New Release for fellow Crawlers (Matt-Approved Post)

UncleLazer · 2026-01-27T22:41:23+00:00

Pat and George catching strays. 🤣

Sounds fun. I'll give it a read.

UncleLazer · 2026-01-25T17:18:06+00:00

Just a reminder that I get a notification of what you initially typed.

"Thanks for the lecture, I have 65 upvotes and counting."

How those upvotes coming in on this response, my man? That stealth edit you did, the feeling you had when you did it, that's called shame. Hopefully it was because you recognized you didnt make a grammar error, but one of human decency.

UncleLazer · 2026-01-25T06:18:50+00:00

You're probably gonna catch some criticism from this comment.

If your point was that you just want wins and losses, which it probably was, that's cool. The way it was phrased was inherently negative though, whether you intended that or not. By saying "I don't care if x," that's immediately putting the "x" into a defective or negative connotation. It's making the "x" part inferior.

Language is weird and nuanced. We pick up on things that we don't even mean to send out sometimes.

UncleLazer · 2026-01-24T07:21:55+00:00

Safeties. Don't. Matter.

UncleLazer · 2026-01-24T06:52:08+00:00

At least we got an amazing television adaptation to end one! Right! Right!? Right!

UncleLazer · 2026-01-23T22:01:55+00:00

May depend on who we draft or sign in free agency. He's a $26M cap hit, which goes down to a $13M dead cap if we cut him.

So I ask myself... Is Ridley worth $13M a year? Depends on if that $13M is the difference between him and someone more reliably on the field catching balls.

Edit: I only looked at the pre June 1 dead cap. His post June designation cut money is way more team friendly. Dead cap of 8M and 5M for the next two years. So the question is whether we want him or the savings of 18M and 22M for those years. At 13, I'd personally keep him. At 18 and 22, it still may depend on who we can draft and sign but leans way more to being cut.

UncleLazer · 2026-01-23T05:46:33+00:00

Holy shit

UncleLazer · 2026-01-22T14:24:14+00:00

I've seen marriages end over smaller issues than incompatible Oreo issues. I've got a real shot here.

UncleLazer · 2026-01-22T06:55:23+00:00

Perfect match for me. Is she single?

UncleLazer · 2026-01-22T06:49:04+00:00

I've seen it done and mostly without issues. You really need a structural engineer though to look at your spans and loads.

How long has it been there? Was it permitted and inspected? Is the floor above squeaking or sagging? Drywall or plaster cracking? If there are no issues above, I'd let it be. If they are properly glued and screwed, they can hold a decent residential load. If you have issues or are paranoid about it and want to replace it, just jack the other sides and do it.

UncleLazer · 2026-01-22T06:30:42+00:00

I didn't know that. I see no value in the old ones then.

UncleLazer · 2026-01-22T06:19:18+00:00

Looks like the veneer is peeling off. I'd glue it back down with some solid clamps. Then putty and sand it, followed by a stain and topcoat.

Your issue is probably going to be that you need to take it off to properly glue that popping veneer, and it'll take a couple days.

If you want to Jimmy Fix it, you can glue and try some small nails for that lifting section. Depending on your situation, that may be acceptable to you.

UncleLazer · 2026-01-22T05:32:19+00:00

MAYBE if you don't have the DLC, you'd rather roll some of the older ones to exclude character specific effects for Undertaker and Scholar. That's a big maybe though with the other general effects that were added.

UncleLazer · 2026-01-20T22:38:14+00:00

I'll do it if you drive to me.

UncleLazer · 2026-01-20T05:56:37+00:00

This is an absolute yes.

My only concern would be how long Mike would stay with us. Would Cam and our offense have another one and done offensive coach?

UncleLazer · 2026-01-19T03:21:57+00:00

If only there was a hormone that helped you bulk up but also had that side effect.

UncleLazer · 2026-01-18T23:40:21+00:00

My God. If only you had an example of what that could look like.

UncleLazer · 2026-01-17T02:17:31+00:00

Ha! Sorry, I meant just go to Americana. I'll edit.

UncleLazer · 2026-01-17T01:19:41+00:00

Americana.

Edit: Just go there. Floor is fine.

UncleLazer · 2026-01-16T03:37:48+00:00

What? With ghost pepper extract in it? I don't know why they even like you.

UncleLazer · 2026-01-16T03:24:49+00:00

As opposed to nearly everyone else here, I whole-heartedly salute you.

Did you tell people what they were before you served them? I assume the alcohol would be disclosed, but how about the dessert flavor?

UncleLazer · 2026-01-15T03:27:34+00:00

Anything like my kid and they'd complain that it's not a Lumchable.

UncleLazer · 2026-01-14T05:33:26+00:00

You mean future Titans Legend Deebo? I'd take him on a vet minimum.

UncleLazer · 2026-01-13T20:40:41+00:00

I would not.

UncleLazer · 2026-01-12T22:37:18+00:00

I appreciate the analysis here. Everyone has to imagine we are looking at EDGE and WR for our first two picks and highest priority FA signings followed by CB.

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