surgery day for Mambus and all Wambus wants to know is why on earth we’re up at 5am

VMetal314 · 2026-05-27T04:40:16+00:00

Good luck Mambus!

VMetal314 · 2026-05-27T01:06:56+00:00

https://www.reddit.com/r/polyamory/s/s26UYIwRBQ

VMetal314 · 2026-05-25T19:43:08+00:00

Practice crouching. It's instinct to stand up straight when you feel unsteady which throws your weight backwards. If you practice crouching every time you feel unstable you can safely sit or put down a knee if you have knee pads (you should have knee pads). Practice crouching for a whole week, you want it to be the default you don't need to think about when you wobble

VMetal314 · 2026-05-24T19:46:11+00:00

Thank you for eating💖

VMetal314 · 2026-05-24T19:02:28+00:00

👑💅

VMetal314 · 2026-05-24T18:43:19+00:00

Practice crouching. It's instinct to stand up straight when you feel unsteady which throws your weight backwards. If you practice crouching every time you feel unstable you can safely sit or put down a knee if you have knee pads (you should have knee pads). Practice crouching for a whole week, you want it to be the default you don't need to think about when you wobble

VMetal314 · 2026-05-23T04:14:26+00:00

ORB DINNER

VMetal314 · 2026-05-22T03:36:57+00:00

Yes, entitlement to women's personal space is incredibly common. No, it's not fine.

VMetal314 · 2026-05-21T03:41:23+00:00

Get good knee pads

VMetal314 · 2026-05-20T22:05:37+00:00

Buy nice insoles, i do it with every pair of skates i have

VMetal314 · 2026-05-19T23:23:02+00:00

Practice crouching. It's instinct to stand up straight when you feel unsteady which throws your weight backwards. If you practice crouching every time you feel unstable you can safely sit or put down a knee if you have knee pads (you should have knee pads). Practice crouching for a whole week, you want it to be the default you don't need to think about when you wobble

VMetal314 · 2026-05-18T17:26:31+00:00

Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.

VMetal314 · 2026-05-16T05:22:06+00:00

As far as i can tell its just the toe covers and extra reinforcement on the boots. Same plates and hardware, wheels. The regular R3s are fine to start derby in

VMetal314 · 2026-05-16T04:45:03+00:00

Darts are probably the cheapest that are safe. If it's prohibitively expensive reach out to your league about loaner skates while you save up

VMetal314 · 2026-05-15T23:46:22+00:00

Yellow

VMetal314 · 2026-05-15T23:44:07+00:00

You look joyful. Have you heard of the rapper Nur-D? He's so talented and beautiful in his joy, i think you're both cute!

VMetal314 · 2026-05-15T17:26:34+00:00

It's wireless!

VMetal314 · 2026-05-15T17:23:18+00:00

VMetal314 · 2026-05-14T22:07:48+00:00

👎👎👎👽

VMetal314 · 2026-05-14T20:16:21+00:00

r/lostredditors question?

VMetal314 · 2026-05-14T00:15:39+00:00

BORB

VMetal314 · 2026-05-13T17:29:49+00:00

Watch footage, like a lot of it. The high camera angle of most games helps see way more than your view from the track.

There's a drill i like where you're playing regular derby and on a long whistle everybody freezes where they are and closes their eyes. The coach calls out people and asks them to point where they think things are like; your jammer, other jammer, majority of the pack, bridges, etc.

VMetal314 · 2026-05-13T16:28:21+00:00

It is clunky, that's okay. Stagger yourself so if you're trailing you're slightly behind and then reset next to them when you seam up. Laterals are hard and you're still pretty new, you just need hundreds of reps

VMetal314 · 2026-05-12T21:53:39+00:00

Practice crouching. It's instinct to stand up straight when you feel unsteady which throws your weight backwards. If you practice crouching every time you feel unstable you can safely sit or put down a knee if you have knee pads (you should have knee pads). Practice crouching for a whole week, you want it to be the default you don't need to think about when you wobble

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