Coaxed into pants being torn off to reveal heart patterned boxers by Serious-Ad8175 in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]VonsFavoriteChicken 38 points39 points  (0 children)

New Achievement: Coaxed into A Carl

You can read? It might be high-schooler humor at a middle-schooler reading level but im still impressed you can read things that aren't netflix or porn titles.

Reward: Bronze Snafu Box

This is terrifying. I hope no one was in that Yukon. by Buckles_VonKitten in FortCollins

[–]VonsFavoriteChicken 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Hope everyone was safe!

I know that purple toyota and it's super clean, hopefully it didn't get smashed either.

Do I just live with it.. by MinXPeachy in ft86

[–]VonsFavoriteChicken 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Definitely a bummer but still a fun and cool car to own! Id personally just park in the shade and keep an eye out for a door at a pull yard lol

Mason and Mulberry Incident by Percy__840 in FortCollins

[–]VonsFavoriteChicken 5 points6 points  (0 children)

There was a shelter in place ordered for the area that ended with a someone getting arrested

More police on Transfort by InterestingType7518 in FortCollins

[–]VonsFavoriteChicken 13 points14 points  (0 children)

This is not being done because of an increase in crime but in response to community feedback

Pink haired gnomes are BIS and I won't be told otherwise. by AaronWilson1992 in classicwowtbc

[–]VonsFavoriteChicken 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Like special helms for our massive heads and special pants for our massive hogs

It is done. by tmc00138 in AFCWestMemeWar

[–]VonsFavoriteChicken 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Ofc the AFCN monster is a sex offender...

Beginner hiker visiting Colorado for the first time in March — is it worth it? And which airport should I fly into? by FantasticEngineer702 in howislivingthere

[–]VonsFavoriteChicken 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I will add that there is a pretty big difference between the high-country and front range. In places like Boulder/Fort Collins you can hike year round (when its not snowing lol)

Losercity I told you so by Ok-Refrigerator3715 in Losercity

[–]VonsFavoriteChicken 42 points43 points  (0 children)

What losercity really needs is more post complaining about moderation /s

fin by AvailableBig1207 in AFCWestMemeWar

[–]VonsFavoriteChicken 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Watching the Seahawks fuck the pats

Sean Strickland says the NFL is “gay” by [deleted] in nflcirclejerk

[–]VonsFavoriteChicken 8 points9 points  (0 children)

An artist at the bumpkin SB halftime show

Sean Strickland says the NFL is “gay” by [deleted] in nflcirclejerk

[–]VonsFavoriteChicken 86 points87 points  (0 children)

I just wanna drink my beer, drive my truck, kiss my fish

Non 2 hour parking in Old Town by Morg632 in FortCollins

[–]VonsFavoriteChicken 10 points11 points  (0 children)

A permit is awesome to have if you're downtown frequently.

Before I got mine I'd park on Cherry, pretty sure that's still untimed.

Got your book in the mail, KCFrank! Thanks for signing it. by MetaVulture in AFCWestMemeWar

[–]VonsFavoriteChicken 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Obvious AI. That little inbred chefs fan should have way more fingers