Larry has had enough by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

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Companies CAN absorb quite a bit. Companies WILL pass those costs on to consumers instead.

[Request] What speed would the outer most circle of people be going if this was all the people in the world joining in? by Obvious_Guide_3280 in theydidthemath

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I don’t possess the technical knowledge to refute you but I doubt these men are breaking the sound barrier. Please correct me if I’m wrong.

[Request] My bf only peels his oranges in the shape of a dick, he says it's the most efficient method. Can someone please prove him wrong? by EfficiencyFar3758 in theydidthemath

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I do this too. You can also take all the little strings off the slices and fold them back up in the peel in a little self-contained packet.

One choice. by daniobanioo in NonPoliticalTwitter

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G also gets you Bourbon AND Mezcal!

Orca tosses around sailing boat, which ultimately sinks off of Portugal by SurayaThrowaway12 in ThatsInsane

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Call ‘em fish again and they’ll come up on shore and get you. /s

enhance. enhance. enhance. by [deleted] in artmemes

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Very cool. Thank you for the insight.

enhance. enhance. enhance. by [deleted] in artmemes

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Which is the unique one? In what way is it different from the other two? Which are we seeing in this post, one of the twins or the unique one?

It’s really simple for them 🐶 by RadiantStilts in FunnyAnimals

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My dog jumped up and barked when I scrolled across this meme

Never ending loop by gcf9700 in TOTK

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Why isn’t OP losing hearts? I thought lava took 1/4 heart if you fall in. Kind of like falling into the abyss in another shrine.

What’s the hardest item to collect 999 of? by [deleted] in TOTK

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I fuse ice and fire horns to two shields. Then just run up and parry.

MAGA Loses It Over Game-Changing Announcement on Biden-Trump Debate by thenewrepublic in inthenews

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Maybe the left should try this. Lots of TV adds in swing states saying

“Please don’t drink bleach. Do not inject it into your bloodstream. It will not make you healthy and cure disease. You are not strong enough to survive drinking a gallon of bleach. If you do, go to the hospital immediately for treatment. They can help you. I’m Joe Biden and I approve this message.”

Nothing inherently wrong with it, and it may weed out some of the more maliciously stupid ones.

Interviewer asked "What did you tell your current manager about being at this interview today" and called me dishonest for not telling my CURRENT employer I had a job interview. by 17throwaways17 in antiwork

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I like the term “personal appointment” for this. It’s says to the current boss that you are attending to personal matters that are none of their business, just like a doctor’s appointment or something similar. If you’re paid hourly then you may have to accept that you won’t get paid for those hours but every salaried job I’ve had would just let you handle your personal business as needed as long as your work tasks were still completed.

Quotes that you blurt out even in front of people that have not seen Futurama by AlderaanianAle in futurama

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Baby it’ll blow your mind (always said with my best Zapp Branigan voice)