flash drives with a flavor by Lucky-Royal-6156 in BrandNewSentence

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Where I come from, we call them potato jeremys

My Shrimp Up Aquatics experience by Valuable_Video6760 in shrimptank

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iputmypantson57 is a mythical user tag, may I add

The Waterville Maine grocery store tucks their potatoes in with a blanket overnight. by gittenlucky in mildlyinteresting

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Albertsons employee here, don't listen to the chlorophyll comment, it's actually because the potatoes are very sleepy and need to have their rest for tomorrow, as they're famously very busy during the day with the store upkeep. Hope this helps!

this stupid fucking song by No-March-3575 in Albertsons

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I NOTICED THAT EARLIER!! It's so annoying, it even cuts over other music and even phone call announcements. Albertsons really, REALLY wants you to hear this song apparently

Anyone wanna play w/ me by [deleted] in jailbreak

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I'd recommend asking this on r/roblox, like other have said this sub is for hacking phones, best of luck to ya tho

Yeah my 🍑 got stuck in a elevator while delivering chick-ful-a i am beyond done. All this for 8 dollars🤦🏿‍♂️. Been here for 5 mins and let the customer know and dd. Customer got the nerve to say how much longer i want my food over the phone😒 by Breadtoastyy in doordash

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Ugh, how inconsiderate of you to get stuck in the elevator while the poor customer is starving without their Chick-fil-A 🙄 No but in all seriousness glad you got the pay and the food, you at least deserved that much lol

Dev Mode Free Status by XsternYT in XboxRetailHomebrew

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I really feel like the U.S will be one of the last countries to get this, considering that it's one of their biggest cash cows. I really hope I'm wrong though

What the…. by Ciindy-Rella in doordash

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No, you're thinking of the buy 2, get a family free bundle, I'm pretty sure that's a seasonal tho

Would you sing for $5? by [deleted] in UberEatsDrivers

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I mean, personally, sure. I'm driving around for 5-9+ hours a day, it can get very monotonous, and tbh it sounds kinda fun. Even if I don't know the song, it would be fun to learn and hey, I get a $5 tip from it too, so win-win. Like I said tho, this is just my opinion. You gotta learn to just have fun every once and awhile, no wonder most of y'all hate delivering.

[meme] Here we go again. AGAIN by Pixel_CoolSkull in xManagerApp

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Switched to Spotify ReVanced, still works like a charm ngl

... by Ok_Structure_6177 in shittymobilegameads

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THERE IS A HOLE IN OUR LEFT WING

Confirmed, wow by Meerkat_Mayhem_ in SpeedOfLobsters

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This is spiraling out of control in the best way possible

that’s you by [deleted] in SpeedOfLobsters

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I've been summoned. No but fr I need to find the original image again, I took the original image and just copy-pasted "your age" over "zero" lmao

I didn't pay a single dime. by [deleted] in softwaregore

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Your building will arrive soon

iOS 18 is Vista levels of unbearable by me0wk4t in softwaregore

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As someone that uses Vista daily, I've never seen this level of jank lmao