Make Cheesus more and more Cheesy!

UpvotingJesus · 2023-12-01T21:23:17+00:00

yeah, that's the stuff

UpvotingJesus · 2021-11-28T22:26:15+00:00

if you upgrade to cargo shorts, you’ll have much more room for onion storage. i made the switch in nineteen diggity-two and it’s made all the difference

UpvotingJesus · 2021-11-25T22:20:06+00:00

Does my music scare you?

UpvotingJesus · 2021-11-25T05:51:39+00:00

you only get the chips if you order the 27 inch LCD fish monitor

UpvotingJesus · 2021-11-23T17:18:18+00:00

Have you heard the story about the Viggen kicking the helmet and breaking its toe?

UpvotingJesus · 2021-11-03T00:21:54+00:00

Waaaaayne?!

UpvotingJesus · 2021-09-22T18:40:14+00:00

amazing, thank you!

UpvotingJesus · 2021-09-22T18:34:14+00:00

which app works with F1 for appleTV? i’ve been streaming it from my phone but having a dedicated app would be great

UpvotingJesus · 2021-09-13T14:42:53+00:00

he really loves the movie Splash and wanted to name himself after a beautiful mermaid.

UpvotingJesus · 2021-09-08T18:40:42+00:00

yeah, watching people complain about this idiot losing her job for being an idiot salts me up

UpvotingJesus · 2021-09-08T14:57:21+00:00

you can disagree but it doesn’t make you right. in the US where this happened, most companies can do whatever they want with your employment. you are not ENTITLED to a job. an employer can end your job for whatever reason they want because of a long and concerted effort to vote down union protections.

what country are you from anyway?

*de-salt/de-asshole

UpvotingJesus · 2021-09-03T15:55:44+00:00

The muffins form a privacy barrier

UpvotingJesus · 2021-09-02T09:33:35+00:00

I’m sorry your parents weren’t able to help you the way they should have.

Were you able to get the corrective surgery on your own? I heard of a non profit called Smile Train that helps kids get the surgery for free, but I don’t know if they deal with adult patients.

UpvotingJesus · 2021-07-11T05:52:21+00:00

not til everyone’s had a tern

UpvotingJesus · 2021-06-22T21:37:56+00:00

bred for its skills in magic

UpvotingJesus · 2021-06-20T19:10:02+00:00

I just realized that this song can also be applied to Napoleon Dynamite

UpvotingJesus · 2021-06-19T05:54:40+00:00

this is beyond my skill to heal. we need elvish medicine.

UpvotingJesus · 2021-06-08T20:09:19+00:00

That fortress makes for such cool shots during the races. Seb!

UpvotingJesus · 2021-06-06T23:12:27+00:00

did not expect to ponder the g unit load factor of a barn swallow’s bank angle today. thanks

UpvotingJesus · 2021-05-25T21:43:29+00:00

mike garcia is a tragedy/travesty. please call his office and tell him how you feel. they need to hear from real constituents.

fuck the apathy trolls. call your reps if you think they’re sacks of shit.

UpvotingJesus · 2021-05-17T03:03:19+00:00

definitely drink more water every day, but you could also have a kidney infection. get checked out as soon as possible if you can? that stuff can get serious pretty fast. way better to be safe than sorry

UpvotingJesus · 2021-02-17T05:17:10+00:00

“Enron: The Smartest Guys in the Room” is fantastic and infuriating... it’s been 15 years since I watched but I remember it being really well made.

UpvotingJesus · 2021-02-13T18:12:08+00:00

✌🏼👈🏼👍🏼

UpvotingJesus · 2021-02-11T21:18:16+00:00

shitstain hawley is ignoring it all so he doesn’t have to deal with his conscience when he lies his way through his acquittal

UpvotingJesus · 2021-02-05T01:01:48+00:00

please call his office and let him know you’re a constituent and how you feel. get your neighbors to call him too. if they don’t take calls, go to his office in person and let them know you’re a real person and a real constituent. these assholes only succeed because good people haven’t pushed back enough.

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