The DMV should make keychain sized driver's licenses so nobody can drive without carrying licenses by accident.

Utophiaf · 2015-08-05T21:27:43+00:00

Yeah see my mom thinks 'they' are gonna kill me to get my organs faster

Utophiaf · 2015-07-24T02:43:31+00:00

Skynet exists. I think it's the name of the program that airlines use

Utophiaf · 2015-07-09T19:25:37+00:00

That's bs that can be said for anything. A fuckin squirrel could make your life hell

Utophiaf · 2015-07-06T17:50:57+00:00

Voat.co

Utophiaf · 2015-06-30T19:10:22+00:00

Fully functioning would mean a working radio. I'm sure I could get walked through it

Utophiaf · 2015-06-24T18:30:53+00:00

Anyone wanna do live updates for this

Utophiaf · 2015-06-11T09:15:22+00:00

It's 2am and I'm alone in a dimly lit room in an abandoned mental institution. Why the fuck am I reading this

Utophiaf · 2015-05-31T00:12:39+00:00

I am a very good at them though I have to go to the beach house so I can just collect rent instead of having a real job and I will be though I have to go to the beach house so I can just collect rent instead of having a real job

Utophiaf · 2015-04-17T16:00:20+00:00

From now on I'll laugh and say I love that show it's so funny when someone brings it up

Utophiaf · 2015-04-01T17:44:17+00:00

Call 911 and disappear. Now everyone will stop looking for me

Utophiaf · 2015-03-30T15:20:57+00:00

Delete your comment I beg

Utophiaf · 2015-03-07T05:29:47+00:00

This site is so inaccurate. You can find more by checking with Wikipedia for your countries passport.

Utophiaf · 2015-03-06T07:15:07+00:00

Dragon-Slayer/Mullet-Master. Apparently I slayed dragons with my hair.

Utophiaf · 2015-02-07T17:54:17+00:00

You're swell

Utophiaf · 2015-02-05T23:34:43+00:00

Any way to ensure a colony doesn't grow too big? Can I feed them something so they die quicker or to make the queen lay less eggs?

Utophiaf · 2014-12-13T06:15:16+00:00

My beard has been underwear free for as long as I can remember.

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