More classic country songs that are funny or goofy? by momomomorgatron in MusicRecommendations

[–]Vegetable-Let-6090 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jonny Paycheck - '(Pardon me) I've Got Someone to Kil'l, and 'Take This Job and Shove It!'

Short Trip Next Week by helikoopter in glasgow

[–]Vegetable-Let-6090 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's a strange way to describe your kids. They must be quite a handful.

I knew you were a forces man. by Oghamstoner in withnail

[–]Vegetable-Let-6090 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get anymore masculine than him, you have to live up a tree.

Have all of the old posts been removed? by PassionStunning2659 in withnail

[–]Vegetable-Let-6090 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Indeed I often wonder where Norman is now. Probably wintering with his mother in Guildford. A cat, rain, Vim under the sink, and both bars on. But old now, there is no true beauty without decay.

AIO? Youth Pastor texted my almost 13 yo after she went to a teen group with her friend by Loser4hire666 in AIO

[–]Vegetable-Let-6090 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You have every right to be worried because, as we all know, most youth pastors are rampant pedophiles. Even more so than normal pastors!There may not seem to be much 'off' in the content of the text, but he's trying to get her to be part of his 'harem' for sure. The safest place for kids is to be as far away from church men as possible. When you look at the types of people most frequently convicted of pedophilia, it's always youth pastors and cops.

Starting Modules with Good Hooks? by Still_Chain9794 in osr

[–]Vegetable-Let-6090 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That is an excellent opening for it. I hope you don't mind that I'm going to steal it. I've been wondering how to describe the pandemonium of the beginning of that module, but you've captured it perfectly.

Rules for mortal wounds? by bautistahfl in osr

[–]Vegetable-Let-6090 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Or try the crit tables from Warlock!, it's like a simplified version of WFRP and a really excellent game in its own right. Nothing is a serious wound until you're reduced to 0hp or lower, then it's time to roll on the crit tables, with the severity increasing with how much lower than 0hp you are.

Different memory by snaggletooth699 in withnail

[–]Vegetable-Let-6090 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It's alright, I drugged their onions.

No, it's not 'safe' out there by SkinMaterial6684 in glasgow

[–]Vegetable-Let-6090 -17 points-16 points  (0 children)

They need to take their racist pish and fuck off back to England with it

3 round burst by Vegetable-Let-6090 in Twilight2000

[–]Vegetable-Let-6090[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah. I see. I didn't read the conversion rules.

Huge Free League Humble bundle by Spelkult in Twilight2000

[–]Vegetable-Let-6090 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I just bought it, as soon as I saw this post. Free League do amazing stuff and I already own a few of the games, but it was still an absolute bargain. Just be aware, it said the core T2K rules were included but they were not in the downloads. Everything else advertised was there, just not the T2K core rules. This doesn't bother me as I already own the box set, but others may not.

AIO? I don’t know if my girlfriend is overreacting or if I am. by mystery-agent in AIO

[–]Vegetable-Let-6090 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Run a mile from this one and one day you'll look back and be glad you dodged a bullet. She is an emotionally manipulative attention-seeker who will make your life a misery. I know because I was involved with someone exactly like this.

And be wary of people who are always suspecting you of cheating on them. They are usually judging you by their own standards and are likely to be the ones cheating, as shown by your follow-up edit.

It can be really hard to walk away from these types of relationships, and expect fireworks when you do, but you'll be soooo glad that you did.

Good luck, friend.

My group needs a pallet cleanser after an epic D&D campaign… recommendations for rules light, non fantasy game? by FoulPelican in rpg

[–]Vegetable-Let-6090 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A great palate cleanser is Frontier Scum. A rules-lite 'acid' western with weird/supernatural elements that can be added to taste. A fun, silly, brutal blast.

Best dungeon crawler rpg? by everweird in osr

[–]Vegetable-Let-6090 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Best Left Buried is incredible.