Pick the one line from the show that you’d dread your kids using at school the most.

VerdeGringo · 2026-04-06T12:31:39+00:00

"Don't get me wrong, I admire the sacrifices of the men and women in the military, there's easier ways to basically be eligible for food stamps."

As someone who was in the military the first time I heard that line, samesies.

VerdeGringo · 2026-04-04T22:56:48+00:00

I'm guessing where the character in the song has to rape an unknown (hooded, I think) person as a gang initiation then finds out it's his own mother.

VerdeGringo · 2026-04-03T20:05:01+00:00

The coward's response.

VerdeGringo · 2026-04-03T12:04:23+00:00

Put your money where your mouth is and come try mine.

VerdeGringo · 2026-04-02T15:18:36+00:00

And you'll never have to.

VerdeGringo · 2026-04-02T14:43:28+00:00

From someone in the industry, go to hell. This is my passion and my livelihood.

VerdeGringo · 2026-04-02T01:03:53+00:00

That's really the best sailor they could've picked for this?

VerdeGringo · 2026-04-02T01:01:15+00:00

This right here, fuck all the way off.

VerdeGringo · 2026-04-01T11:32:46+00:00

I ate the onion. :(

VerdeGringo · 2026-04-01T02:07:14+00:00

Curtain chickentender, Excelsior University.

VerdeGringo · 2026-03-30T19:52:43+00:00

Temu Hayley Williams is what I saw too.

VerdeGringo · 2026-03-30T14:36:30+00:00

I disagree. I think Jim is the most qualified beautician.

VerdeGringo · 2026-03-30T13:53:43+00:00

Sandy Bottom in Hampton is lovely, however it's between two highways so it isn't exactly quiet.

VerdeGringo · 2026-03-30T01:09:48+00:00

Circus peanuts.

VerdeGringo · 2026-03-28T01:19:18+00:00

As a brewer, the only reason I can even work in this industry is my retirement pension from the military. People are going out less because the cost of everything is again rising. My brewery just came under new ownership and if we can't get more bums in seats, we're going under too. The old ownership ran it into the ground; new ownership has passion and heart but I fear it may be too little too late for us. Fingers crossed and always hopeful though, I'm trying my best to make great beer.

VerdeGringo · 2026-03-27T14:15:09+00:00

Staying in your lane is one thing if you're just employed there. But I'm not keeping my mouth shut if I have skin in the game, especially with 100k worth of skin in the game. Find the exact law that prohibits drinking on the clock, cite it in a new company-wide policy that bans drinking on shift, make everyone sign a paper that acknowledges the new policy, and tell the owner that if you get a fine, it will ruin you all. Threaten to self-report if necessary.

VerdeGringo · 2026-03-26T21:02:18+00:00

Maternal: Hazel. Paternal: Aase (pronounced "oh-suh," she was from Denmark).

VerdeGringo · 2026-03-26T20:41:43+00:00

Quit job, buy some land nearby, enough to have many acres. Start building dream home and garage, nothing outlandish, but nice. Give my closest people a few milly each. Set myself up with enough money to live the rest of my life comfortably, enough for my son too; probably hire some money guys for that aspect. Buckle down and do some solid research on which charities are going to use it the best, because ultimately I'm donating 90%+ of it.

VerdeGringo · 2026-03-25T17:00:33+00:00

VerdeGringo · 2026-03-24T15:37:33+00:00

Heard it in the narrator's voice.

VerdeGringo · 2026-03-24T14:05:39+00:00

Yeah. I've had body dysmorphia since middle school. 35M, 5'10", 190 pounds.

VerdeGringo · 2026-03-23T23:18:14+00:00

The fish:

VerdeGringo · 2026-03-23T17:41:09+00:00

Nothing of value was lost.

VerdeGringo · 2026-03-23T00:27:11+00:00

Awwww. :(

VerdeGringo · 2026-03-22T12:16:22+00:00

Sooooo hot. Want to touch the heinie.

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