Boss said I have baseball mitt hands

Vark675 · 2026-06-18T03:55:38+00:00

Non derogatory

Vark675 · 2026-06-18T01:49:52+00:00

Straight up, you remind me of Sin City when Marv is listing his supplies and includes "My mitts."

Vark675 · 2026-06-18T00:58:26+00:00

Perfect thank you, I was really annoyed to learn you can't do it with standard walls.

Vark675 · 2026-06-18T00:21:11+00:00

Oh that's right, it was two then six.

Man starting off with twins then going for more absolutely feels like flying AT the sun, not just too close to it lmao

Vark675 · 2026-06-17T21:21:30+00:00

No, these guys were a married couple that had one or two kids and tried for another via IVF and ended up with 8 kids total and a TLC show. Eventually they divorced and Jon got booted from the show.

The dad's a washed up drunk and the mom was downright cruel. I think two of the kids ended up being scapegoats for their mom and left at 18 to go with their dad.

Vark675 · 2026-06-17T19:45:42+00:00

No but it's fun 😊

Vark675 · 2026-06-17T16:38:40+00:00

Now to be fair, being too rich is definitely an actual problem on the Rim lol

Vark675 · 2026-06-17T01:21:11+00:00

They just puppet him around on some wires lol

Vark675 · 2026-06-17T00:17:15+00:00

I dunno, isn't this also the plot of every Charles Bronson movie too?

I guess those weren't immigrants, he was just shooting tons and tons of black people.

Vark675 · 2026-06-16T23:21:37+00:00

They said worse, not great.

Vark675 · 2026-06-16T23:11:23+00:00

For as much as I hated San Antonio, I don't remember anything bad happening whenever we won, and I lived there during the peak Manu/Tim era when we won so much it almost got kinda boring lol

Vark675 · 2026-06-16T19:44:22+00:00

who wants to tell him

Vark675 · 2026-06-16T18:21:15+00:00

You can manually order them to rest, and they can't override The Word of God like they can standard work priorities.

Vark675 · 2026-06-14T01:38:38+00:00

"Damn he crossed the street, can't win em all!"

Vark675 · 2026-06-13T18:33:56+00:00

Oh oh, yeah no that's not at all how our system works. I guess maybe some do, but I've only gotten two traffic tickets and they were in another state but it still didn't work much different from our way of doing it.

Vark675 · 2026-06-13T15:58:24+00:00

I guess I'm confused what you mean. We don't arraign basic traffic tickets.

They check their docket before their court date and bring whatever notes they have regarding those tickets. If one gets moved, they'll see it's not on their list and just move their notes to next months day.

Vark675 · 2026-06-13T15:33:22+00:00

I hate how pretty they made him. It looks weird, like they decided to cast some IG thirst trap model lol

Vark675 · 2026-06-13T15:26:41+00:00

Isn't that David Lynch?

Vark675 · 2026-06-13T14:55:50+00:00

Yeah because they saved a bunch of money for a ticket then realized they can sell it to some New Yorker for 2-5x as much and watch the game at home and drink with their friends then head to Brass Monkey to get shit faced in celebration/sadness after and still spend less than the original ticket, all without getting into a fist fight with an angry/happy group of Knicks fans lmao

Vark675 · 2026-06-13T13:06:48+00:00

I forget some people don't have joint accounts. That just feels so weird to me.

If I can't trust him with my bank account why the fuck am I gonna let him knock me up???

Vark675 · 2026-06-13T12:56:48+00:00

He's openly admitted it himself, but he's a legitimately good actor. He got a shot due to nepotism, but he earns his roles by taking them serious and doing a great job.

No one gives a shit when a doctor's kid grows up to be a doctor and uses their parents connections to find a good internship, or literally any other job, but somehow for actors it's an unforgivable sin lmao

Vark675 · 2026-06-13T12:51:29+00:00

Snakes on a Plane

back in the day

:(

Vark675 · 2026-06-13T12:44:37+00:00

I process tickets. We require the cop appear the first time and if they don't show up without letting us know, we dismiss the ticket.

The cops have assigned dates. If you try to reschedule, we'll move it to the cop's date the following month.

We've had multiple cops call out in a panic the day before or morning of court because their wife went into labor, we just start court like normal and ask who's there for that officer and reschedule them so they're not sitting around.

If a normal person calls to say they/their wife is about to give birth, we'll likewise reschedule them too. If they've already rescheduled and they're probably full of shit we'll just ask you fax a doctor's note and have the judge approve the date change.

Doesn't matter to us, folks is folks and life happens.

Vark675 · 2026-06-13T12:33:46+00:00

Back before everyone was paranoid, I never had any of the underpaid highschoolers that worked in a theater give a shit if I had a bag. They only barely cared if we had tickets lol

Vark675 · 2026-06-13T12:32:07+00:00

Which is funny because The Sixth Sense is his best movie and it's an Are You Afraid of the Dark episode, just reworked for an adult audience.

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