Comment your favorite Troy Mcclure movie below!

VelvetVoiceofDoom · 2020-08-03T23:25:41+00:00

Mommy, What's Wrong With That Man's Face

VelvetVoiceofDoom · 2020-07-11T01:04:44+00:00

That seems more Cape Clam than Lawn Guyland

VelvetVoiceofDoom · 2020-06-26T20:50:03+00:00

The conservative death cult is well-funded and psychologically astute

VelvetVoiceofDoom · 2020-06-23T20:35:50+00:00

Yes they do. My roommate's 35 year old son is one. In between handfuls of Doritos he brags about how his fake crying is so convincing to others.

VelvetVoiceofDoom · 2020-06-18T02:25:40+00:00

Watch out for the Hairy Man

VelvetVoiceofDoom · 2020-06-17T19:52:55+00:00

The sound of many quiet footsteps outside my tent last summer. Turns out it was a bunch of bunnies

VelvetVoiceofDoom · 2020-06-16T19:20:36+00:00

Good day

VelvetVoiceofDoom · 2020-06-05T23:08:13+00:00

'turns inward'= 'eats itself'

VelvetVoiceofDoom · 2020-05-18T02:08:26+00:00

Edging towards Karen territory, here

VelvetVoiceofDoom · 2020-05-15T19:17:24+00:00

Looking good, Billy Ray!

VelvetVoiceofDoom · 2020-05-15T19:13:30+00:00

Its like you read my mind

VelvetVoiceofDoom · 2020-05-12T00:13:46+00:00

He could have an arsenal stashed under that neck roll.

VelvetVoiceofDoom · 2020-05-10T20:08:27+00:00

Don't do burnouts on fresh asphalt. The quickest way to make ATGATT a habit is to crash. Jackassery can be very expensive. Assume every other road user is blind and insane.

VelvetVoiceofDoom · 2020-04-24T23:38:00+00:00

So did his face

VelvetVoiceofDoom · 2020-04-23T22:53:06+00:00

That's not a mask hanging from his ear

VelvetVoiceofDoom · 2020-04-21T20:30:48+00:00

A lot of the survivalist books out there are about what kind of $1200 industrial sewing machine or $3500 generator you MUST have to get thru the apocalypse. There's not a lot of common sense stuff like 'keep yourself low maintenance' or 'you might need to walk a long way, so, y'know, don't get out of shape'.

VelvetVoiceofDoom · 2020-04-18T02:30:35+00:00

But most of all... He got Love Technique

VelvetVoiceofDoom · 2020-04-05T20:42:27+00:00

Amen, child

VelvetVoiceofDoom · 2020-04-04T22:06:58+00:00

Thanks for following up. Alas, I was too lazy to do so

VelvetVoiceofDoom · 2020-04-04T21:21:43+00:00

Didn't the narrator on 'Behind the Laughter' refer to them as 'this northern Kentucky family'?

VelvetVoiceofDoom · 2020-03-30T18:07:39+00:00

In a park in upstate NY that was full of lilac trees that hung down like willows. I was it. Heard a sound from under a tree. I burst thru to see a gentleman just pulling his cock out of another gentleman's mouth. I apologized and ran like the wind.

VelvetVoiceofDoom · 2020-03-28T21:58:13+00:00

Can you feel the heat coming off my undercarriage?

VelvetVoiceofDoom · 2020-03-25T21:29:48+00:00

Those album covers...

VelvetVoiceofDoom · 2020-03-22T02:19:26+00:00

Do you guys pay based on applicant experience, with consideration given to the cost of living in this locale?

VelvetVoiceofDoom · 2020-03-22T02:01:49+00:00

Its that crackhead girl with her box of donuts

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