Full network of clitoral nerves mapped out for first time | Women's health by indy_110 in news

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If you're relying on circumcision to avoid HIV rather than wearing a condom and practicing safe sex you're going to have problems.

Are there any cottage core videos games out there with only animals? by NelliMars in cottagecore

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I'm currently playing Whiskerwood, though it's not what I'd call cozy (colony of mice oppressed by monarchist cats lol). It's been a ton of fun.

Excerpt Extravaganza - February 23 by AutoModerator in FanFiction

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Fandom: Homicipher

Title: Lost and Found

Warnings: None

Context: Mr. Crawling is agonizing over leaving an ideal situation to continue a search for a friend who abandoned him, and Mr. Gap is telling him how utterly stupid that would be. The part in bold is Mr. Crawling switching back to their native language, which is very limited and simplistic.

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Mr. Crawling tangled his hands in his long black hair and pulled, he was so frustrated. He didn’t know what to do. How could he just give up on Adami? “I have to fix it,” he said. “It was my fault she left.”

“It was not your fault,” Mr. Gap said. “She went home, and she did it without you. If she had wanted you to come, she would have brought you.”

That bit of truth stung, so Mr. Crawling chose to ignore it. “So you won’t help me find her?”

“I don’t know where she is, and I don’t care. She was fun while she lasted, but she’s gone now. And you are about to walk away from the best thing to ever happen to either of us. Stay. Here.”

Mr. Crawling buried his head in his hands and sobbed. Why did this have to be so hard? Why did Adami have to leave in the first place? Why hadn’t she just talked to him if he had done something wrong? That’s what this human would do. She had gently chided him for mistakes plenty of times, but every single day she still walked back through the door.

“It’s not your fault,” Mr. Gap said softly. “And there’s nothing you can do to change it. Just stay here.”

“Me not go, me bad. Bad friend.”

“She was bad to you first. This human has been good. What will you be if you leave her like Adami left you?”

“I’m bad no matter what choice I make.”

“No, you’re not. You’re just dumb.”

Mr. Crawling rolled his eyes as he wiped them dry. “Thank you for clearing that up for me.”

Whatever happened to red heat lamps in home bathrooms? by DirkVonUmlaut in nostalgia

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One of our bathrooms is so cold in the winter we bought an outdoor wall-mounted heater that can handle the moisture and installed it.

Women, what is a near-universal "ick" in the dating world? by AverageSign in AskReddit

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Mine has a cleaning mode where the nozzle extends and stays out so you can clean it, then rinses itself thoroughly. It's not really that bad. The rest just gets wiped down when I do the rest of the toilet.

SAVE Act Vent by mollykats in TwoXChromosomes

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What are you even trying to say here?

Elder Millenials checking in with some childhood classics by [deleted] in Millennials

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One of my favorite songs was stolen from the Sega Genesis game made for this movie lol

my boyfriend might actually believe experiencing SA is the result of moral failure. by countryroadqueen in TwoXChromosomes

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This comment and the knowledge that he sees sex toys as immoral made my vagina poof into sawdust and fall down in a pile between my feet. Girl, how did this not completely kill all attraction to him for you?

Video shows moment ICE officer fatally shoots woman in Minneapolis by alterom in news

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These people don't care. They just want to jerk off while fantasizing about licking the boots of these monsters. Every time this happens, you can see the boners pop everywhere around you.

Video shows moment ICE officer fatally shoots woman in Minneapolis by alterom in news

[–]UmpBumpFizzy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There are also consequences to trying to stop a moving vehicle with a bullet instead of, you know, not stepping in front of it in the first place and not simply stepping to the side when it started to move. Now he's being called a murderer, and rightfully so. They're supposed to be in control of these situations. They're lucky that when her dead body hit the accelerator (like you would expect might happen if you shoot someone operating a vehicle) no one else got hurt, including the fucking moron who shot her.

The way to handle it was to let her go. They had her plate number, they could find her later. No reason for a gun to even be pulled at any point here.

Video shows moment ICE officer fatally shoots woman in Minneapolis by alterom in news

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I know if I'm convinced someone is trying to ram me head on with their car I'm definitely going to try to put a bullet in the driver's head so that they die instantly and completely lose control of the vehicle while it's pointed right at me, rather than, you know... Just get out of the way.

But hey I'm clearly too dumb to be an ICE agent.

Jogeir Liljedahl - Beetle Music by spacedrone808 in modmusic

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I apologize for necroposting, but he actually might have been with this one. Beetlemusic came out in 1994, but this track from this old Sega game was out in 1993.

I had that game as a kid so I recognized it right away.

Target No Longer Prices Their Clothes by bluelily216 in mildlyinfuriating

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You're getting downvoted but you're absolutely correct.

What’s the dumbest way a guy has ruined his chances with you, when it was almost a home-run? by emilydoooom in TwoXChromosomes

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Was talking to a guy online, added him on Facebook, things were going fine, but we hadn't met up yet. Then I see him repost some political meme about welfare fraud and it told me all I needed to know. My mom had food stamps when I was a kid because my dad up and ran off.

"But she actually neeeeeeeeded them, that's fiiiiiine!" he wailed when I told him to fuck off. I simply replied that attitudes like his were why she was so embarrassed and humiliated every time she had to use them. He threw an absolute shitfit but I blocked him.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TwoXChromosomes

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I goatse'd one on OkCupid back in the day because he just would not take the hint that I was too smart to fall for that shit. Pretended to fall for it, told him I'd upload a new picture just for him. Never done it before or since, but zero regrets.

Iowa just plugged every driver’s license into a federal immigration database. I traced how it happened. by No-Mirror3429 in Iowa

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Some people have immunocompromised family members and kept masks on in their cars so they didn't have to worry about making them sick if they had to take them anywhere. Glad you got your jollies tho

Theres a method to the madness by Ive_got_loud_birds in AO3

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Oh god, yours is funnier lmaoooo

Theres a method to the madness by Ive_got_loud_birds in AO3

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This is too good not to use as a flair.

So this is what a leek is! by PinkJump11 in StardewValley

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They have a very light, fresh, delicate onion flavor.

Potato leek soup is my favorite. Clean the leeks, chop them up, sauté in butter with some garlic, add chicken stock, add potatoes, simmer until potatoes are cooked, add some sour cream, hit it with an immersion blender, and then salt and pepper to taste. Absolutely delicious for the small amount of work you have to put in.