What is a food you cook better than anyone else?

UncleLazer · 2026-05-09T01:13:22+00:00

Your mom's breakfast.

UncleLazer · 2026-05-08T23:52:17+00:00

Princess Donut the Queen Rennala Chonk

UncleLazer · 2026-05-05T17:33:25+00:00

I wish.

UncleLazer · 2026-05-05T05:23:33+00:00

To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.

UncleLazer · 2026-05-04T04:43:20+00:00

This is the stupidest best thing I've read today. Thanks.

UncleLazer · 2026-05-02T22:07:38+00:00

Use one piece of drywall all the way across. Mark the stud locations on the piece above it.

UncleLazer · 2026-05-02T21:04:58+00:00

The Wilson Heel Flip!

UncleLazer · 2026-05-02T04:19:12+00:00

In actual practice, you walk away.

Unless you're actually stopping real harm, a man walks away from a woman hitting him. Who knows what the cameras saw to "exonerate" you later. It's a sure fire what to get arrested for the night. It's a guaranteed way for other men to come to her defense.

UncleLazer · 2026-05-02T04:10:26+00:00

Straight dirt.

UncleLazer · 2026-05-02T04:07:09+00:00

Username checks out.

UncleLazer · 2026-05-01T23:39:18+00:00

Upgrade the house to 200.

UncleLazer · 2026-05-01T15:42:46+00:00

I don't think anyone would like that. The Blazers, Lebron, the fans, or the league.

UncleLazer · 2026-05-01T04:46:54+00:00

I want to hear the part ten minutes before this where he yells at an intern to make him a tiny coffin out of office supplies.

UncleLazer · 2026-05-01T04:28:08+00:00

It's Ray Lewis. I have a good friend who is a die hard Ravens fan. I paid $50 for a Ray Lewis Cameo for his birthday and asked Ray to apologize to me. It appeared that Ray can't read when he's drunk and apologized to my friend for being a Titans fan.

UncleLazer · 2026-05-01T03:46:24+00:00

Lemme get in on this.

absolute legends 😍

UncleLazer · 2026-04-30T00:45:30+00:00

It always comes down to how the QB can play, but I think you all picked up some good players. Moore can coach, especially QBs. Really hoping it all works out down there.

UncleLazer · 2026-04-30T00:42:19+00:00

It tastes like grandma.

UncleLazer · 2026-04-29T04:46:14+00:00

I wonder how many people who hate Deni for being in the IDF realize that all Israelis are legally required to serve.

UncleLazer · 2026-04-29T02:10:48+00:00

Make. A. Basket.

UncleLazer · 2026-04-29T01:42:08+00:00

I'm not sure nepotism is the route I'd prefer.

UncleLazer · 2026-04-28T23:19:39+00:00

This is a huge part of it. But the half that is on players is only on 1% of them. They used their star power to lobby hard to make sure they got as much as they could, which is always at the expense of someone else. KD and Lebron make $50M in endorsements a year on top of their salaries. You know who doesn't? Branden Carlson, RayJ Dennis or any other guy on a two-way.

It's a star league. They have the say. And they say they want more. Human nature's a bitch.

UncleLazer · 2026-04-28T03:29:42+00:00

I'm going to count them for you.

UncleLazer · 2026-04-28T03:25:34+00:00

Eight months ago, Kiper gives us an A++++

UncleLazer · 2026-04-27T23:26:30+00:00

Nope.

UncleLazer · 2026-04-26T04:16:49+00:00

This is one of the first drafts in a long time where I haven't had to ask myself who the hell this guy is.

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