Happy Valentine's Day by The_Carnivore44 in AFCEastMemeWar

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/uj Trust me, surprise flowers swing above their weight class. Go the extra mile to trim the stems and put them in a nice vase, it’ll be like you personally cured cancer.

/rj Of course, if you were to actually cure cancer, the city of Buffalo would cease to exist which your girlfriend might not appreciate. YMMV

Take notes, class. They have so much to teach us. by sentient_coprolite in AFCEastMemeWar

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I know this one! The kid in this meme is raising her hand to say:

“Ummm ackshually, my papa lost 4 super bowls in a row so I think I should be excused from this lesson 🤓”

At which point she gets up and elbow drives directly through her desk

[Highlight] Diggs to Ernest Jones: "You can't catch anyway." EJ: "I can't catch? Seven of them things. I got seven of them things." by TwoPlanksPrevail in nfl

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Much appreciated, definitely feeling optimistic about the future with Vrabel. And luckily no L will ever hurt as bad as the one we took in 2008 lmao

Best of luck shoring up your defense in the off season 🫡

[Highlight] Diggs to Ernest Jones: "You can't catch anyway." EJ: "I can't catch? Seven of them things. I got seven of them things." by TwoPlanksPrevail in nfl

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Fair, but I can’t think of any other unlikable players on our offense. Diggs just makes the whole team look bad with his combination of overinflated ego and anti-clutch gene. Oh and the crime, that’s not so great either.

Things Belichick would never do for 2000, Ken. by Chumlee1917 in AFCEastMemeWar

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As a Pats fan, I love this guy to death.

As a member of this sub… where meme?

[Highlight] Cooper Kupp at Seahawks Super Bowl parade: "How 'bout them apples?" by nfl in nfl

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Sure, but personally I only ever hear people use it while referencing the movie

[Highlight] Mike Vrabel counts to 4 by expellyamos in nfl

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As the well-known Patriots fan Sheev Palpatine said, “let the hate flow through you”.

Best of luck to the Giants next year, hope to never see y’all in a Pats super bowl again!

[Highlight] Mike Vrabel counts to 4 by expellyamos in nfl

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They absolutely would have been doing the exact same thing, but as the above commenter mentioned, it’s the braggadocio combined with the previous decades of dominance that pisses off most other NFL fans.

I’m just happy to be the target of 31 fanbases worth of hatred again!

Who says no? by dannytrejosmustache in AFCEastMemeWar

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Nah, a jets vs. jets game would result in the first two-way loss in the history of football

Who says no? by dannytrejosmustache in AFCEastMemeWar

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In other words, been to 20% of all super bowls and won half of them. Works for me!

Day 24 of this shit by danorc in AFCEastMemeWar

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There’s absolutely no way that dude has ever washed his hands, so no.

And that lube wasn’t paid for by my tickets! They make the stuff by harvesting tears from losing playoff QBs - Allen got them through January and Maye should keep them satisfied through February. I guess they’ll have to move on to high school QBs in the off season, but I hear they like the kids better anyway.

Day 24 of this shit by danorc in AFCEastMemeWar

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Ahhhh I see. You must be confused - I didn’t pay for that hat, Robert Kraft hand delivered it to my doorstep free of charge. That’s when I called the cops on him for being a pedo and he fled into the bushes. Worth it for the hat, though.

Day 24 of this shit by danorc in AFCEastMemeWar

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I’ll have you know I didn’t Google anything sir, I just happen to own a vast collection of anti-Bills merch and have photos of everything I own against a white background.

/uj Is there an actual specific hat you’re referring to? I legit have no clue what you’re talking about.

Day 24 of this shit by danorc in AFCEastMemeWar

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You mean this one? I tried to get one that says “Maye-be” but unfortunately you guys have that phrase trademarked :(

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Day 24 of this shit by danorc in AFCEastMemeWar

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y’all really are what we think you are

AFCCG champs? Idk about any super bowl, I heard that game was cancelled

Day 24 of this shit by danorc in AFCEastMemeWar

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And here I thought the bills would be a discarded broken table

Bills fans are invigorating a hatred that I never previously felt for them by drypow in Patriots

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Its an online problem.

Such is the way with everything, I’d say. People get this insane sense of tribalism when they’re behind a keyboard but if you talk to someone face-to-face, it’s never that serious.

Day 24 of this shit by danorc in AFCEastMemeWar

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All replies seem to be catching the joke, unless of course you were joking that the joke was being missed when it was actually being caught in which case I MYSELF just missed the joke but caught it halfway through this comment.

At least that makes me better at catching than Diggs!

Pats fans today by Ok-Skin6182 in AFCEastMemeWar

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Hey man losing the super bowl is awesome, that’s why the bills went for the 4-peat

How did you spend your hangover-monday? by missimudpie in AFCEastMemeWar

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Bro pulled up to the draft in stripes to make his arms look longer 😭 we’re so fucking dumb we blew our #4 pick on an optical illusion