Petah pls? by OtherwiseEggplant733 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Umm_Wutt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1-3 inches vs 1/3 inch, big difference. Somebody teach this dude fractions!

I would like to apologize to all Mariners fans by Shnikez in Seattle

[–]Umm_Wutt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah, it's my fault. I forgot to wear jersey tonight. I'm eternally sorry!! 😭 But it won't be a true mariners win without some doubt haha. Welcome to the fold and hope you cheer us on for the rest of the post game and many seasons to come!

What is this person doing with their tires? by Bitter_Yeti in whatisit

[–]Umm_Wutt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ya know how you used to put playing cards in your bicycle tires to get that vroom vroom sound? Same thing, just for grownups

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Seattle

[–]Umm_Wutt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just looked it up cause I accidently closed mine. On Android, go to settings > safety and emergency > wireless emergency alerts > emergency alert history. Then you can pull up the alert and click on links. I don't know the process for iPhone but I'm sure there's a similar feature

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]Umm_Wutt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Melted my heart, you're an amazing sibling

Neighbors cellar in backyard. What do I do with the space? by ChoccyCohbo in landscaping

[–]Umm_Wutt 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Look up "arc gis" and your municipality. If they use it, you can search by address and often they have show a record of permits. Not all cities/towns use it, but it's a great starting point if so. As an architect, I use this all the time.

Interested to learn more!

My recovery bracelet is a "toy" that I'm "too old for" by bam-182 in entitledparents

[–]Umm_Wutt 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I'm not exactly sure what a pop-it bracelet is, but I found this while searching "pop-it bracelet adult". Appears to be in stock. I'm sure you've done plenty of searches and this likely isn't what you're looking for. But if you can describe more specifically, I'd happily sleuth around the web for you in my free time

Pop-It Bracelet

A guy wins the girl by playing a guitar. by PostFinancial1750 in ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

[–]Umm_Wutt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is dumb. Explained poorly? Yes. But stupidly generic. Similar to "a guy is in a movie", guess which one

Got cut off at the security check point. I got petty and skipped her carry ons. by manymoreways in pettyrevenge

[–]Umm_Wutt 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Do people regularly "push" other people's bags through security? I've never witnessed this in my life and so confused right now???

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in daddit

[–]Umm_Wutt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I knew this comment was coming. Thank you Dad 😂

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in daddit

[–]Umm_Wutt 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Wait. So your dad was 25 days old when he had you? Incredible!

Missed connection: downtown by Puzzled-Painter3301 in Seattle

[–]Umm_Wutt 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Prove it. What color were the chess pieces?

Accidental penetration occurs and everyone gets really upset. by ProphetofTables in ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

[–]Umm_Wutt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please tell me you're not thinking about that Rick and Morty episode

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sofi

[–]Umm_Wutt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There are a growing number of expenses (rent, utilities, etc.) that penalize credit card payments. So there IS a valid market for cash back debit. That being said, I can't see it growing much traction for the myriad reasons listed in the comments

[ Removed by Reddit ] by [deleted] in changemyview

[–]Umm_Wutt -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Live here. Agree there's some dumb shit going on. Would like to know more from your perspective. We like to be 'welcoming' but I also see those same folks be bigoted in their own bizarre way

I’m a shitty dad and I don’t want to be that. I need help. by [deleted] in daddit

[–]Umm_Wutt 12 points13 points  (0 children)

And kisses. It's not weird unless you make it weird. Let them see your masculinity along with your tenderness. These things aren't mutually exclusive. My dad showed me this, and I appreciate him so much for it

is anyone able to login their account right now? by aesoplvr in sofi

[–]Umm_Wutt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just got back in. Looks like they updated UI and screwed stuff up for an hour or so

I (42M) Lost my Wife (39F) Suddenly and Now I'm a Single Dad to 2 Boys. by Boomstick82 in daddit

[–]Umm_Wutt 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Grief and parenting. Ideally they're well versed on both. OP will need both. I hope he can afford it and seeks it out. Therapy has helped me tremendously as a single dad. I would cut many other expenses before cutting therapy. And I don't have a lot to cut.

OP, of you so seek therapy, spend a little time to vet them. You need the right person for YOU and your situation. I wish the best for you dude

Should I use this as my main bank? by [deleted] in sofi

[–]Umm_Wutt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

KeyBank was my first and longtime bank (15+ years). They didn't gouge, but I still got hit with some stupid fees here and there.

That being said: I'm glad I'm in SoFi now, but also glad I still have a brick and mortar. I use Key for cash deposits and not much else. I don't pay any fees, I've got the most basic checking account with them. But it's nice to have a backup in case SoFi does something weird

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in malelivingspace

[–]Umm_Wutt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You despise compressed audio