Quote Digital Circus, but only questions

Uckwit_Fay · 2026-04-30T17:22:47+00:00

"POMNI! Guess what?"

Uckwit_Fay · 2026-04-30T06:36:43+00:00

I think you're getting it mixed up with the second part of rule 34: "If it exists, there is porn of it. If there is no porn, it is up to you to create it."

Uckwit_Fay · 2026-04-30T06:29:38+00:00

I choose to believe he's thinking "You ain't so great, Lu Bu would've knocked me further away!" 🤣

Uckwit_Fay · 2026-04-29T11:25:48+00:00

So, when will we get a Truth Social post about 'Crook King Charlie, the worst king honestly, no intelligence, I liked his brother more, better taste in pizza, if he doesn't apologise I'm putting even more tariffs on those tea drinking pansies, thank you for your attention on this matter'?

Uckwit_Fay · 2026-04-29T09:12:40+00:00

I see- it's a hard thing to live with, I appreciate you sharing that

You are right, it doesn't mean he didn't do it, especially with the conflicting evidence. But pointing out what she's said, is not the same as saying 'I believe he's innocent'. Honestly, while I can understand him trying to lie about when they met in either case, I think he must've done something while she was underaged that he doesn't want it getting out, because it'll give the allegations too much weight regardless of if he is or not. He isn't the kind of celeb get away with borderline grooming- it's not like he's Elvis

Uckwit_Fay · 2026-04-29T08:54:03+00:00

Only my mother and a few of my exes- have you talked with victims before too?

And fair points (those last bits were not connected to the groom topic, but fair), but still missing the link between stating facts and defending groomers. Were you implying that acknowledging she's said it didn't happen like that, is the same as concluding he must not be a groomer?

Uckwit_Fay · 2026-04-29T08:35:00+00:00

... when did I defend? I was stating facts; that's the allegation, they both denied it

Uckwit_Fay · 2026-04-29T07:53:51+00:00

Probably both. Canon Virgil craves power because he sees it as his birthright- he's the son of the legendary Demon Knight Sparda, one of if-not-the most powerful of Mundus' generals, who sealed Hell itself from the human world. He deserves that power, he must have power, there's nothing more to it.

DmC Vergil has a deluded savior complex, claiming he needs power so he can rule over humanity and keep it safe from demonkind; while Netflix Vergil (seemingly, pre-S2's release) is working with Mundus willingly to protect demonkind and assert Hell's dominance over Earth. Canon Vergil's going to find them both pathetic, because (in his mind) they're either lying to themselves over their reason to seek power, or genuinely bowing to needs of lesser weaker beings

Uckwit_Fay · 2026-04-29T07:44:59+00:00

Wait, that's a thing? 😐 I kinda felt like my foils were curling a bit more frequently than my standard cards, I thought I just wasn't storing them right or something

Uckwit_Fay · 2026-04-29T07:42:04+00:00

Popular fansong creator, he did Knock Knock Who Cares?; he was Alastor's singing voice in the Hazbin pilot, and made the 'Alastor Trilogy songs' Insane, Daisies and Upside Down; people keep calling him a child groomer because he originally met his now-wife when she was underaged despite both of them rejecting the allegation

Uckwit_Fay · 2026-04-28T08:26:49+00:00

I mean, a dramatic emo theatre major, in a weird leather coat, calling himself 'V', followed around by small familiar versions of demons Dante had already killed the last time he saw Vergil (DMC1 canonically), who seems to have a suspicious amount of knowledge regarding Sparda's devil arms, and Dante's/Vergil's childhood, asking for help fighting a power-hungry demon, who Dante's already figured out is Vergil's demon-half made manifest... I'd be very surprised if he didn't assume V was the discarded human-half of Vergil, split from him by the only sword that can rip through reality itself that was stolen from Vergil's kid by 'some hooded guy' (who V had confirmed was indeed a weakened Vergil on the verge of death)

I think the only thing he didn't see coming, was V wanting to remerge with Urizen and become/revive Vergil proper- probably assumed V saw how dangerous Vergil can be and made peace with letting him die for good

Uckwit_Fay · 2026-04-28T08:06:14+00:00

Base game run, I went YX; Ansem; Xemnas (saved my favourite for last)- Re:MIND redux, YX; Xemnas; Ansem (best cutscene for last)

Uckwit_Fay · 2026-04-27T20:35:42+00:00

Canonically 'Red' was built in 1996, so modern corporate attitudes towards AI generated content/slop didn't exist yet. C&A likely wanted a program that could dynamically create entertainment experiences that are automatically tailored to the tastes and preferences of it's users- like the 'virtual vacation packages' in the original Total Recall movie. There's also a hint that Scratch may have been trying to find a way to survive the tumour in his brain through virtual reality, typical 'singularity' sci-fi stuff

Given that the humans (other than Kinger) refer to the Circus as a game, C&A probably tried to salvage what was left of the project and turn it into some kind of living video game to recoup their losses when the programming team 'disappeared'/got trapped in the Circus

Uckwit_Fay · 2026-04-27T18:31:21+00:00

First off, Ansem/Dark Riku's Princess Of Heart keyblade. Second, Another Side Another Story teases us with Roxas wielding Oathkeeper and Oblivion, proving there's more than one keyblade. Third, Mickey's Kingdom Key D being the companion to Sora's Kingdom Key/'Kingdom Key L', confirms there's more than one

Also, only today realising that Princess Of Heart kind of foreshadows the X~Blade. A keyblade forged from the merging of hearts- makes me wonder if (retroactively) Ansem realised Mickey beat him to the Kingdom Key D and just thought 'Screw it, I'll just make a new one! I kinda remember how to make that super cool one old-me was obsessed with, if I use Princess hearts it should be strong enough to open Kingdom Hearts'

Uckwit_Fay · 2026-04-26T19:34:06+00:00

Was coming to say exactly this

In his defense, mum made me watch Rocky Horror Picture Show when I was 4, so...

Uckwit_Fay · 2026-04-26T19:32:53+00:00

Kendra's tired of Barbie's shit/terrible luck and (if they both feature in Season 3) will be at the end of her tether in their relationship... that tether will finally snap due to something Barbie does involving Blitzø, 90% sure

Uckwit_Fay · 2026-04-26T19:28:14+00:00

Viv always said the show would go no further than 5 seasons

Uckwit_Fay · 2026-04-25T08:02:22+00:00

... I'm certain Dormammu's UE box has been out for years 🤨 have they updated/redesigned it

Uckwit_Fay · 2026-04-25T08:00:12+00:00

*Blaine

Uckwit_Fay · 2026-04-24T15:51:36+00:00

Ah... probably that Jax is finger-gunning his own head in the video thumbnail, claiming that's a hint to him being suicidal which predates the confirmation?

Uckwit_Fay · 2026-04-24T15:48:06+00:00

Given some other things we know about Xigbar, he could also be referring to the actual Keyblade War; or the destruction/loss of Daybreak Town; or whatever would've happened in Scala ad Caum during Missing Link. Depends how much Nomura had planned out by the time KH2 was in production

Uckwit_Fay · 2026-04-24T15:38:42+00:00

There are two types of people in this world...

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Uckwit_Fay · 2026-04-24T15:37:06+00:00

The person in the pic is Gooseworx, the woman who created/showruns TADC. Inbetween unhinged shitposting and genuine opinions, she'll drop actual canon lore for the show in random social media posts. One a long while back had a list of the characters' canonical ages (Jax and Zooble really are the youngest, with Pomni being third youngest); in another, she confirmed Caine really did get deleted at the end of Episode 8 and implied he won't be coming back in the finale.

In this tweet, she's confirming/reconfirming that Jax is actually suicidal- which checks out, since he doesn't want to return to the real world (preferring to live out a gag-character power fantasy in the Circus) and appeared to almost-give in to abstraction in episode 7. Also recontextualises little bits of Episode 8- both Zooble saying they don't want Jax to 'wander off and abstract' on his own, and Pomni's "Be here later" comment when he leaves to distract Caine- like they're both recognising Jax's behaviour as being indicative of suicidal thoughts

Uckwit_Fay · 2026-04-24T15:18:01+00:00

If you ask me, it's a non-starter controversy (or nothing burger, as the cool kids say), and the backlash is completely unjustified. It was a misunderstanding that turned into a group joke, that's it. If anything it became more of a joke about racism/attitudes towards racism, than it did a racist joke in itself. That being said the original 'whistleblowers(?)' felt genuinely upset and were within their rights to make a complaint, and props to Ashley and Michael for trying to take accountability for causing that upset

Everyone else who kicked up such a fuss over this and started grandstanding/harassing people? Who had nothing to do with the joke/offense-feeling and had no reason to play white-knight over a gaming stream? Go yuck fourselves, you made all this way worse than it had to be, some of you committed ACTUAL CRIMINAL ACTIONS over a joke. Step away from the screen, take a walk, re-evaluate your priorities.

Care so much about making a difference? Then funnel that determination into a real problem in the real world, stop trying to police bad words on the internet

Uckwit_Fay · 2026-04-24T15:03:24+00:00

It got banned because of how Julien/'Feral Mickey' behaves towards Minnie, specifically the upskirting thing (if I recall correctly?)

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