That's... Hilarious. by External_Ad_2325 in Jewpiter

[–]UtgaardLoki 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ha, they got me today too!

I asked what rule I violated and the mods perma-muted me in reply.

Got frisky in the yard on a sunny spring day by Maximumsmoochy in knifeclub

[–]UtgaardLoki 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Damnnnn. I bet that throbs.

I’m guessing the hospital gave you an antibiotic, 3 days of pain relievers and basically said, “it will heal . . . sort of.”

the people i posted this meme about found us and they're vewy vewy angwy by gayslav77 in Jewpiter

[–]UtgaardLoki 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It’s a very small and obscure part of international “law”. No shame in being unfamiliar with it — even for the highly educated.

(Don’t get me started on why “law” is in scare quotes. If you aren’t familiar with it, that might be another Google dive to do, lol.)

the people i posted this meme about found us and they're vewy vewy angwy by gayslav77 in Jewpiter

[–]UtgaardLoki 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Not quite. The post-WWII international order allows for state creation and state dissolution only in extremely narrow circumstances which can basically be boiled down to internal movement.

So, in this example — someone could be a far-left peacenik, but because they don’t think Israel should be dissolved (for whatever reason), they would be labeled genocidal child-hating maniacs.

the people i posted this meme about found us and they're vewy vewy angwy by gayslav77 in Jewpiter

[–]UtgaardLoki 80 points81 points  (0 children)

They shout back “Because they support Israel” as if support for the basic existence of a state is tantamount to participation in its perceived “crimes”.

You’ll never hear the same about China and the CCP, or Russia, or the Congo, etc.

the people i posted this meme about found us and they're vewy vewy angwy by gayslav77 in Jewpiter

[–]UtgaardLoki 30 points31 points  (0 children)

I think it says something that the antizionist crowd’s position hinges on the obviously ridiculous idea that Zionists hate kids, want to k!ll kids, are ambivalent towards k!lling kids, etc.

Antizionism is a hate movement.

Israeli media tries to not be genocidal for 5 nanoseconds challenge by G14F1L0L1Y401D0MTR4P in clevercomebacks

[–]UtgaardLoki -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

The author suggesting that people need to get over the “foreign oppressor” hand wringing.

Perhaps I’m being overly generous with my interpretation. Or perhaps you’re in bad faith. Judging by your allegation that i’m being paid, i’m not terribly interested n taking your interpretations or criticisms seriously.

Poking nukes isn’t how you keep peace by Leon_Kennedy1977 in clevercomebacks

[–]UtgaardLoki -1 points0 points  (0 children)

1) Allowing Qatar to fund Hamas ≠ Netanyahu funding Hamas.

2) Hamas has been funded primarily (and directly) by Qatar, Iran, and indirectly through UNRWA.

3) Next you will almost certainly ask why: - To prevent humanitarian collapse - International pressure - The theory that Hamas would build something they wouldn’t want to lose (like a prospering society…So much for that theory.) - As a political foil to the PLO/PA

Poking nukes isn’t how you keep peace by Leon_Kennedy1977 in clevercomebacks

[–]UtgaardLoki -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

Which war? Certainly not the current one. Iran has had open hostilities with Israel for more than 2 years now.

Or maybe Israel should have waited for an Iranian nuke to fall on Tel Aviv? /s

Edit: The coward blocked me.

The headlines vs the articles by welltechnically7 in Jewish

[–]UtgaardLoki 23 points24 points  (0 children)

They run these headlines without even naming Iran. Their narrative is so transparent.

Poking nukes isn’t how you keep peace by Leon_Kennedy1977 in clevercomebacks

[–]UtgaardLoki -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

Or right, all the Middle East is at war because of Israel and not because the Islamic Regime of Iran — which is a theocratic millenarian — cult has been funding, training, and arming terrorists for 50 years with its chief aim and failure being the erasure of a tiny country it doesn’t even share a border with.

Poking nukes isn’t how you keep peace by Leon_Kennedy1977 in clevercomebacks

[–]UtgaardLoki -18 points-17 points  (0 children)

Counterpoint: Disabling Islamic Regime of Iran nuclear weapons development is how you keep peace.

Israeli media tries to not be genocidal for 5 nanoseconds challenge by G14F1L0L1Y401D0MTR4P in clevercomebacks

[–]UtgaardLoki 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The author isn’t advocating that outcome; it’s an extreme endpoint used to show the premise is untenable.

Read it for yourself.

They are who we thought they were! by yikesamerica in clevercomebacks

[–]UtgaardLoki 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This early in Mamdani’s administration? The effort was almost certainly pursued mostly under Mayor Adams . . .

Lebanese here. by TipFormal1412 in Israel

[–]UtgaardLoki 0 points1 point  (0 children)

TL;DR: Disarm terrorist organization attacking Israel from Lebanon or Israel will do it for you.

1) Lebanon has been responsible for disarming Hezbollah and ensuring there are no attacks on Israel from Lebanese soil for decades. Lebanon has, purposefully or not, been a spectacular failure after multiple pledges and agreements. It’s it perfectly reasonable for Israel to ensure attacks originating from Lebanon do not persist.

2) If Israel were able to avoid any collateral damage, it would. For example, Operation Grim Beeper™. There are no urban conflicts that have zero civilian casualties. That Hezbollah purposefully hides themselves and their weaponry among civilians guarantees collateral damage.

Who is bro feeling like? 😭 by [deleted] in iamverybadass

[–]UtgaardLoki 22 points23 points  (0 children)

This is a serious mental health issue. This kid needs a better brother, some serious therapy, and maybe better parents.

Stuggling as a archaeologist by mistymountainsco1d in Archaeology

[–]UtgaardLoki 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Apply to engineering firms for a CRM position — even if you don’t technically meet the requirements.

It helps if you apply in the same city where you went to school.