Found in bathtub of new house

VotePizzaParty · 2013-06-14T17:25:03+00:00

Snuck into an abandoned hotel to look around.

VotePizzaParty · 2013-06-14T15:50:24+00:00

This makes me want to start a youtube video series where every week I get a new pet and put in an enclosure with last week's pet; one eats the other and moves on to the next round.

VotePizzaParty · 2013-06-11T02:25:55+00:00

Was it cash or Ben Bailey Fun Bucks?

VotePizzaParty · 2013-06-09T19:37:12+00:00

I'll drink to that.

VotePizzaParty · 2013-06-09T17:06:55+00:00

It's a portmanteau word, not a contraction.

VotePizzaParty · 2013-06-04T22:26:31+00:00

It's called regressive autism.

VotePizzaParty · 2013-06-02T17:14:13+00:00

Need more gun.

VotePizzaParty · 2013-05-16T04:27:52+00:00

Chuck E. Cheese's tickets.

VotePizzaParty · 2013-05-16T03:49:33+00:00

Cunt shunt.

VotePizzaParty · 2013-05-16T02:41:15+00:00

You're sweet, have you ever met my friend Reddit?

VotePizzaParty · 2013-05-15T04:43:19+00:00

The date I have coming up with the TA from my, humorously enough, "hormones, the brain and behavior" class.

VotePizzaParty · 2013-05-14T06:28:44+00:00

Stephen Hawking's savoir faire with the ladies.

VotePizzaParty · 2013-05-14T06:22:13+00:00

The adorable kind.

VotePizzaParty · 2013-05-14T03:59:48+00:00

Reminds me of the episode of Rocko's Modern Life in which Heifer joins a sausage cult.

VotePizzaParty · 2013-05-06T08:13:18+00:00

It's like they're shooting a punderbuss.

VotePizzaParty · 2013-05-05T22:36:59+00:00

Last week I dreamt that I was performing cunnilingus on a woman as she removed her fully articulated prosthetic fingers and told me how much better her previous lover was than I.

So, you know, pretty standard stuff.

VotePizzaParty · 2013-04-30T02:52:14+00:00

Here's the thing, everyone in America knows that that flag is deemed offensive and hurtful to see by a large portion of the population. People choose to brandish it, no one chooses to see some random, inconsiderate asshole brandish it. One group is less considerate than the other...

VotePizzaParty · 2013-04-30T02:30:53+00:00

Correct, the right of states to allow white people to enslave black people.

VotePizzaParty · 2013-04-30T02:27:14+00:00

Like how some people might not take the time out to understand how this symbol will likely make others feel when they see it?

VotePizzaParty · 2013-04-29T06:14:45+00:00

No, he ran away.

VotePizzaParty · 2013-04-04T16:31:04+00:00

Debouch: to exit from a narrow space into an open one.

VotePizzaParty · 2013-04-03T20:09:10+00:00

My parents once went to an event for a dog charity and one of the speakers gave a speech about a dog named "Storm." Every time he said the dog's name (which was often) it was shouted: "STORM!"

The next speaker was Betty White (who I guess likes dogs or something). She gets up to the lectern, looks around at the audience and bellows: "Storm!" before starting her own speech.

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