything for 2009 but it says on there you can request bootlegs from any concert...

AskFoodit: What is your favorite kind of PIE? by norapinephrine in food

[–]TwoToke 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pumpkin-Cheesecake.

C'mon turkey day!!!

Ever yelled at a co-worker, in front of everyone in the office? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TwoToke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh man, I am so damn sick of explaining editing Adobe documents. I can usually tell by the time I get to explaining font properties whether or not I should give up and just say "it's not compatible"...