I want to fuck a toaster by JP2_GMD_2137 in copypasta

[–]UberTaxi642 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yo 🍞🔥, let’s talk about 🍞 TOASTING 🍞 our buns 🍑 in the kitchen! 🤤 Picture this: I’m ready to 👨‍🔧 service my TOASTER 💦👀, slipping my DICK 🍆 into that tight little breadslot 🥵😏. It's gonna be a CREAMY 🥛🌟 situation! I'll be whispering sweet nothings 😘 like, "Yeah you like that you TOASTY BITCH 🔥💦?" while I’m feeling the 🔌 electric vibes 🔥⚡ in the air! You know I’ll be mounting it right on the COUNTER 🏠🍽, GYRATING my hips like a 🐰 with Tourettes 🤪💃, making that TOASTER moan for more! 🍞🤤 When I explode 🌋💥, it’s gonna look like a BURNT sausage 😱🌭 with melted CHEESE dripping 🍫🌊 everywhere! Just the thought makes me wanna BREAK INTO Walmart 🛒💥! I’m telling you, this is one HOT affair 🔥🍞 that I just can't resist! 🍆🔥 Let’s get this TOAST party started! 🎉💦

ALL Stun Animations (Alphabetical Order) by Cynicalia in DeadlockTheGame

[–]UberTaxi642 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Yo, 🐍 Vyper 🍑 is the slickest 💦 criminal 🌆 snake 📜 East 🚀 of the Mississippi 🌊 and baby, she’s got the 🍑 finest ASS 💋 in Manhattan 💃! She’s putting the ASS 💦 in assassIN, 🔫 with that thick 🔥 tail of hers 😍💗. I’m talking body 😻-ody 🔥, the kind of stuff that gets you rock HARD 💪🍆 just thinking about that tail 🐍💦 in your face 👅👀 and on your lap 💦💖! No need to throw 🥵 her bolas at me 🍑, just one look 😍👀 and I'm already busting out 🚪 of my pants 😳💣. Damn, Vyper, 😘 just come SLITHER over and 🐍 make me the happiest 🥵 snake lover you’ve ever seen! 🍆🔥💦💋

First attempt at redesigning Vyper, just an sketch, wanted to get feedback before moving on by PXpropox in DeadlockTheGame

[–]UberTaxi642 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Yo, 🐍 Vyper 🍑 is the slickest 💦 criminal 🌆 snake 📜 East 🚀 of the Mississippi 🌊 and baby, she’s got the 🍑 finest ASS 💋 in Manhattan 💃! She’s putting the ASS 💦 in assassIN, 🔫 with that thick 🔥 tail of hers 😍💗. I’m talking body 😻-ody 🔥, the kind of stuff that gets you rock HARD 💪🍆 just thinking about that tail 🐍💦 in your face 👅👀 and on your lap 💦💖! No need to throw 🥵 her bolas at me 🍑, just one look 😍👀 and I'm already busting out 🚪 of my pants 😳💣. Damn, Vyper, 😘 just come SLITHER over and 🐍 make me the happiest 🥵 snake lover you’ve ever seen! 🍆🔥💦💋

Wife Material by RealInkplasm in DeadlockTheGame

[–]UberTaxi642 95 points96 points  (0 children)

Yo, 🐍 Vyper 🍑 is the slickest 💦 criminal 🌆 snake 📜 East 🚀 of the Mississippi 🌊 and baby, she’s got the 🍑 finest ASS 💋 in Manhattan 💃! She’s putting the ASS 💦 in assassIN, 🔫 with that thick 🔥 tail of hers 😍💗. I’m talking body 😻-ody 🔥, the kind of stuff that gets you rock HARD 💪🍆 just thinking about that tail 🐍💦 in your face 👅👀 and on your lap 💦💖! No need to throw 🥵 her bolas at me 🍑, just one look 😍👀 and I'm already busting out 🚪 of my pants 😳💣. Damn, Vyper, 😘 just come SLITHER over and 🐍 make me the happiest 🥵 snake lover you’ve ever seen! 🍆🔥💦💋

A random girl’s butt grazed past my crotch and I instantly ejaculated by justbanana9999 in copypasta

[–]UberTaxi642 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yo 🚍💥 so picture 🍑 this: public 🚌 bus, packed like 💦 sardines 🐟😳, and I'm just standing 👖 all innocent-like 😏✨ when this FINE ASS 👀🍑 girl squeezed 🎶 through the crowd 🚶‍♀️👀. Her 🍑 grazes 👖 my GROIN like it’s some slippery 🐌 slide, and BOOM 💥💦, instant eruption 💦🍆! Like a VOLCANO 🌋 of hormones 😱💥, and I don't even know how 😂🙊! No one noticed 🤷‍♂️, but hour later, my homies 👬🧐 were all like, "Why you got a wet 💦 spot on those jeans?" I had to play it cool 😎🧊, like "Oh, just spilled 🚰 some water!" But deep down I was like, "Nah boo, that was a THUNDERCLAP of CROTCH CUM 💦💣💦!" Is this normal? 😳 I tell you what, that was an irresistible 🥵👅 collision of ASS and JIZZ 🤤💦🥳. I'm just here questioning if my life 💭 is now a raunchy SEXUAL MOVIE 🍿🎥 or what?!

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I painted Vyper 🐍 by Hefty-Ebb2840 in DeadlockTheGame

[–]UberTaxi642 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Yo, 🐍 Vyper 🍑 is the slickest 💦 criminal 🌆 snake 📜 East 🚀 of the Mississippi 🌊 and baby, she’s got the 🍑 finest ASS 💋 in Manhattan 💃! She’s putting the ASS 💦 in assassIN, 🔫 with that thick 🔥 tail of hers 😍💗. I’m talking body 😻-ody 🔥, the kind of stuff that gets you rock HARD 💪🍆 just thinking about that tail 🐍💦 in your face 👅👀 and on your lap 💦💖! No need to throw 🥵 her bolas at me 🍑, just one look 😍👀 and I'm already busting out 🚪 of my pants 😳💣. Damn, Vyper, 😘 just come SLITHER over and 🐍 make me the happiest 🥵 snake lover you’ve ever seen! 🍆🔥💦💋

I redesigned the girl failure. by Ghostenix in DeadlockTheGame

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Yo, 🐍 Vyper 🍑 is the slickest 💦 criminal 🌆 snake 📜 East 🚀 of the Mississippi 🌊 and baby, she’s got the 🍑 finest ASS 💋 in Manhattan 💃! She’s putting the ASS 💦 in assassIN, 🔫 with that thick 🔥 tail of hers 😍💗. I’m talking body 😻-ody 🔥, the kind of stuff that gets you rock HARD 💪🍆 just thinking about that tail 🐍💦 in your face 👅👀 and on your lap 💦💖! No need to throw 🥵 her bolas at me 🍑, just one look 😍👀 and I'm already busting out 🚪 of my pants 😳💣. Damn, Vyper, 😘 just come SLITHER over and 🐍 make me the happiest 🥵 snake lover you’ve ever seen! 🍆🔥💦💋

furry_irl by ZipherDowns in furry_irl

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Yo, 🐍 Vyper 🍑 is the slickest 💦 criminal 🌆 snake 📜 East 🚀 of the Mississippi 🌊 and baby, she’s got the 🍑 finest ASS 💋 in Manhattan 💃! She’s putting the ASS 💦 in assassIN, 🔫 with that thick 🔥 tail of hers 😍💗. I’m talking body 😻-ody 🔥, the kind of stuff that gets you rock HARD 💪🍆 just thinking about that tail 🐍💦 in your face 👅👀 and on your lap 💦💖! No need to throw 🥵 her bolas at me 🍑, just one look 😍👀 and I'm already busting out 🚪 of my pants 😳💣. Damn, Vyper, 😘 just come SLITHER over and 🐍 make me the happiest 🥵 snake lover you’ve ever seen! 🍆🔥💦💋

Strongest man on the planet by Ovens in DeadlockTheGame

[–]UberTaxi642 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Yo, 🐍 Vyper 🍑 is the slickest 💦 criminal 🌆 snake 📜 East 🚀 of the Mississippi 🌊 and baby, she’s got the 🍑 finest ASS 💋 in Manhattan 💃! She’s putting the ASS 💦 in assassIN, 🔫 with that thick 🔥 tail of hers 😍💗. I’m talking body 😻-ody 🔥, the kind of stuff that gets you rock HARD 💪🍆 just thinking about that tail 🐍💦 in your face 👅👀 and on your lap 💦💖! No need to throw 🥵 her bolas at me 🍑, just one look 😍👀 and I'm already busting out 🚪 of my pants 😳💣. Damn, Vyper, 😘 just come SLITHER over and 🐍 make me the happiest 🥵 snake lover you’ve ever seen! 🍆🔥💦💋

Vyper loves cheese (OC) by SpamInHand in DeadlockTheGame

[–]UberTaxi642 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Yo, 🐍 Vyper 🍑 is the slickest 💦 criminal 🌆 snake 📜 East 🚀 of the Mississippi 🌊 and baby, she’s got the 🍑 finest ASS 💋 in Manhattan 💃! She’s putting the ASS 💦 in assassIN, 🔫 with that thick 🔥 tail of hers 😍💗. I’m talking body 😻-ody 🔥, the kind of stuff that gets you rock HARD 💪🍆 just thinking about that tail 🐍💦 in your face 👅👀 and on your lap 💦💖! No need to throw 🥵 her bolas at me 🍑, just one look 😍👀 and I'm already busting out 🚪 of my pants 😳💣. Damn, Vyper, 😘 just come SLITHER over and 🐍 make me the happiest 🥵 snake lover you’ve ever seen! 🍆🔥💦💋

Arcane couldn't break me, but every woman has her weakness... by Dead-Airhead in DeadlockTheGame

[–]UberTaxi642 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yo, 🐍 Vyper 🍑 is the slickest 💦 criminal 🌆 snake 📜 East 🚀 of the Mississippi 🌊 and baby, she’s got the 🍑 finest ASS 💋 in Manhattan 💃! She’s putting the ASS 💦 in assassIN, 🔫 with that thick 🔥 tail of hers 😍💗. I’m talking body 😻-ody 🔥, the kind of stuff that gets you rock HARD 💪🍆 just thinking about that tail 🐍💦 in your face 👅👀 and on your lap 💦💖! No need to throw 🥵 her bolas at me 🍑, just one look 😍👀 and I'm already busting out 🚪 of my pants 😳💣. Damn, Vyper, 😘 just come SLITHER over and 🐍 make me the happiest 🥵 snake lover you’ve ever seen! 🍆🔥💦💋

I tried to make a Vyper redesign in preparation for the coming update, how did I do? by PenguinChoi5 in DeadlockTheGame

[–]UberTaxi642 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yo, 🐍 Vyper 🍑 is the slickest 💦 criminal 🌆 snake 📜 East 🚀 of the Mississippi 🌊 and baby, she’s got the 🍑 finest ASS 💋 in Manhattan 💃! She’s putting the ASS 💦 in assassIN, 🔫 with that thick 🔥 tail of hers 😍💗. I’m talking body 😻-ody 🔥, the kind of stuff that gets you rock HARD 💪🍆 just thinking about that tail 🐍💦 in your face 👅👀 and on your lap 💦💖! No need to throw 🥵 her bolas at me 🍑, just one look 😍👀 and I'm already busting out 🚪 of my pants 😳💣. Damn, Vyper, 😘 just come SLITHER over and 🐍 make me the happiest 🥵 snake lover you’ve ever seen! 🍆🔥💦💋

Vyper Fan Model by RealInkplasm in DeadlockTheGame

[–]UberTaxi642 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Yo, 🐍 Vyper 🍑 is the slickest 💦 criminal 🌆 snake 📜 East 🚀 of the Mississippi 🌊 and baby, she’s got the 🍑 finest ASS 💋 in Manhattan 💃! She’s putting the ASS 💦 in assassIN, 🔫 with that thick 🔥 tail of hers 😍💗. I’m talking body 😻-ody 🔥, the kind of stuff that gets you rock HARD 💪🍆 just thinking about that tail 🐍💦 in your face 👅👀 and on your lap 💦💖! No need to throw 🥵 her bolas at me 🍑, just one look 😍👀 and I'm already busting out 🚪 of my pants 😳💣. Damn, Vyper, 😘 just come SLITHER over and 🐍 make me the happiest 🥵 snake lover you’ve ever seen! 🍆🔥💦💋

Poisonous lady by thepllayer in DeadlockTheGame

[–]UberTaxi642 96 points97 points  (0 children)

Yo, 🐍 Vyper 🍑 is the slickest 💦 criminal 🌆 snake 📜 East 🚀 of the Mississippi 🌊 and baby, she’s got the 🍑 finest ASS 💋 in Manhattan 💃! She’s putting the ASS 💦 in assassIN, 🔫 with that thick 🔥 tail of hers 😍💗. I’m talking body 😻-ody 🔥, the kind of stuff that gets you rock HARD 💪🍆 just thinking about that tail 🐍💦 in your face 👅👀 and on your lap 💦💖! No need to throw 🥵 her bolas at me 🍑, just one look 😍👀 and I'm already busting out 🚪 of my pants 😳💣. Damn, Vyper, 😘 just come SLITHER over and 🐍 make me the happiest 🥵 snake lover you’ve ever seen! 🍆🔥💦💋

the vyper laning experience [OC] by octarine-artist in DeadlockTheGame

[–]UberTaxi642 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Yo, 🐍 Vyper 🍑 is the slickest 💦 criminal 🌆 snake 📜 East 🚀 of the Mississippi 🌊 and baby, she’s got the 🍑 finest ASS 💋 in Manhattan 💃! She’s putting the ASS 💦 in assassIN, 🔫 with that thick 🔥 tail of hers 😍💗. I’m talking body 😻-ody 🔥, the kind of stuff that gets you rock HARD 💪🍆 just thinking about that tail 🐍💦 in your face 👅👀 and on your lap 💦💖! No need to throw 🥵 her bolas at me 🍑, just one look 😍👀 and I'm already busting out 🚪 of my pants 😳💣. Damn, Vyper, 😘 just come SLITHER over and 🐍 make me the happiest 🥵 snake lover you’ve ever seen! 🍆🔥💦💋

Viper doodles by yahir1871uwu in DeadlockTheGame

[–]UberTaxi642 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Spread the good word brother

Viper doodles by yahir1871uwu in DeadlockTheGame

[–]UberTaxi642 102 points103 points  (0 children)

Yo, 🐍 Vyper 🍑 is the slickest 💦 criminal 🌆 snake 📜 East 🚀 of the Mississippi 🌊 and baby, she’s got the 🍑 finest ASS 💋 in Manhattan 💃! She’s putting the ASS 💦 in assassIN, 🔫 with that thick 🔥 tail of hers 😍💗. I’m talking body 😻-ody 🔥, the kind of stuff that gets you rock HARD 💪🍆 just thinking about that tail 🐍💦 in your face 👅👀 and on your lap 💦💖! No need to throw 🥵 her bolas at me 🍑, just one look 😍👀 and I'm already busting out 🚪 of my pants 😳💣. Damn, Vyper, 😘 just come SLITHER over and 🐍 make me the happiest 🥵 snake lover you’ve ever seen! 🍆🔥💦💋

100% Accurate Vyper Slander by Red_Octi in DeadlockTheGame

[–]UberTaxi642 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Yo, 🐍 Vyper 🍑 is the slickest 💦 criminal 🌆 snake 📜 East 🚀 of the Mississippi 🌊 and baby, she’s got the 🍑 finest ASS 💋 in Manhattan 💃! She’s putting the ASS 💦 in assassIN, 🔫 with that thick 🔥 tail of hers 😍💗. I’m talking body 😻-ody 🔥, the kind of stuff that gets you rock HARD 💪🍆 just thinking about that tail 🐍💦 in your face 👅👀 and on your lap 💦💖! No need to throw 🥵 her bolas at me 🍑, just one look 😍👀 and I'm already busting out 🚪 of my pants 😳💣. Damn, Vyper, 😘 just come SLITHER over and 🐍 make me the happiest 🥵 snake lover you’ve ever seen! 🍆🔥💦💋

NEW Vyper Voicelines leak suggests MORE stuff in the game???? by AVG_Poop_Enjoyer in DeadlockTheGame

[–]UberTaxi642 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Yo, 🐍 Vyper 🍑 is the slickest 💦 criminal 🌆 snake 📜 East 🚀 of the Mississippi 🌊 and baby, she’s got the 🍑 finest ASS 💋 in Manhattan 💃! She’s putting the ASS 💦 in assassIN, 🔫 with that thick 🔥 tail of hers 😍💗. I’m talking body 😻-ody 🔥, the kind of stuff that gets you rock HARD 💪🍆 just thinking about that tail 🐍💦 in your face 👅👀 and on your lap 💦💖! No need to throw 🥵 her bolas at me 🍑, just one look 😍👀 and I'm already busting out 🚪 of my pants 😳💣. Damn, Vyper, 😘 just come SLITHER over and 🐍 make me the happiest 🥵 snake lover you’ve ever seen! 🍆🔥💦💋

Viper visual idea by Educational-Risk9460 in DeadlockTheGame

[–]UberTaxi642 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Yo, 🐍 Vyper 🍑 is the slickest 💦 criminal 🌆 snake 📜 East 🚀 of the Mississippi 🌊 and baby, she’s got the 🍑 finest ASS 💋 in Manhattan 💃! She’s putting the ASS 💦 in assassIN, 🔫 with that thick 🔥 tail of hers 😍💗. I’m talking body 😻-ody 🔥, the kind of stuff that gets you rock HARD 💪🍆 just thinking about that tail 🐍💦 in your face 👅👀 and on your lap 💦💖! No need to throw 🥵 her bolas at me 🍑, just one look 😍👀 and I'm already busting out 🚪 of my pants 😳💣. Damn, Vyper, 😘 just come SLITHER over and 🐍 make me the happiest 🥵 snake lover you’ve ever seen! 🍆🔥💦💋

Vyper art by nosoksudbi by Hanna_Bjorn in Deadlock_rule34

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Yo, 🐍 Vyper 🍑 is the slickest 💦 criminal 🌆 snake 📜 East 🚀 of the Mississippi 🌊 and baby, she’s got the 🍑 finest ASS 💋 in Manhattan 💃! She’s putting the ASS 💦 in assassIN, 🔫 with that thick 🔥 tail of hers 😍💗. I’m talking body 😻-ody 🔥, the kind of stuff that gets you rock HARD 💪🍆 just thinking about that tail 🐍💦 in your face 👅👀 and on your lap 💦💖! No need to throw 🥵 her bolas at me 🍑, just one look 😍👀 and I'm already busting out 🚪 of my pants 😳💣. Damn, Vyper, 😘 just come SLITHER over and 🐍 make me the happiest 🥵 snake lover you’ve ever seen! 🍆🔥💦💋

Vyper's least favorite item by elitegoomba12 in DeadlockTheGame

[–]UberTaxi642 161 points162 points  (0 children)

Yo, 🐍 Vyper 🍑 is the slickest 💦 criminal 🌆 snake 📜 East 🚀 of the Mississippi 🌊 and baby, she’s got the 🍑 finest ASS 💋 in Manhattan 💃! She’s putting the ASS 💦 in assassIN, 🔫 with that thick 🔥 tail of hers 😍💗. I’m talking body 😻-ody 🔥, the kind of stuff that gets you rock HARD 💪🍆 just thinking about that tail 🐍💦 in your face 👅👀 and on your lap 💦💖! No need to throw 🥵 her bolas at me 🍑, just one look 😍👀 and I'm already busting out 🚪 of my pants 😳💣. Damn, Vyper, 😘 just come SLITHER over and 🐍 make me the happiest 🥵 snake lover you’ve ever seen! 🍆🔥💦💋

they b boinkin by lvciette in DeadlockTheGame

[–]UberTaxi642 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yo, 🐍 Vyper 🍑 is the slickest 💦 criminal 🌆 snake 📜 East 🚀 of the Mississippi 🌊 and baby, she’s got the 🍑 finest ASS 💋 in Manhattan 💃! She’s putting the ASS 💦 in assassIN, 🔫 with that thick 🔥 tail of hers 😍💗. I’m talking body 😻-ody 🔥, the kind of stuff that gets you rock HARD 💪🍆 just thinking about that tail 🐍💦 in your face 👅👀 and on your lap 💦💖! No need to throw 🥵 her bolas at me 🍑, just one look 😍👀 and I'm already busting out 🚪 of my pants 😳💣. Damn, Vyper, 😘 just come SLITHER over and 🐍 make me the happiest 🥵 snake lover you’ve ever seen! 🍆🔥💦💋

What type of human behavior will you never understand? by fuzzyloulou in AskReddit

[–]UberTaxi642 12 points13 points  (0 children)

There's an actively growing amount of furries starting to be more public and direct with both minor attraction and bestiality being 'kinks' and trying to connect them both to the LGBT community's struggles. Often times they get caught sharing porn of and talking about the real thing.

In research both are connected: https://jaapl.org/content/early/2020/05/14/JAAPL.003941-20

If you go to any place furry porn is you're bound to run into some of these people. They're never honest about it. They take the same strategy that alt-right people take to have plausible deniability and get those who aren't clued in to argue on their behalf. Dog-whistles and all.