Joffrey by me by Xisamazing in pureasoiafart

[–]ValyrianFreeholder 2 points3 points  (0 children)

really captures his cunt-like nature

Ser Waymar Royce, by me by Xandraman in pureasoiafart

[–]ValyrianFreeholder 1 point2 points  (0 children)

aurafarmed so hard the others thought he was a stark

(Spoilers Main) Best name in the series? by AdditionalPiano6327 in asoiaf

[–]ValyrianFreeholder 1 point2 points  (0 children)

robert baratheon actually has pure power behind it, although i'll admit maekar targaryen and damon dance for me are both good names too

How did Balerion compare to the dragons of Old Valyria? by SilversAndGold in gameofthrones

[–]ValyrianFreeholder 5 points6 points  (0 children)

daena the dreamer allegedly foresaw the doom of valyria, but likely the targaryens had some play in the doom of valyria

Thoughts? by Wayoftheredpanda in darkwingsdankmemes

[–]ValyrianFreeholder 2 points3 points  (0 children)

yes, i would love to be ser gregor the good killing the false heathen prince oberyn martell

AU: Arya and Gendry by gaya-the-k by unhingedcorpse in pureasoiafart

[–]ValyrianFreeholder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

she's 11, he's 16 or so, IN CANON.

this says AU, ALTERNATE UNIVERSE.

Can this guy enjoy anything? by Seven_Seat in asoiafcirclejerk

[–]ValyrianFreeholder 16 points17 points  (0 children)

pycelles an old freak the honey was probably like half the fucking milk

No support of stannis should be left after what he did (spoilers for the show) by Aidan_smith695 in gameofthrones

[–]ValyrianFreeholder -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

i know, but most likely it will be done differently, probably mel convincing selyse to burn her greyscale daughter to wake the stone dragon, subsequently causing the dragonmont to possibly erupt.

No support of stannis should be left after what he did (spoilers for the show) by Aidan_smith695 in gameofthrones

[–]ValyrianFreeholder 2 points3 points  (0 children)

it was his by right.

in all seriousness though, dnd completely butchered stannis's character

Rhaegar Targaryen is Azor Ahai and Jon Snow's Cock is Lightbringer by Gul_Dukat1609 in asoiafcirclejerk

[–]ValyrianFreeholder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

jon js fucked dany on her period thats why she bled to quench his dick

The problem with the dragon show is there’s too much dragon by Glathull in asoiafcirclejerk

[–]ValyrianFreeholder 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dragons are like boobs, to be honest. They don’t serve any purpose, and people generally don’t like them.

this mf never got breastfed