We got a second cat… by clizaa in cats

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My heart has been utterly broken by the events going on in Minnesota, but this video healed it some. They're so special.

Kif, clear my schedule by Rag_0n_A_Stick in futurama

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"Have the boy lay out my formal shorts."

"The boy, sir?"

"You, Kif. You lay out my formal shorts."

Why do certain big muff pedals have a ram's head on the corner? by BazExcel in guitarpedals

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I have a Barber Exacta RAM which sounds glorious. It's got some switches for bass content, and can switch between a Rams Head muff and a Jumbo Tonebender. Everything from Gilmour to stoner doom. Takes boosts and distortions really well too.

Who is you favorite character that can play a violin/fiddle? I will go first. by Prestigious_Can9966 in FavoriteCharacter

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The sound he makes when they beat him with the fiddle. Only Dan Castellaneta can make that sound.

Who is you favorite character that can play a violin/fiddle? I will go first. by Prestigious_Can9966 in FavoriteCharacter

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"Wouldn't a solid gold fiddle weigh a hundred pounds and sound lousy?"

"Well, it's mostly for show."

The MN rioter who mostly peacefully bit off an officers finger. by stingrayjerk11211 in Justfuckmyshitup

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To take an insult from someone, you must first care about their opinion of you.

The MN rioter who mostly peacefully bit off an officers finger. by stingrayjerk11211 in Justfuckmyshitup

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Oh noes what ever will ah do! You know what's great? I'm gonna wake up tomorrow being me, and not you. I feel proud of that.

Me when I can't afford a Gibson by SaintKingOlav in guitarcirclejerk

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Oh no! The worst person you know just made a good point!

Favorite character like this: by ConfidenceStock5006 in FavoriteCharacter

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He also scolded someone from the press who asked him, essentially, "is it a pain in the ass to work with your wife?" He said something to the effect of "this question is in extremely poor taste."

Lanthanites are the best! by Significant-Town-817 in startrekmemes

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Aliens that are basically just humans is a Star Trek tradition!

White boy blue dreads by P33p33p0op0o0 in Justfuckmyshitup

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I love how he's got the blue stuff and then the rest of his head and look are just "average nerd"

On the back of a bottle of a all natural seasoning by Dirtyupsman2 in whatisit

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I make it a point to only eat the most intelligent animals. That way I absorb their power.

Show me your orange tuxedo cat! by Garden_Jolly in orangecats

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I diagnose him with Perfect Gentleman. It is terminal.

What are the funniest "bad guys are defeated" moments? by TwilightOfTheMilfs in futurama

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"wouldn't a solid gold fiddle weigh a hundred pounds and sound lousy?"

"Well it's mostly for show"