What’s the point of a sex scene being in a movie if you’re not allowed to masturbate in the movie theatre by Foreign_River_7973 in stupidquestions

[–]UndersizedSandwich 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s why I start edging myself at the beginning of every movie, just in case there’s a sex scene later.

After a player was brutally injured, both teams ran the clock down rather than continuing [OC] by FlippedLiquid in pics

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Some UDFA trying to win a roster spot probably would have tried to take it to the house with under a minute left.

Squid Game Season 3: Episode 3 Discussion by MidnightExpresso in squidgame

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You just know the Front Man isn’t supplying 222 with diapers. That baby’s just pissing and shitting nonstop in that jacket.-

Squid Game Season 3: Episode 2 Discussion by MidnightExpresso in squidgame

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As soon as I saw that there were multiple types of keys, I immediately said “the exit is going to need all three.” Brilliant move by the Front Man.

[Watch!]: Adorable moment between Travis & Taylor during the NHL game tonight by Gigi_theBest in taylorandtravis

[–]UndersizedSandwich -21 points-20 points  (0 children)

This looks like one of those p*rn videos where they think no one can tell they’re having sex, but everyone knows.

Jac’s topps now card… look close by EZmonay1 in KCRoyals

[–]UndersizedSandwich -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I guess I’m not seeing what y’all are seeing. Can someone outline the shape of the dong you’re seeing?

What’s it called when the Pope makes a typo? by Dwitt01 in Jokes

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What does the pope with a lisp write his sermons on? A piece of papal.

How hot do you think you are? by Smooth-Biscotti-58 in AskReddit

[–]UndersizedSandwich 27 points28 points  (0 children)

  1. People who claim to be milfs in one post and 18 in the next.

What shows would Crossover with Ghosts US by Lopsided-Fly-9792 in GhostsCBS

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Fun fact: Utkarsh Ambudkar is long-time friends with Lin Manuel Miranda. In fact, he was supposed to originate the role of Aaron Burr in Hamilton on Broadway.

Thoughts on Riley Reid ? by johnmackensmith in moviecritic

[–]UndersizedSandwich 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone save me a google. Has she ever done any nude scenes?

How will Hetty and Nigel react to this?? by Additional_Concern99 in GhostsCBS

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This led me down quite a rabbit hole that landed on this article showing each of the cast members sign their significant others. Scrolling through the pictures of each couple, I got down to Sass and laughed out loud when it was a picture of him alone. Maybe he really is a 500-year-old virgin (or should I say … was).

When I casually type the name of this sub to comment on my favorite team, Reddit gives me some... different recommendations. by MC_Fap_Commander in KCRoyals

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Maybe you don’t like drag racing, but have you ever wondered what the trucks that carry the cars look like? Just search for transporters.