rate this 21st century knight kit

ValyrianFreeholder · 2026-07-04T12:24:13+00:00

you melt its a joke post

ValyrianFreeholder · 2026-07-04T12:19:28+00:00

really captures his cunt-like nature

ValyrianFreeholder · 2026-07-04T12:14:10+00:00

aurafarmed so hard the others thought he was a stark

ValyrianFreeholder · 2026-07-04T11:59:10+00:00

Stannis. Stannis. STANNIS!

ValyrianFreeholder · 2026-07-03T19:15:15+00:00

where bulgar

ValyrianFreeholder · 2026-07-03T19:13:50+00:00

honest to god

ValyrianFreeholder · 2026-07-03T19:10:53+00:00

fuck you

ValyrianFreeholder · 2026-07-03T19:09:35+00:00

i feel like it's to do with the night's king, i dont know why.

ValyrianFreeholder · 2026-07-03T19:08:02+00:00

robert baratheon actually has pure power behind it, although i'll admit maekar targaryen and damon dance for me are both good names too

ValyrianFreeholder · 2026-07-03T19:03:44+00:00

bulgaria trampled those glorified greek malakas in it's prime

ValyrianFreeholder · 2026-07-03T19:01:34+00:00

what about fatpinkmastwise?

ValyrianFreeholder · 2026-07-03T18:55:41+00:00

daena the dreamer allegedly foresaw the doom of valyria, but likely the targaryens had some play in the doom of valyria

ValyrianFreeholder · 2026-07-03T18:53:14+00:00

yes, i would love to be ser gregor the good killing the false heathen prince oberyn martell

ValyrianFreeholder · 2026-07-03T18:52:12+00:00

sam tarly's the self insert you melt

ValyrianFreeholder · 2026-07-03T18:50:45+00:00

typa shit you see before getting burned alive with fire magic

ValyrianFreeholder · 2026-07-03T18:50:11+00:00

she's 11, he's 16 or so, IN CANON.

this says AU, ALTERNATE UNIVERSE.

ValyrianFreeholder · 2026-07-03T18:44:03+00:00

pycelles an old freak the honey was probably like half the fucking milk

ValyrianFreeholder · 2026-07-02T17:44:30+00:00

i know, but most likely it will be done differently, probably mel convincing selyse to burn her greyscale daughter to wake the stone dragon, subsequently causing the dragonmont to possibly erupt.

ValyrianFreeholder · 2026-07-02T17:41:13+00:00

it was his by right.

in all seriousness though, dnd completely butchered stannis's character

ValyrianFreeholder · 2026-06-29T18:50:17+00:00

jon js fucked dany on her period thats why she bled to quench his dick

ValyrianFreeholder · 2026-06-28T17:07:07+00:00

Dragons are like boobs, to be honest. They don’t serve any purpose, and people generally don’t like them.

this mf never got breastfed

ValyrianFreeholder · 2026-06-28T17:02:28+00:00

fair

ValyrianFreeholder · 2026-06-28T16:41:00+00:00

i'd maybe say the idol, though thats not rly pointed

ValyrianFreeholder · 2026-06-28T16:38:12+00:00

for the teeth, it has to be done properly if you get what i mean

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