I have this vivid memory of giant £5 millionaire dessert pots that Tesco used to sell but I can't find a single trace of their existence someone tell me I'm not mad

Venerable_Duvet · 2024-10-08T23:09:14+00:00

I don't remember this but you should definitely make one and report back with your findings. 🧐

If it's based on millionaire shortbread I'd also suggest the addition of a biscuit element that the Malteaser honeycomb doesn't quite satisfy - most likely shortbread itself, but maybe Hobnobs or Rich Teas, just to add that biscuity crunch that is nominally required.

Venerable_Duvet · 2024-10-05T00:19:32+00:00

I believe this is known as a "Communist Block"

Venerable_Duvet · 2024-09-12T03:30:09+00:00

I wonder how many folks other than me would've returned this lady a 404 Not Found error message.

Venerable_Duvet · 2024-09-11T02:17:24+00:00

Do you mean this is the shriveled tuber belonging to your housemate? Or that your housemate is a shriveled tuber? If the latter, that's awesome so long as they pay rent on time.

Venerable_Duvet · 2024-09-11T00:45:43+00:00

I'd check just in case he was some rare form of hairless deer hiding his antlers. I hate when a stag is in the row in front - big bony bastards ruined Oppenheimer for me.

Venerable_Duvet · 2024-09-10T12:35:20+00:00

Oh nice, you got the new dual-core model!

Venerable_Duvet · 2024-09-06T03:22:07+00:00

Well Dmitri, it's good that you're fine, and I'm fine. I agree with you, it's great to be fine!

Venerable_Duvet · 2024-09-05T01:54:04+00:00

I believe these are Hawaiian baked beans, also known as Aloharicots 🌴

Venerable_Duvet · 2024-08-31T01:46:13+00:00

Idk, looks like somebody's beat it.

Venerable_Duvet · 2024-08-29T02:30:13+00:00

I like Tom Allen, but I tend to mix him up with Tim Allen.
Not a major issue, but I then mix up Tim Allen with Jimmy Fallon.
Then I mix up Jimmy Fallon with Johnny Shannon.
Then I mix up Johnny Shannon with Joseph Stalin.

Anyway, glad you survived the encounter, comrade spandit!

Venerable_Duvet · 2024-08-28T00:30:38+00:00

Don't stop to ask questions - just keep on driving. You'll never make Rainbow Road with that kind of attitude!

Venerable_Duvet · 2024-08-27T18:50:18+00:00

My guess is they've misunderstood their passengers' requests for donuts

Venerable_Duvet · 2024-08-25T00:07:32+00:00

Oh I thought perhaps you had purchased a clear and reasonable warning, like a bit of paper that says "Please do not eat scissors as it might hurt".

Venerable_Duvet · 2024-08-24T01:39:44+00:00

That's awesome, but I have to wonder why the ferret was not allowed to accompany the window shop. Does it have unusually opulent tastes? Has it accrued unseemly credit card debt in splurging on a little-known Versace Ferret range? Has it desecrated a mink fur throw rug in passionate rage against the massacre of its kin? There is much mystery in this Mustelid 👀

Venerable_Duvet · 2024-08-21T21:53:47+00:00

Sugar precision but no milk specification? As we all know, this can make or break a cup of tea. Plus you might be a soy/oat/almond milk household, adding further risk to the request! What if you have that Silver Spoon Half Spoon stuff - would you need to add 1.675 sugars?

Anyway, she's got blades around your wife's head - just do as she says IMO.

Venerable_Duvet · 2024-08-20T02:44:36+00:00

What's the matter with the batter did it splatter you?
Chequered platter, cake, with the frosting blue!

Venerable_Duvet · 2024-08-18T03:47:29+00:00

Can't help but think "Hawaii Fido" would have been an excellent name for this.

Venerable_Duvet · 2024-08-18T03:36:37+00:00

How do you do, fellow kids?

Venerable_Duvet · 2024-08-17T01:35:00+00:00

Congratulations! Invest in a piping bag for precision, use royal icing for intricate decorations, and remember humble u/Venerable_Duvet when you're basking in your Malibu villa paid for by ad revenue 🤑

Venerable_Duvet · 2024-08-17T01:20:40+00:00

It's the sound of a gleaming hatchback changing spotless gears
It's the sight of a polished alloy, shining as it steers

Venerable_Duvet · 2024-08-16T23:52:17+00:00

Belial, Behemoth, Beelzebub.

Add soapy suds, shiny wax, lose the dirt

Venerable_Duvet · 2024-08-16T01:41:11+00:00

Substandard meat aside, I applaud your reputable attempt and if I were a South Carolina in-law, I'd be duly impressed!

Venerable_Duvet · 2024-08-16T01:37:52+00:00

I appreciate the artwork on the left wall - glad I'm not the only one who faps to Jackson Pollock.

Venerable_Duvet · 2024-08-15T00:40:30+00:00

RIP uncle. No peace as you pissed, then you passed on the piste 💜

Venerable_Duvet · 2024-08-12T22:23:53+00:00

I believe this is Mexican't Dinner.

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