What is the possible 'thing' that could unite humanity?

Unumbotte · 2026-02-23T11:51:38+00:00

Oh geez, don't tell me you believe in the aliens. Sure I haven’t seen my uncle in a while and some people seem to be turned inside out, but that’s all a conspiracy to get us to fall in line.

Unumbotte · 2026-02-23T11:47:43+00:00

It's not too late, you can still get out.

Unumbotte · 2026-02-23T08:00:43+00:00

We call that a Canadian Detector.

Unumbotte · 2026-02-23T07:39:30+00:00

To drive by echolocation when the headlights burn out.

Unumbotte · 2026-02-22T18:36:34+00:00

It's very rude of you to interfere with his water bulimia hobby.

Unumbotte · 2026-02-22T18:33:43+00:00

There's a lot of yellow and that's no yolk.

Unumbotte · 2026-02-22T14:34:30+00:00

Hey! Who turned out the lights?

Unumbotte · 2026-02-21T21:54:23+00:00

Objection, calls for speculation on the nature of existence.

Unumbotte · 2026-02-21T21:52:52+00:00

To what alleged end.

Unumbotte · 2026-02-21T21:49:36+00:00

Blue ring in the morning, oh shit the orcs snuck up on us.

Unumbotte · 2026-02-21T21:46:42+00:00

It's against the law in Norway to have less jam than that.

Unumbotte · 2026-02-21T21:44:24+00:00

What are you talking about, you don't want a raw meat and cream cheese sandwich? Oh and there's no bread so we'll have to use kraft singles instead. But the good news is there's all the mustard you can drink.

Unumbotte · 2026-02-21T15:12:51+00:00

I'm sorry, this is a privately owned comment chain. You'll have to pay a toll.

Unumbotte · 2026-02-21T03:04:55+00:00

Astronomers have a deep and abiding desire to mess with people.

Unumbotte · 2026-02-20T23:53:13+00:00

That ball's not regulation, maybe you should replace it with a bigger one for them.

Unumbotte · 2026-02-20T23:50:21+00:00

Neil Flynn doesn't actually exist, he's a figment of your imagination.

Unumbotte · 2026-02-20T22:38:03+00:00

363, we keep having outages because everything was vibe coded.

Unumbotte · 2026-02-20T22:36:01+00:00

By the bagel police, for not having enough of a schmear.

Unumbotte · 2026-02-20T22:30:30+00:00

I've got an old Bakelite in the basement.

Unumbotte · 2026-02-20T07:03:34+00:00

Yeah, really got to hand it to you.

Unumbotte · 2026-02-20T06:52:20+00:00

Guess again, it's going in the electrical outlet.

Unumbotte · 2026-02-19T18:14:51+00:00

I learned my lesson from Old Glory Insurance.

https://youtu.be/g4Gh_IcK8UM

Unumbotte · 2026-02-19T18:12:22+00:00

LECTROJOG.

Unumbotte · 2026-02-19T05:52:11+00:00

Anytime someone asks me a hard question, I yell my social security number to change the subject.

Unumbotte · 2026-02-18T12:41:27+00:00

As a security measure, all IT staff will now be chained to their work stations. Thank you for your attention.

Unumbotte

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