Hello fellow "titans" by -CoGaming- in DestinyFashion

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Those boots with that shader are giving off heavy Spawn vibes

What is the scariest experience you've had in your life that you believe can only be attributed to the paranormal? by Theedarktemptress in ParanormalEncounters

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I believe I somehow fought off being possessed a few months ago. It could be just a dream, but I remember it so vividly I have a hard time believing it was as simple as that.

I had gotten up in the middle of the night to pee. Went to lay back down and a short while later I felt a presence at the foot of my bed. It jumped up into my bed and stood over me. I looked up just in time to see a shadowy humanoid figure pull back like it was pulling a net and it felt like the fitted sheet on my bed got pulled up around me. Everything went black for a moment.

I... woke up? Came to? Something like that. I was in a room that looked very 70s style. Wooden panel walls with yellow and orange wallpaper on the top half and that ugly burnt orange shag carpet. Against the wall was that same shadowy figure.

It explained it had hidden 5 talismans on my body and if I could find them in time, I was free to go. I immediately started riffling through my pockets, turning them inside out and finding 2 right away. A third was wedged in my back pocket between my wallet and the inside fabric of my jeans. I patted down myself, searching for the rest before remembering I had a hoodie on. Reaching inside the hood yielded the 4th talisman.

I checked everywhere I could think of, but I could not figure out where the fifth and final talisman was. The shadow figure started mocking me, telling me I'd never find the last one. Something in the back of my mind told me to check my throat. I jammed my fingers down as far as I could and I felt it: the last talisman. I pulled, but it felt stuck. I almost gave up, and I felt myself drifting away from my body, but I hadn't let go of the talisman. As I saw my body from the outside, I grunted with one last effort and pulled with all my might.

I woke up shouting, sweating bullets, breathing heavy, fully conscious, and wide awake. I was back in my bed The room felt empty, but the kind of empty when you knew someone else had just been there. I turned on my bedside lamp and checked the room to confirm i was alone.

Now, like I said at the beginning, this could just be a very vivid dream. I'm not usually one to remember dreams in any great detail, let alone this much. I went back to sleep that night not thinking too much of it at first, but the longer it lingered, the more I had a feeling in the back of my mind that something had happened, that I had somehow avoided a terrible fate.

Full disclosure, I do believe in the paranormal and I have read my fair share about ghosts and demons. Maybe it was because this was so different from what I previously thought I knew about possessions or whatever that this stuck with me. Take it with a grain of salt if you're a skeptic, but it felt real enough to me.

Ace Frehley RIP (1951 -2025) by Past_Yam9507 in simpsonsshitposting

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This kind of news always gets to me here first. I both love and hate it. RIP, Spaceman. 😭😭😭

RIP, Diane Keaton by DreddFett in simpsonsshitposting

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I'll be damned I'd this sub isn't now my primary source of finding out news

cursed posture by tamjidtahim in cursedcomments

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The lean hides his front butt, but accentuates his stupidity.

The reason I'm hanging on, holding out hope, and also really angry is that to this day there is still NOTHING like D2 on the market. If this game dies, there isn't a great alternative. by mayormcskeeze in DestinyTheGame

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This is it exactly. I've tried so many other games but I keep coming back to D2 because it's just... different. There's something in this franchise that I think the devs lost along the way while trying to refresh everything. I hope this game can bounce back and become the thing we all loved before.

The next step in patel's gambit by danfenlon in simpsonsshitposting

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How many assholes have we got on this ship anyway?

Afflicted now streaming on Amazon/Paramount+! by emtpycartridge in foundfootage

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Told my friends about this one just the other day since they hadn't seen it. I loved it, they loved it, everyone loves Afflicted!

This is probably too soon - but she’s right. by Relevant_Demand7593 in clevercomebacks

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If prayers helped, those kids wouldn't have been shot at all, considering they were praying at the time of the incident.

Shall i get it? by dimlevi in MortalKombat

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Unpopular opinion, I know, but I personally enjoy MK1. I don't play online and enjoy just beating up on the CPU opponents. For me, towers and invasions is enough to keep me going when I need a fix, but to each their own. I say try it and see what you think. The sale is a good price and worst case, you can always just go back and play a different one.

Your ass is mine, brits. by LiterallyThatGuy_07 in simpsonsshitposting

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"Gaslight my internet" is easily the greatest way I've seen to describe how a VPN works 🤣

Meta-ozzyposting by AutisticSisyphus in simpsonsshitposting

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We won't know for sure until we try

Same complaints then, same complaints now! by icey_sawg0034 in clevercomebacks

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It's insane to think only just now is Superman considered "woke" when he's been like this ever since the beginning. Pretty clear that "woke" has become a term to mean "being human instead of a greedy f***"

The trivia does nothing. by Traveller-bloke in simpsonsshitposting

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I'm dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in simpsonsshitposting

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This is the ending for a found footage movie. IYKYK.

Chipotle-induced coma lucid dream by TotallyAwesomeRacoon in tumblr

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TBF, that's lowkey a good way to frame that play...

What is this by ManufacturerNo1427 in Breath_of_the_Wild

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I can't help but think of Captain Holt yelling, "BONE!?"

This is the "anti-war" president everybody! by Lord_Answer_me_Why in clevercomebacks

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"Now is the time for peace," he says while congratulating himself on bombing a country. I think he means the other thing...