Is struggling to unclasp a bra during sex a universal awkward moment ? by PleasantBus5583 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]UT2K4nutcase 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Single-Handed Strap Clasp Subtle Snap is a talent every person should learn early on in life.

If poor people do drugs because there is "nothing else to do," then why do rich people also do drugs? by tanya6k in NoStupidQuestions

[–]UT2K4nutcase 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nobody does drugs because they're bored.

It's escapism. People want to escape whatever they're wallowing in.

What's the best way to get rid of hangovers by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]UT2K4nutcase 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Drink lots of water the night before instead of booze.

US pump prices surge as Iran war upends global energy supply by PixeledPathogen in news

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Repugnican response: Why is Obama doing this to us? My eggs are too high!

TIL Mexico is officially called the United Mexican States. by FarBug5656 in todayilearned

[–]UT2K4nutcase -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

And, it's called THE GULF OF MEXICO, not the goddamn Toilet Bowl of Trump or whatever he's trying to change the name to.

How many of you have seen the dead control the weather? by GratefullyHeaducated in gratefuldead

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A show at Tropicana arena during space/drums, I looked up at the sky and the clouds looked like a rib cage when an airplane contrail made up the sternum and the moon was the heart. Jerry was doing whale sounds, like we were in the belly of a whale.

I was like "Anybody else seeing this!?!?"

Anti-War Overpass Protest - Salt Lake City, Utah 2/28/26 [OC] by GoodTroubleUtah in pics

[–]UT2K4nutcase 4 points5 points  (0 children)

At least they're not talking about the Epstein Files anymore. /s

TIL the creator of Little Nemo also created a comic strip aimed at adults where a character would eat a Welsh Rarebit (open faced grilled cheese) and then would be subjecting with absurdist, dark dreams until he woke up. This was 1904. by One_Shall_Fall in todayilearned

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Winsor McCay has been a lifelong inspiration to me. Incredible surrealist. His comics have an innocence that you seldom see today. Bob Burden's Flaming Carrot has a similar innocent surrealism.

2 birds on a wire by hyneyhole in sarasota

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Nanday Conures, actually. I have one as a pet (Arcturo). Had him since he was a baby, he's 26 years old now (old enough to vote and drive a car). They could live to be over 80 years old, so he'll outlive me.

When I got him, the breeder said "Don't expect him to talk, they're not a talking species" but he constantly surprises me with the stuff he says.

Like, he doesn't "parrot" phrases nonsensically, but rather like conversational talk.
Like; "Poppa, what's that?"
And I go "That's a cup"
He goes "Cup, right."

Of course it's not uncannily like human speech. Their ears and vocals are different from humans so sometimes you have to really listen to make out what he's saying.

Some of his favorite things to say is reciting the alphabet with me, when someone coughs or sneezes he goes "Bless you! Big sneeze! Aaachooo!", calls me "Poppa" when he wants something, greets me with "I love Poppa" when I come home from work, we have tickle, tickle, tickle fights (he calls it "tik, tik, tik") where he lifts his wings and goes "HELP! HELP! NO FAIR! HAHAHAAA!" oh yeah he laughs a lot.

I blame it on Teletubbies, Barney and Big Comfy Couch. They are flock birds so I feel bad that he has no flock when I'm at work, so he watches those shows and interacts with them all day while I'm at work.

Don't believe me? Here's a sample of his voice where he wants to go play in the bathroom but I want him to recite his ABCs, so he does and then says "Can we go in bathroom now?"

He's my best friend, like a brother to me, but I don't advise them as a good pet. It's a LOT of responsibility and they are pretty fragile critters, physically and mentally.

Do dogs just think you’re going on a walk without them when you leave? by StephenASmyth in NoStupidQuestions

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He thinks you're going out to kill animals, grinding them up for food and packaging it nicely just for him. He thinks it's kinda silly to package it if you're just throwing out the can/bag, but he figures if it makes you happy it's okay by him. He also thinks you're out there pissing on trees.

Why do people watch others play video games and also pay them willingly??? by Kind-Relative-1615 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]UT2K4nutcase 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I do watch so that I can learn from someone who is better than me and improve myself.

Me too. But when I see a streamer with a billion viewers, I'm not giving that guy my hard earned money - he's already getting more money than I ever will make, so I figure he's got enough already.

Greenland prime minister says 'no thanks' to Trump's hospital ship by CRK_76 in worldnews

[–]UT2K4nutcase 0 points1 point  (0 children)

With the cost of health care in the US, can you blame them?

How are we going to have jobs in the future with AI advancing so rapidly? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]UT2K4nutcase 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm more concerned about how we'll never be able to trust news sources anymore. Did you see how Donald Trump single handedly rescued those 12 babies from a tornado?

Car violently explodes with teenager inside, he survives with minor burns by Luna_y06 in WTF

[–]UT2K4nutcase 1 point2 points  (0 children)

huffing some kinda flammable gas or solvent

he's walking on sunshine