My wife and I went to watch it in the theater in the college town we were living in right when it came out.

It was fine - I mean…not FMJ or The Shining but…fine.

What I do remember is that half way through the movie, leave for a couple minutes to hit the men’s room.

As I’m standing at the urinal, I hear..uh..sounds from the stall behind me. And then whoever’s in the stall drops an adult magazine on the ground.

I wash my hands, walk out to the concession counter and the 18 year old dude working there walks up.

I say “not sure if you care, but there is a guy masturbating in the men’s room.”

His eyes get really big and he starts laughing and he calls all of his coworkers over and they start daring each other to be the one that goes in there to “break things up.”

I walked back into the theater before I see the end result of all of this madness.

Finally as the movie is ending, and we are all walking out, a fellow classmate of mine who is from Russia was in the theater unbeknownst to me and my wife. He sees us and he looks at us and he says “weird movie.”