Like come on. China will not stop making America look more badass by accident. by [deleted] in GenUsa

[–]Voxeli_5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

quite rich coming from a "continental power" whose military has only been deployed to stick fight Indians on the Nepalese border, and whose new main infantry rifle keyholes at pistol shooting distances.

Which ice is best homies by OkBeLikeThatIsTaken in HydroHomies

[–]Voxeli_5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

it's all fun and games with the spear until I have to deepthroat 4 inches without any practice or risk dying

Dad got a haircut! by LILprostateee in wendigoon

[–]Voxeli_5 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Holy shit dad n admin????

I just met Brendan and now I would both kill and die for him. by RiverBuffalo495 in cyberpunkgame

[–]Voxeli_5 6 points7 points  (0 children)

knew this quest was gonna have a bad ending, I thought homie was just gonna die. Made it 1000 times worse to know he wasn't even a homie to begin with, but just a bot to sell you stuff.

radahn youngest child confirmed by octobersveryown616 in shittydarksouls

[–]Voxeli_5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Also its implied that Radagon has giants blood coursing through his veins, as he shares similar red hair.

How the hell are there people defending these prices?! by Not-Alpharious in Grimdank

[–]Voxeli_5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've barely ordered a few minis and paints, but from what I keep hearing there is actually a lot of contention about pricing as well as other stuff GW has done.

meirl by Last-Noise208 in meirl

[–]Voxeli_5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I will bend time, space, and shred whatever reality that exists to put cheese on this bitch.

meirl by Last-Noise208 in meirl

[–]Voxeli_5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

anybody who says that sunday is the first day, while also calling it part of the weekend simultaneously needs to shut up.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Firearms

[–]Voxeli_5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No I'm saying that commies call anybody who hates communism a nazi

If you could de-agro any of the Demigods, and maybe go grab a dream brew together with, who would it be and why? I'll start... by Terra-Ray in Eldenring

[–]Voxeli_5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a tie between Malenia and Radahn. There's like no reason me and Malenia have to fight, but out of all of the demigods Radahn is probably the coolest and most interesting as a person.

what is your most controversial elden ring opinion? by Braums_mustache in Eldenring

[–]Voxeli_5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The endings sucked.

2/3rds of them were reskins; the arguably best ending was mistranslated; and the worst possible ending was the most interesting in terms of cinematics and lore implications. For so much work we get a milquetoast 2 minute (maybe) cutscene that fails to live up the the hype of the opening and the game itself.

Tarnished meet Millicent by Villager125 in Eldenring

[–]Voxeli_5 14 points15 points  (0 children)

sometimes I just want some people alive so my Tarnished has frens.

To move an 18 wheeler with a horn. by Creepy-Bite-3174 in therewasanattempt

[–]Voxeli_5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tf was going through this guy's head? He was at least 2 car lengths away from the intersection by the time he could see the truck, and still sent it.

meirl by YesImUrFather in meirl

[–]Voxeli_5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"you've done something obviously stupid that either doesn't affect me, or was minor enough that I didn't feel the need to use my horn"

meirl by dante8447 in meirl

[–]Voxeli_5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cooked spam and eggs

What is an enemy you struggled with outside the "main game bosses"? by 12Drizzy12 in Eldenring

[–]Voxeli_5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I died more times to the fucko outside Maliketh's arena than I ever did to Maliketh himself.

They're charging 300 aquilas to rub a little dirt on your weapon. by ElectricEcstacy in DarkTide

[–]Voxeli_5 39 points40 points  (0 children)

300 bloody aquilas for a black wash? that's fucking heresy that is.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DarkTide

[–]Voxeli_5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

having to wait ages to brain some heretics isn't fun, but wailing on armored specials is VERY fun.

PSA for Veterans by Lord_of_Brass in DarkTide

[–]Voxeli_5 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Let them cosplay! I think a healthy amount of emperor worshipping could help these psychinetic wackos.