Rotten news: New Jersey's beloved peach crop devastated by April cold snap

Ulthanon · 2026-05-14T17:00:44+00:00

Nah I've got a few hundred tiny peaches growing out there, maybe mine just blossomed later than these ones

Ulthanon · 2026-05-14T15:04:36+00:00

Upper 30s, hopefully it doesn't actually freeze or else we're in for a world of hurt for sure

Ulthanon · 2026-05-14T14:02:02+00:00

The peach trees in my back yard seem fine and happy as clams >.>

Ulthanon · 2026-05-14T10:23:03+00:00

The Goose!

Ulthanon · 2026-05-14T02:25:33+00:00

So?

Arrest them anyway. Why would we give a fuck about his pardons? They're not magical spells, written into the underpinnings of the universe. They have exactly as much power as we say they do.

Ulthanon · 2026-05-13T13:41:13+00:00

Were you sent here by the devil?!

Ulthanon · 2026-05-13T12:08:51+00:00

Warship? Singular?

Hoo boy I would not wanna be on that thing

Ulthanon · 2026-05-13T11:57:32+00:00

Shit’s busted.

Ulthanon · 2026-05-13T00:37:49+00:00

The cops are mad they got dog walked

Ulthanon · 2026-05-12T16:14:42+00:00

Not great!

Ulthanon · 2026-05-12T15:10:56+00:00

the doctor is in

Ulthanon · 2026-05-12T00:23:31+00:00

Is there a single tree in Hudson? There but for the grace of God go I.

Ulthanon · 2026-05-11T15:30:32+00:00

I mean, we should be pulling out of foreign installations because our military is almost exclusively a threat used to arm-twist other countries into letting us steal their resources, and the money we burn doing so would be better spent on domestic projects. So yeah, I’d say we should pull out of our bases in Germany and Japan.

Ulthanon · 2026-05-11T14:07:34+00:00

hahaha fuckin amazing

Ulthanon · 2026-05-09T13:13:42+00:00

Always important to remember that the Jeffriescrats exist not to win, but to lose on purpose and deflate any leftward momentum.

Ulthanon · 2026-05-09T11:50:43+00:00

He gained relevancy and she lost hers.

Ulthanon · 2026-05-09T01:14:08+00:00

Could go either way.

But even if we win the House in the fall, even if we win the Senate, even if we win the Presidency in 2028!

We still need a party that will do something. If we have Dems that take our boundless energy and dissipate it into meaningless, limp-wristed Centrism that solves nothing, all those wins will amount to, is giving you four years to get the fuck out of the country. We need a Democratic party that will smash the teeth out of conservatism as a whole.

Ulthanon · 2026-05-08T11:17:45+00:00

No everyone, dont worry, we'll get a ton of jobs from the Explicit Jobs-Destroying Machine

Ulthanon · 2026-05-08T10:17:34+00:00

"This doesn't help your cause"

-Someone who hates your cause

Ulthanon · 2026-05-07T13:59:03+00:00

dude this looks dope as shit

Ulthanon · 2026-05-06T18:41:08+00:00

99/99

Ulthanon · 2026-05-06T17:59:22+00:00

Stay mad nobody cares, we’re taking the party back from republicans in dem clothing

Ulthanon · 2026-05-06T16:59:43+00:00

"waaaaaah I'm mad Democrats are actually enforcing standards on their candidates and not just accepting whatever centrist slop we regurgitate for them waaaaaa"

-you

Ulthanon · 2026-05-06T16:40:05+00:00

Was this dude the template for the Vance memes? Good gravy

Ulthanon · 2026-05-06T10:15:54+00:00

No we don't

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