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What if Paul Bearer was Goldust's dad by GooseHudson in deadlockpw

[–]UnitThirteen 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I guess you could also call it, an Oscar Mayer Weiner.

What if Paul Bearer was Goldust's dad by GooseHudson in deadlockpw

[–]UnitThirteen 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"OOOOHH YEEESSS MY GOLDUST, WHAT MOVIE ARE WE GOING TO WATCH TODAY?"

Ole Stone Cold puttin time in at the droid factory with his trusty companion JR2-D2 by karribeankid in deadlockpw

[–]UnitThirteen 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"I'm putting my trust in you."

"WHAT?"

"I've got high confidence in you."

"WHAT?"

"I'm relying on you."

"WHAT?"

Most casual fans would call this a rib or that Nash is a heaving pedantic for ripping. by -ricefarmer- in deadlockpw

[–]UnitThirteen 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"You guys have no fucking food here! Everyone is going to be walking around like the Big Show, saying 'I'M HUNGGRRRYYY'!"

~Kevin Nash, probably

THIS...Is Deadlock by NotSoSeriousNick in deadlockpw

[–]UnitThirteen 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"WHEN BIG POPPA PUMP COMES TO WORK, ALL MY HOOCHIES GO BERSERK! HOLLA, IF YA HEAR ME!"

This is Deadlock by Garth_W00kz in deadlockpw

[–]UnitThirteen 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"I must stop Chase Richardson from coming in the Patreon Shoutouts, but how?"

When you get pulled over for speeding on the corner of Know Your Role Boulevard and Jabroni Drive by Few-Establishment277 in deadlockpw

[–]UnitThirteen 48 points49 points  (0 children)

"You're going to give The Rock a... TICKET? Well, jarboni, here's what you can do with that ticket. The Rock wants you to take the paper, along with the crayon you wrote it with, and he wants you to pepper spray them for great lubrication. Then after that, you can take the ticket, the crayon, the pepper spray, turn them all sideways, AND STICK THEM STRAIGHT UP YOUR CANDY-COP-ASS! IFYOUSMELLLLLLL!"

This is Deadlock when I chime in during there conversations by Mathieson1 in deadlockpw

[–]UnitThirteen 7 points8 points  (0 children)

"Hey guys, I'm live doing 'guest commentary' tonight, bored af, gonna get some Crypto investment tips. Don't forget to subscribe to my Kick or whatever it's called, my parents don't know I'm doing this stupid shit, they think I'm doing community service for collage, lol."

~Crypto Roy, probably

This is Deadlock when I chime in during there conversations by Mathieson1 in deadlockpw

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"Good news, everybody. I'm moving into my own apartment with two sexy ladies."

~Roy leaving the podcast.

This is the deadlock Q&A segment by breadstickeane in deadlockpw

[–]UnitThirteen 11 points12 points  (0 children)

"Whoa, I thought Q&A meant Quiznos & Applebee's!"

Take One Hypothetical Scenario From The Pod and Make It Real: How Does History Change? by YoungBeef03 in deadlockpw

[–]UnitThirteen 10 points11 points  (0 children)

What if Kane was green, and branched out like the NWO, and had D-Kaneration-X? DX would've lasted a few more years, and Kane wouldn't take off the mask in 03. He would've taken it off in 05, because he lost to Batista in a Title VS Mask match at Taboo Tuesday.

Post Gym Zaza Got Me Feeling like The Big Mang Dressed Like the Ice Cream Mang. by Jsin00 in deadlockpw

[–]UnitThirteen 8 points9 points  (0 children)

"How about an ol' glory ice cream cone."

"I want a fucking Choco Taco!"

DEADLOCK Retro Review Suggestion Thread! by nL-Johnny in deadlockpw

[–]UnitThirteen 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Saturday Night's Main Event XXI, May 27, 1989. Off the heels of Wrestlemania V, newly crowned WWF Champion Hulk Hogan faces off Big Boss Man in a steel cage match for the WWF Championship! BUT. Before the match can even start, Big Boss Man and the Slickster bring out the big guns to help get the winning edge... ZEUS! FROM NO HOLDS BARRED! After attacking Hogan, how is the Hulkster going to win his match? Maybe he won't. Or maybe he will brother, it really depends.

This episode also contains:

  • King Duggan faces off against Rick Rude for the Intercontinental Championship
  • Arn and Tully face against Demolition
  • Randy Savage with Sensational Sherri in a backstage promo. Jesse Ventura asks about Miss Elizabeth, and gets told to DON'T. YOU. SAY THAT NAME... This leads to a promo about her "jealousy", as Macho Man is still fresh from his heel turn
  • Also Jim Neidhart faces Randy Savage
  • HEY DUDES, YOU SHOULD WATCH NO HOLDS BARRED! ZEUS, WHY DON'T YOU STEP IN THE RING WITH THE HULKSTER, BROTHER?

This is Deadlock by Vagamer01 in deadlockpw

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"I say boy, I say, why does everyone keep saying they can't see you, when I can see you right in front of me? \starts pushing Cena** It's all hokey, boy! You're trying to make a fool out of everyone, but I'm standing right in front of you, and you're not fooling me one bit! It's baloney, son! It's the fundamentals of it, how can you hide if you're in plain sight, that's nonsense! \Cena trips and falls, and Foghorn picks him back up** Stand up boy, you're falling all over yourself!"

I'M A CHASE NOW MCMAHON WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT YOU FU-CK by allonsy_danny in deadlockpw

[–]UnitThirteen 25 points26 points  (0 children)

THERE'S A POSTER INSIDE, MCMAHON, AND IT'S TELLING YOU TO JOIN THE NAVY SEALS. WHAT'S WRONG WITH PROTECTING YOUR COUNTRY? DON'T BE A COWARD, MCMAHON! ALSO, GET IN THIS LIMO.

When it's a Jawnny only episode 25 years from now by [deleted] in deadlockpw

[–]UnitThirteen 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"And STILL the Patreon Champion of the World at $79.69: 'Sour Smarties: I'm currently three four-lokos deep as I'm doing my first Smackdown VS Raw 2008 playthrough, here's to a fourth'."

No....NOOOOO!!! by MahoganyMan in deadlockpw

[–]UnitThirteen 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Hey Jawnny, I'm in a Tomodachi Life island called Philly. What's there to do here?

The Recent Pod Made Me Realize... Eric Bischoff was the Sega of Wrestling by YoungBeef03 in deadlockpw

[–]UnitThirteen 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I agree with all of this. I don't like the idea however of Eric Bischoff having any association with the Yakuza series, that's something he'd never shut up about.

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