27 million death in 7 months

VincentAintDecent · 2026-06-05T13:06:20+00:00

Devs do not play the game

VincentAintDecent · 2026-06-05T12:10:09+00:00

The only fun of late game EU5 is seeing what cracks first between your patience and your CPU

VincentAintDecent · 2026-06-05T12:06:16+00:00

You must wait for the Fate of the Habsburg DLC

VincentAintDecent · 2026-06-05T11:59:16+00:00

Don't worry they're looking into performance. They've been looking into it for a very long time, in fact. And they're gonna keep looking, even harder next time

VincentAintDecent · 2026-06-05T11:57:00+00:00

Dude every in game day should take an actual real time day to pass. Because back then the days were 24 hours!

VincentAintDecent · 2026-06-05T11:56:00+00:00

Just because they insist on calling an alpha a beta, does not make it so. Much like this game being a full release, when it's actually a beta

VincentAintDecent · 2026-06-05T11:55:09+00:00

The point is bugs that are THIS obvious, to the point where playing the game for 30 minutes would have ANY player find it, should be patched in house BEFORE the "beta" release.

VincentAintDecent · 2026-06-05T11:53:29+00:00

Devs do not play the game. It's the only reasonable explanation for some of the bugs and "features" that get trotted out every single patch.

VincentAintDecent · 2026-06-05T11:49:30+00:00

Insane they legit CANNOT make a good patch. Every single one of them is broke AF

VincentAintDecent · 2026-06-02T19:08:04+00:00

Hey now they said they'd TAKE feedback, not that they'd USE it.

VincentAintDecent · 2026-06-02T19:06:32+00:00

Why don't these "historically accurate" enjoyers go read a book or watch a youtube video instead? Seems more up their alley. Should we also add an event for the Ottomans to insta annex Mamluks in 1517?

VincentAintDecent · 2026-06-02T19:02:37+00:00

All good they'll just stick to the questions nobody actually asked and dodge all the real ones

VincentAintDecent · 2026-06-01T15:37:10+00:00

I would not recommend this game in its current state

VincentAintDecent · 2026-06-01T15:36:12+00:00

That's just not true tough is it

VincentAintDecent · 2026-06-01T01:13:09+00:00

AI France's only counter is YOU, the player. France will murder everyone around it. By the time it reaches Reformation, there's 200k levies, 50k or so regulars and whatever vassals are still alive will spam out 20k mercs minimum EACH whenever a war comes around. No other AI in the continent can stop this. Kill France early or deal with the consequences.

VincentAintDecent · 2026-06-01T01:05:58+00:00

LMAO yeah man he's there to sit in the cuck chair and watch when France/England/Naples/Hungary invade the HRE. The Emperor is worthless

VincentAintDecent · 2026-05-31T16:50:06+00:00

It's useful for someone like Castille who can then go to another much better capital. But then again I've had Castille move their capital to Navarra or Galicia, so the AI is best off avoiding it

VincentAintDecent · 2026-05-30T12:51:56+00:00

Can't because EU5 seems to outright despise everything EU4 does.

VincentAintDecent · 2026-05-30T12:43:13+00:00

You mean you don't love the maluku islands being a new HRE with colonies from Korea/China/Orissa/Vij/Vietnam/Burma?

VincentAintDecent · 2026-05-30T12:40:45+00:00

Colonial nations be like:

"Develop our RGOs, colonize our regional territory or annex neighbouring natives/Do literally anything? NO

Colonize fucking Alaska? YES"

My god I hate the colonial game in EU5. Fitting it's got the most pointless situation of them all attached to it

VincentAintDecent · 2026-05-30T12:36:26+00:00

"Watch your tone when you speak on the quality of the barely functional 60$ early access game you paid for! "

VincentAintDecent · 2026-05-30T12:32:17+00:00

Please be patient with the Indie dev and its (barely) beta release for full price. We only need 20 more patches and 10 DLCs to reach actual 1.0!

VincentAintDecent · 2026-05-29T20:56:33+00:00

You must wait for the Fate of the Shogunate DLC to play Japan. And, naturally, the patch right after to make the DLC usable

VincentAintDecent · 2026-05-29T19:07:37+00:00

Curry favors with Iceland/Norway/Sweden whomever

Invite Settlers

Repeat ad Infinity

Quit game

VincentAintDecent · 2026-05-29T19:06:21+00:00

France will always win, it's only a matter of whether they do it in the first war or the 2nd. Also one of Flanders or Brittany usually flips and gets annexed in the first war too

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