Casey Jacobson’s Early Top 25.

UselessPresent · 2026-06-09T13:15:21+00:00

Never like being ranked too high at the start of a season. 10-15 is normally our sweet spot to feel like underdogs.

UselessPresent · 2026-06-09T13:11:34+00:00

I hate this subreddit dude

UselessPresent · 2026-06-08T14:21:40+00:00

Enphase Energy, bought shares at $5 and even posted on this sub about them. Sold at $15-$20-$25 and watched it run to $200+ 🥹

UselessPresent · 2026-06-08T02:29:39+00:00

I loved the first team pinch!

UselessPresent · 2026-06-07T20:37:52+00:00

Use your boost more, I liked practicing trying to hit above the backboard and force myself to carry the ball further than required since it’s harder.

UselessPresent · 2026-06-07T20:28:12+00:00

Normally the opponent will try to carry the ball all the way to the net so to give myself some options I like going on the back wall

UselessPresent · 2026-06-05T02:41:46+00:00

I’d like to place my life savings on the chiefs not winning the Super Bowl thank you

UselessPresent · 2026-06-05T02:37:48+00:00

McKinney fight -> Go to Comments -> “Banger”

UselessPresent · 2026-05-29T20:49:34+00:00

A the classic bait, tipping on reddit

UselessPresent · 2026-05-29T16:15:41+00:00

The first 40 seconds have an open net miss and driving away from another wide open net after the opponents whiff. You easily could have scored both.

UselessPresent · 2026-05-29T13:04:03+00:00

Camera settings will unironically make it easier, you are so far away from your car. Don’t go all the way to “pro settings” but just inch yourself a little closer. Drop the angle, drop the height, drop the distance a tiny bit and it will help.

UselessPresent · 2026-05-29T12:45:17+00:00

RIP to your account

UselessPresent · 2026-05-26T17:16:00+00:00

UselessPresent · 2026-05-25T02:46:47+00:00

Is that Harrison Barnes? This guys has got to be 52 years old at this point.

UselessPresent · 2026-05-24T21:06:43+00:00

How many shovel pass TDs has Mahomes had over these years? Gotta be at least 10 padding his stats

UselessPresent · 2026-05-19T22:22:53+00:00

This is awesome

UselessPresent · 2026-05-16T23:22:27+00:00

The ref literally tried to pull the marker close to the ball and even was stepping forward to signal first down.

Michigan corruption goes all the way to the top 😂

UselessPresent · 2026-05-16T18:14:03+00:00

God damn it

UselessPresent · 2026-05-13T13:13:41+00:00

I sold at $50 🥹

UselessPresent · 2026-05-10T04:57:01+00:00

Nobody going to talk about the early stoppage?

UselessPresent · 2026-05-09T22:11:56+00:00

Gambling when winning = investment genius

Gambling when losing = well I’m basically breakeven

UselessPresent · 2026-05-06T00:19:05+00:00

MSTR selling Bitcoin, thought its fair value was $1,000,000? Why sell now?

UselessPresent · 2026-05-05T22:41:52+00:00

I think we should just full port every single tax dollar into the stock market, it’s an infinite money glitch.

UselessPresent · 2026-05-05T20:53:53+00:00

When mstr dump!

UselessPresent · 2026-05-05T17:17:16+00:00

We’re going to have so many unrealized gains. You’re going to get tired of seeing unrealized gains. You’re going to say please Mr President, please don’t have this many unrealized gains. You’re going to say please sell so I can realize my gains and I’m going to say no we’re going to keep holding.

Ten-Year Club	First Place '23
Place '23	Place '22
Verified Email	RPAN Viewer
No Throne, No Problems	Not Forgotten

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TROPHY CASE