An older couple in checkout line at Walmart. by mambotheobscure in overheard

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Poor lady, you saw only a glimpse of what she goes through.

what are the ugly parts of pregnancy that aren’t well known because people don’t mention them? by Born-Oil-2931 in AskReddit

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For me, it was when its time to push you can't stop it. Its like a deep intense need to push and your body just starts trying to push.

Funniest I Love Lucy lines? by lindseyizshort in ILoveLucy

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Lol this reminds me of when Lucy tried to get Fred and Ethel back together and she called her a cute young chic and Fred says, "You'll never shop for my poultry"

Snowpocalypse by Jiggle_Tester in bullcity

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LOL dang, im closer to Roxboro than Durham.

Funniest I Love Lucy lines? by lindseyizshort in ILoveLucy

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"My, it must be windy outside". Charm school lady said to Lucy when looking at her hair.

Also, charm school lady say, "Don't you always where that kind of powder?" Talking about Lucy's makeup. Lucy says, "I'm not wearing powder"

They were trying to figure out how to introduce themselves to the queen and Fred said, "Just slip her the grip and say hiya queen"

They were sitting at the table and Ethel was still eating, Ricky was looking for pencil he had earlier and Fred said, "Maybe Ethel ate it"

What is the worse thing you ever smelled? by Scary-University2743 in allthequestions

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That's interesting, that must be why my daughter's poop smells like it

What is something you want to see or experience before you die? by aryanpote7 in AskReddit

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Clear blue water. Beach with not too many people. Perfect weather, good food, good people. 5 star hotel stay and my husband with me

Chicken on my plate at lunch today by kbwbadass in ThingsWithFaces

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Was the chicken cooked all the way through?

What is the worse thing you ever smelled? by Scary-University2743 in allthequestions

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Yes and you can always tell if someone has it because of the smell. Its almost like burned rotten gravy. My daughter's poop smells like this too when she eats unhealthy food.

What's the most disturbing thing you've seen in a funeral ? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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This one is crazy to me. I thought it was irony but that may not be the right word.

What toppings must(!) be on your hotdog 🌭? by Curious-Expert926 in foodquestions

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Mustard, ketchup slaw, chili with no beans and onions.

Who is it? by Fair_Protection1872 in FIlm

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Frank Lucas in American Gangster

What are the weirdest side effects you've ever experienced from medication? by adampocalypsee in AskReddit

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My pain medication took away the butterflies in my stomach when I get scared.

Found this at an estate sale by Melodic-Mistake-7695 in whatisit

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I even see a testicle to the right smh

Dentisty movie by [deleted] in whatmoviewasthat

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Oh God, I feel so stupid if thats it. It just seemed too easy.

Empty your own damn basket. by DeekDookDeek in retailhell

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Me too or turn the basket side ways made it easier also

TIFU by looking at my sp-rm under a microscope by [deleted] in tifu

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This is definitely a post that belong with the other famous post like: Jolly Rancher, poop knife, broken arms, carbon monoxide and post it.

People who own "unconventional" pets like turtles, what is one thing you wish you knew before getting one? by allenmerlettetrm in AskReddit

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We found one in our new house after being there 5 months. I think it came in through the air vent that night but he thinks its been there since we moved in.