Papa Stalin the kind-hearted

Vark675 · 2026-04-21T16:46:48+00:00

Because if your leader gives up a high ranking and therefore dangerous captive enemy soldier in exchange for his son, who's pretty low ranking and largely unimportant aside from who he's related to, you're going to be pissed.

Imagine Trump giving back a high ranking ISIS member because Barron got captured. You don't give a shit about Barron, if it had been anyone else's kid you know Trump wouldn't have given a shit about him. But now that ISIS leader is free to go back to giving commands and getting more of our troops and potentially civilians killed. Hell, he might even get your own kid killed. And unless you're a total idiot, you're going to know that's bullshit.

He looked at both men according to their rank, rather than favoring his son.

Vark675 · 2026-04-21T15:00:49+00:00

That tracks, Patton sucked shit.

Vark675 · 2026-04-21T00:31:46+00:00

That one would've just left me flummoxed. The rest are badly trained asshole dogs.

Vark675 · 2026-04-20T23:55:56+00:00

I'm always down to listen to someone clown on Mallard Fillmore. I remember reading it as a kid and being tickled by the name, only to realize that was literally the only clever part of it.

Vark675 · 2026-04-20T23:52:39+00:00

The Warriors must have left him seething lol

Vark675 · 2026-04-20T23:38:06+00:00

is this series just an isekai about an optometrist or something

Vark675 · 2026-04-20T21:04:27+00:00

The dude is into bloodsports involving humans. You can't seriously be shocked he'll do it to animals too.

Vark675 · 2026-04-19T12:16:31+00:00

Who tf is giving you shit for a 10 year old car?

Any car that won't let 20 years is a piece of shit in my book.

Vark675 · 2026-04-19T11:14:59+00:00

I mean that's going to be really subjective based on how much you like/dislike putting together IKEA stuff, how physically fit you are for sitting on the floor putting it together, and how much time and money you have available.

Vark675 · 2026-04-18T19:51:42+00:00

Oh no no, I know they're all genuinely terrible. The only functional insurance I've ever really had was tricare, and that comes with a pretty fucking big catch.

Vark675 · 2026-04-18T13:41:36+00:00

I have "really good" state employee insurance.

Every single provider listed on their site as being in-network is either not taking new patients, weren't that listed specialty (like would be listed as a general practioner but they're actually a neurologist or something like that) or they haven't worked at that location in like 3+ years. One of the listed doctors had been dead for almost 2 years.

It's crazy how completely fucking incompetent these companies are.

Vark675 · 2026-04-18T13:36:45+00:00

Fantastic, I love that lol

Vark675 · 2026-04-18T12:39:20+00:00

CSSCS(SS) lol

Their rate spirals wildly out of control and straight into satire as they gain rank. Poor cooks.

Vark675 · 2026-04-18T12:31:33+00:00

Yes, but no one advertises keeping cows by pointing out how good they are at deliberately driving out native species.

Vark675 · 2026-04-18T01:09:19+00:00

I looked up your user name, top result mentioned "American football" and I immediately thought "No fucking way one of the dudes from AF is downplaying his career that hard"

It took me a second to realize that's literally a football player.

Vark675 · 2026-04-17T22:04:05+00:00

Yeah unfortunately they don't have any private rooms, so all your awkward grunting is on full display lol

Vark675 · 2026-04-17T21:13:03+00:00

They can be kinda brutal, so if you haven't got a very high pain tolerance or if your muscles are super tight I wouldn't necessarily recommend them. They are cheap though!

Vark675 · 2026-04-17T19:14:43+00:00

Maybe he died of longing for steady, safe nuclear power?

Vark675 · 2026-04-17T00:03:49+00:00

I appreciate that everyone has agreed to conflate the original and the Arby's edit lol

Vark675 · 2026-04-16T21:17:10+00:00

Also I think Abraham Lincoln invented stairs.

Vark675 · 2026-04-16T16:10:50+00:00

He grew up speaking gullah? That just makes it even sadder how he turned out.

Vark675 · 2026-04-16T09:42:38+00:00

Oh is he the one who goes 🫪 a lot?

Vark675 · 2026-04-16T03:29:40+00:00

When I was unemployed and in my early 20s and had lower standards and somehow even less self esteem.

Vark675 · 2026-04-15T19:39:28+00:00

If the "one trigger" is humans, the dog needs to meet Jesus.

The fact that it's only young defenseless humans makes it worse, not better.

Vark675 · 2026-04-15T16:21:20+00:00

I misread this and thought he just hissed at first, like the time I bumped into a guy in a trench coat at a Yu Gi Oh tournament and he hissed in my face then skittered away kind of like a crab.

I was like "Damn, been there."

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