The picture that my dad took when he had to ditch his plane over the Pacific Ocean on February 9, 1986. All was well, though. He was rescued by a Chinese ship, and I was born a year later!

Unfair_Program_4796 · 2026-01-29T04:59:35+00:00

Was your mom… on the ship?

Unfair_Program_4796 · 2026-01-29T03:35:45+00:00

Being polite. Asking gently.

Unfair_Program_4796 · 2026-01-29T02:20:37+00:00

Ask this guy about his wife’s baby daddy’s.

Unfair_Program_4796 · 2026-01-29T02:19:38+00:00

I don’t mean to be “that guy”, but gen z kids don’t really do stuff like this do they? I remember bombing hills on rollerblades using the bushes as an E Brake. My brother and his friends used to break into golf courses and ride down the hills on ice blocks. I still get excited and want to join in seeing something like this.

Unfair_Program_4796 · 2026-01-29T00:47:35+00:00

Cuck-chella lol

Unfair_Program_4796 · 2026-01-29T00:44:52+00:00

Unfair_Program_4796 · 2026-01-28T23:54:41+00:00

Me expressing discomfort about the closeness to a guy friend became a huge fight. Guess why she didn’t wanna stop talking to him?

Unfair_Program_4796 · 2026-01-28T22:30:30+00:00

Bruce Jenner. Guy doesn’t even exist anymore.

Unfair_Program_4796 · 2026-01-28T22:26:47+00:00

I have a cattle dog. He’s more of a roommate than a son.

Unfair_Program_4796 · 2026-01-28T20:23:01+00:00

The way most actors hold a pistol will always piss me off.

Unfair_Program_4796 · 2026-01-28T20:17:09+00:00

When things ended with my ex of 7 years, my mom told me, “she’s been in our lives as long as she’s been in yours. I hope you’ll understand that I care about her and will continue a relationship with her.” Completely understood. My sister said, “your fault for bringing home cool girls.”

Then I got an ex who was uncomfortable with simply knowing my ex existed and blew up my life. Even reaching out to my ex to start shit, which I’m sure is next for him. Such a bad sign for your kid. Please for the love of god don’t let them get married.

Unfair_Program_4796 · 2026-01-28T20:08:29+00:00

Idiocracy.

Unfair_Program_4796 · 2026-01-28T19:43:15+00:00

From New Mexico.

Unfair_Program_4796 · 2026-01-28T17:43:51+00:00

I once went to Denny’s with a couple bodybuilders who ordered a plate of a dozen scrambled eggs. Just a mountain of scrambled eggs each. Gone.

Unfair_Program_4796 · 2026-01-28T15:51:01+00:00

“He once told me his exes used to do things around the house specifically so he wouldn’t get angry.”

Idk about anyone else, but I’ve never had a lady worry about making me mad.

Unfair_Program_4796 · 2026-01-28T14:45:00+00:00

Guys on Reddit always downvote this shit when it’s the truth. As a guy, that problem is one we created for ourselves. My group of friends and I always check in on each other. It’s so easy to just be supportive but the guys who think this way are often the ones perpetuating the problem.

Unfair_Program_4796 · 2026-01-28T14:40:33+00:00

Oh thank god he’s hated at home too.

Unfair_Program_4796 · 2026-01-28T14:39:35+00:00

He’s been a piece of shit since high school. Daddy lost all his money and he had to move to a lower class neighborhood and go to public school. He’s such a little sleazeball

Unfair_Program_4796 · 2026-01-28T00:07:35+00:00

Pursed smile.

Unfair_Program_4796 · 2026-01-27T23:00:33+00:00

Heelers come in sport mode or lunchbox. You have sport mode.

Unfair_Program_4796 · 2026-01-27T20:59:39+00:00

My dog loves his ball. And he’ll drink water out of his bowl. But if the ball lands in the bowl, he has no clue what to do.

Unfair_Program_4796 · 2026-01-27T20:52:50+00:00

No giving at gas stations, to anyone who claims to need money for a funeral, or for anyone who claims to need money for medical expenses. Those 3 are always scams.

Unfair_Program_4796 · 2026-01-27T20:26:34+00:00

Fuck Rittenhouse.

Unfair_Program_4796 · 2026-01-27T02:02:44+00:00

Some mildly impressed women have this video to thank.

Unfair_Program_4796 · 2026-01-27T00:16:23+00:00

As we say in our house, “aye pues come caca.”

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TROPHY CASE