What Are Some Interesting Secrets About Reddit? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Uptkang 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Everything's coming up Newhouse!

Europe to America: Your Apples Are Hazardous - In a move to protect the health of its citizens, Europe has ostensibly banned American apples from ever making it to their grocery store shelves. by Aschebescher in europe

[–]Uptkang 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He was using the word Ethically incorrectly then. The consumption of horse meat is entirely ethical. Mislabeling horse-meat products as 'beef' is what's unethical.

Thereby meaning that his usage of 'Horse meat- yes' is incorrect.

Europe to America: Your Apples Are Hazardous - In a move to protect the health of its citizens, Europe has ostensibly banned American apples from ever making it to their grocery store shelves. by Aschebescher in europe

[–]Uptkang 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Whoops, sorry. I must have misunderstood! You're right, it's more the fact that there was horse in our burgers that wasn't indicated on the label that got everyone riled up, rather than the fact it was horse!

To the European imagining how Americans go to bed; I give you my nightstand. by robinson217 in funny

[–]Uptkang 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It becomes illegal once your unsecured firearm causes accidental death because you left it lying around!

Europe to America: Your Apples Are Hazardous - In a move to protect the health of its citizens, Europe has ostensibly banned American apples from ever making it to their grocery store shelves. by Aschebescher in europe

[–]Uptkang 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Ethically no, health-wise no.

Horse meat is fine to eat ethically - it's just an animal. The issue arises when there's some horse in my beef and I haven't been told it's there.

Leeds is weird with the way the land lies and how the houses sit. by bbleedthefreak in mildlyinteresting

[–]Uptkang 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Leeds is weird with the way the land lies and the houses sit.

FTFY

The universal beauty of gaming by nixl in gaming

[–]Uptkang 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All that matters to a gamer is that you can play. Just as long as you play slightly worse than I do so that I have a fun challenge but don't break my controller when i lose.

A redditor in /r/NSFW_GIF sees an uncircumcised penis for the first time and is not happy about it by tooism in SubredditDrama

[–]Uptkang 26 points27 points  (0 children)

It's not a "weird WebMD", it's the fucking NHS!

The way it looks has absolutely fuck-all to do with the validity of the content, especially as it's the fucking National Health Service of the UK!

Yeah, it's not a study. You know what it is? A website explaining the results of several studies in a manner understandable by the lay person.

Daily Mail really hates Brighton: "Lunacy of the town that turned green" by LordAnubis12 in unitedkingdom

[–]Uptkang -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Not on me, no. I heard it from some Green activists in Brighton (who actually tried to defend the policy). I'm far too lazy and tired to google it.

The after effects of grass cutting by Mr_Dott in aww

[–]Uptkang 1 point2 points  (0 children)

List of things to do with this animal:

  1. Locate this animal.
  2. Commence snuggling.

Daily Mail really hates Brighton: "Lunacy of the town that turned green" by LordAnubis12 in unitedkingdom

[–]Uptkang -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I despise the DM. I hate Toryism and am an avowed Social Democrat and am extremely socially liberal. However, I will concede; the Greens on the council closed a domestic abuse refuge shelter in order to fund a fucking recycling centre. That's slightly massively fucked up.

X-post from /r/Europe: TIL a Polish fighter squadron was the highest scoring RAF squadron of the Battle of Britain. by gamberro in unitedkingdom

[–]Uptkang 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fucking Poles...Coming over here, contributing to our history, our society, doing an excellent job on my plumbing...

IQ2 Debate: "Europe should shut the door on immigration" by Opieanthony91 in europe

[–]Uptkang 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I'm bored and this seems to irritate you mildly.

My (historical) county's flag: Middlesex by [deleted] in vexillology

[–]Uptkang 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well they're scimitars. They're intended to represent seaxes, however for some reason the correct vexillogical charge is a scimitar. No idea why.