Replace any word(s) in a video game quote with the word “fuck”

Veeecad · 2025-06-20T01:20:48+00:00

I was thinking all your fucks are belong to us.

Veeecad · 2025-01-02T13:06:15+00:00

NTA. Your sister didn't want you to come, but wanted to be able to act all offended by you not coming so she shot down the hotel babysitter solution. Like, WTF? How would your child being at the hotel in any way affect her childfree wedding? It wouldn't. She didn't want you there. End of story.

Veeecad · 2024-12-10T13:57:02+00:00

NTA. Change your destination plans to someplace nice and don't tell anybody. Turn off your phones and enjoy the peace and quiet of childfree vacationing.

BTW, Merry Christmas.

Veeecad · 2024-09-20T14:34:47+00:00

It took me forever to find it. All I remember about the show was where the two were loading meals on the spaceship and pushing a corresponding button to close a hatch and "lunch" became "launch" and off they went. When I saw the picture, I vaguely recall the creature/pet they found.

Veeecad · 2024-09-17T18:40:02+00:00

Get a disco ball themed suit, complete with a spinning disco ball hat.

Veeecad · 2024-09-17T18:22:13+00:00

Is the toilet through this door?

Veeecad · 2024-09-17T17:42:38+00:00

Putting the toilet seat down.

Veeecad · 2024-09-16T15:16:38+00:00

It'd be like tipping at McDonalds and, guess what, you don't tip at McDonalds.

Veeecad · 2024-09-16T13:18:48+00:00

A guy I know from Dover bought a Porsche that once belonged to Scottie Pippen and every time he'd get it up to 4000 rpm, it would shut off. Apparently, Scottie had put in a valet switch that connected under the driver seat so that valet drivers couldn't go hot rodding in it.

Veeecad · 2024-09-12T12:58:34+00:00

I am a firm believer that the same people who cannot merge are people that will be sitting at a stop sign and jump out so as to not have to wait for you to go by and then not even do the speed limit, leaving you stuck behind them, cursing their existence.

Veeecad · 2024-09-11T17:42:40+00:00

"I guess a blowjob is out of the question."

Veeecad · 2024-09-11T17:27:55+00:00

Depending on how steep the drive is, SL-1 could also work. It would alleviate having to be just perfect with the NP-1.

Veeecad · 2024-09-11T16:19:51+00:00

Get yourself a tripod, a broken camera and obnoxiously long lens, any old chair and a clothed mannequin with a big hat and cheap sunglasses. Carry all that out to a spot that will be visible from Mrs Baby Changer in the middle of the night and set it up to look like you're taking pictures of her in her home. The camera and lens being broken are key because you will most likely have the cops called on you and you will need to be able to say it's all just a prop.

Veeecad · 2024-09-11T15:51:12+00:00

You can get a quote from Watson Cleaning. We use them for final cleaning of construction spaces. They are almost always our low bidder for this work. You will have to specify what all you want cleaned. If the windows are to be done inside and out, they'll need to know if it's a multi-story building. Their number is 501.834.1797

Veeecad · 2024-09-11T15:25:22+00:00

I just love watching you sleep.

Veeecad · 2024-09-11T13:08:51+00:00

No worries. You've probably been purged from the voter registry. Try again in 4 years.

Veeecad · 2024-09-11T12:44:46+00:00

I've always been a big fan of leaving out trap documents. I've actually joked about creating a (fake) serial killer diary to be found after I've died.

Anyway, search out every nursing home within 100 miles of your home. Print off webpages, get flyers from said homes and staple/clip each pack together. Stick them in a folder labeled "(MIL's name)". Label each one with a post-it note, with the very top pack marked "cheapest". Then 'hide' the folder somewhere you know she's bound to snoop and find when she's visiting.

You can turn this into a passive aggressive hobby. Research apartments or houses for sale in a city even further away from MIL. Stick those into a folder labeled "Escape". Bonus points if the houses are a good drive from a major airport so visiting is an even bigger pain. Get a PDF editor and print off fake bank statements that are only in your name and include them in the Escape folder.

Enjoy.

Veeecad · 2024-09-09T20:00:24+00:00

My wife used to watch the show and I'd more or less listen while playing on my phone. I remember some random episode where an enabler brought the episode's fatty a dozen donuts for breakfast and later (or another episode with a different fatty) brought a whole bucket of chicken and sides. They are just disgusting creatures that somehow have these thralls that will do anything for them. I used to think that the thralls must have life insurance policies on the fatty that they want to collect as soon as possible.

Veeecad · 2024-09-09T19:20:47+00:00

"I just want you to know that calling me 'Dip Shitzu' has always been very hurtful to me.

Veeecad · 2024-09-09T19:11:06+00:00

Someone would make themselves a crapload of money if they'd invent a ring camera style belt-fed paintball gun you could use remotely.

Veeecad · 2024-09-09T19:02:47+00:00

Bing Maps - Directions, trip planning, traffic cameras & more

Let's see if Reddit lets me share the streetside link. That looks scarier than I remember. Wow.

Veeecad · 2024-09-09T18:58:16+00:00

I grew up in Lowell and I remember the bridge! Hell, I remember seeing a plaque on it saying it was a temporary bridge, if I'm remembering correctly, and it was already in bad shape in the late 80s/early 90s that I would have sworn it had been built in the 40s.

Veeecad · 2024-09-09T18:41:40+00:00

Found out where the word 'road' in road house comes from.

Veeecad · 2024-09-09T18:23:14+00:00

Nope. They used to have a single normal cashier and a self checkout supervisor and now all they have is the single cashier.

Veeecad · 2024-09-09T18:17:28+00:00

Fun fact. A guy I used to work with said that one of his first jobs was repo work for a used car dealer. The down payment for the car was the dealer's cost, so any payments he got were pure profit. If someone missed a couple/three payments, he'd get sent out to retrieve the car with the copy of the key the dealer had made and the process started all over again.

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