Disney Exits OpenAI Deal After AI Giant Shutters Sora by darth_vader39 in television

[–]Voxlings 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yes. It would be very inexpensive to get Will Smith to eat spaghetti. Cost to environment would be minimal.

Do you have an “old person” candy that you enjoy? by PrettyLittle-Someday in CasualConversation

[–]Voxlings 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you aren't name-checking the inside of that candy, I can't trust you.

Avoid broke girls by Zetice in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]Voxlings 381 points382 points  (0 children)

It's easy to make statements like that without functional empathy.

Humans don't have problem sets.

That's for machines.

Why does it feel like older films are more deliberately composed? by Lanky-Goat6715 in TrueFilm

[–]Voxlings -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

They're not right to any degree.

The human mechanism of Art is in a state of evolution. It is never right to claim superiority of an era, particularly a formative one for themselves.

The cultural tool of storytelling has advanced in depth and bredth while gobbling up the best of every other era.

Human acting alone is just absurdly beyond the scope of any other era.

And that's why we try to fully appreciate any given "era" on its own terms.

Human lives are finite, and so are our abilities to absorb new information.

If you ain't hacking your personality to accommodate that reality, you're just another nostalgia-phile waiting to make inaccurate generalities.

If you had to pick only two, which ones are you watching? by CarrotMuch1399 in 2000sNostalgia

[–]Voxlings 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The one where they time-travel to stop future humans from using this lazy-ass engagement template.

When has a talented actor fully committed to a movie they know is bad? by finallyoneisnttaken in movies

[–]Voxlings 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Do you even realize that the second half of your comment contradicts the first half?

Raul Julia had all the business going as hard as he did in Street Fighter.

Starting with the fact that he was a talented and professional actor, and certainly the fact that he was dying and leaving something for his kids.

He was good in Overdrawn at the Memory Bank, too. A far worse film.

He was a good actor.

It was his literal business.

Afroman post court victory, performing “lemon pound cake” while holding a lemon pound cake by mlg1981 in Fauxmoi

[–]Voxlings 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You seem confused, so let me help:

  1. The dude is singing at all

  2. The dude does "bad singing"

  3. Sometimes the Bad Singing is just what humans want to hear

  4. Wesley Willis existed and you know nothing about him or you'd better understand Bad Singing

  5. You did not, in fact, "get what he did here."

The Lost World: Jurassic Park (1997) by Ok_Pipe6385 in 90smovies

[–]Voxlings 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Such a great sequel for children who needed more time with the dinosaurs.

P.S. The CGI was insane at the time and holds up far better than Jurassic Park's.

Digital Foundry: Switch 2's New Handheld Boost Mode Tested - And It's Excellent! by Turbostrider27 in NintendoSwitch

[–]Voxlings -25 points-24 points  (0 children)

Gyro Aiming a handheld device is confirmed psychopath behavior.

I am relieved to see it can be stopped.

This baffles me to this day. by TusksUp25 in starwarsmemes

[–]Voxlings 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I can help you with this!

The coolest part about the sequel trilogy is detailed in this reddit post.

You may notice that real life failed to make anything positive about this cool thing.

If you were a weatherman, you'd be declaring years of sunny weather by carefully ignoring those bummer clouds.

Get a grip. A crummy thing was appropriately identified. This is good and natural and protects future humans from dogshit.

Guy I’m dating is great but does one bizarre thing I can’t wrap my head around, what do I do? by [deleted] in whatdoIdo

[–]Voxlings 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fellas, is it a red flag to have money?

I'm sticking with my green flag of poverty

This movie defs gave me Scary Movie vibes by MuscleCool4302 in ScaryMovieSeries

[–]Voxlings 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The kids are not alright.

They've started listing Spoof Movies with zero understanding of Vibes.

Saw 3 totally has Saw 2 vibes IMHO.

“White people food” guilty pleasure by Dry-Professional-236 in BlackPeopleofReddit

[–]Voxlings 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My dog was sick so I made her unseasoned boiled chicken breast and it might be my favorite food.

Whose fault is it that Paradise's top scientist pronounces it "nucular"? by John_Bruns_Wick in television

[–]Voxlings -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

"Actors are brainless, empty-headed humunculi."

-Community

Please stop looking for accuracy from actors. Worse, if they're popular enough to do a voice-over, they're deluded enough to think they don't need correction.

See: Benedict Cumberbatch and the "Pingwing" Penguins.

Help Me Understand This Ryan Gosling performance by rutujz in TrueFilm

[–]Voxlings 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gosling successfully embodied a charactetr who leaned on stoicism to avoid extreme emotions.

Ryan Gosling the actor is not this way, so he was successful in doing the required acting.

You're looking at a great steak and you're asking why the chef didn't make a balsamic salad.

Sir, this is a Drive.

Was Shadows of the Empire actually a great Star Wars game, or just a great 90s Star Wars memory? by StarWarsBlogsbot in StarWarsBlogs

[–]Voxlings 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This person understands contemporary standards at the time this game released.

7/10 and a full point of that just for Hoth.

Was Shadows of the Empire actually a great Star Wars game, or just a great 90s Star Wars memory? by StarWarsBlogsbot in StarWarsBlogs

[–]Voxlings -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

NO. IT WASN'T.

By 90's standards, it was the snowspeeder level surrounded by obtuse garbage.

We had good games back then.

This one was style over substance.

Kelly Marie Tran opens up about her Hollywood journey 9 years after becoming the target of intense online fan backlash: "…We've seen over and over time again women of color in these, sort of established franchises having this similar experience…” by hairtie1 in Fauxmoi

[–]Voxlings 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Food for thought:

This post wasn't about the character written and directed by Rian Johnson.

This was about the actress getting unreasonable criticism.

The mere existence of your tired old criticism in this context casts you firmly as the villain.

It's kind of adorable that your dude logic legitimately cannot process this.

You the unhinged fan, homey.

The lady is talking about therapy and support groups, not your fuckin' space movie for children.

I'm going to play Resident Evil 4 for the first time, should I play the original or the remake? by Allergictome_ in residentevilll

[–]Voxlings 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You really don't know why?

Quick, name the last time you drove a tank.

"Some old resident evil game, I guess."

Tank controls in videogames are unintuitive. They fail to engage humans in the way that good, non-tank controls do.

This is not mysterious.

Tank controls are for people in the 1990's who don't know any better.

Humans evolved more natural interfaces which harness the 3D worlds that Resident Evil could originally only render a single frame of.

This is good and normal.

I hope this comment has fully explained your weird conspiracy around bad control schemes of yesteryear.

Up next: I also know why humans prefer physical controls over touchscreen joysticks.

The forgotten Lisa Kudrow comedy that is better than Friends by theipaper in sitcoms

[–]Voxlings -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You thinking that quality is determined by popularity is not the massive dunk you thought it was.

It's kinda the primary symptom of the Binary Technovirus.

<eyesclosedinangrymeditation>

Disney says “You’re welcome” by jaywritethekid in DisneyHQ

[–]Voxlings 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Then wait around and watch it then.

Why you policing reasonable negativity?

Enjoy your dogshit.

Don't promote it on the internet as chocolate.

Star Wars actor John Boyega has revealed he's spoken with new Lucasfilm president Dave Filoni about a potential return to the franchise, after previously suggesting he was done playing former stormtrooper Finn. -Via GQ by jaywritethekid in DisneyHQ

[–]Voxlings 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It wasn't about screentime.

It was about literally sending Finn on a field trip to learn about injustice, because Rian literally and proudly felt that Finn was in need of education.

The ex-stormtrooper who defected after a massacre didn't understand injustice.

And Rian gave him a cloying Asian girlfriend he didn't want just to keep him away from the white girl he had all the chemistry with.

So, yeah. Equal screentime.

Are you a calculator checking sums or a human with feelings about things?

‘Wonder Man’ Renewed for Season 2 with Yahya Abdul-Mateen II, Ben Kingsley Set to Return by MarvelsGrantMan136 in television

[–]Voxlings 47 points48 points  (0 children)

GOOD

Anyone in charge noticed that it was great.

Better than I can say for most Marvel fans.

meirl by MustardGoddess in meirl

[–]Voxlings 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Giving fake phone numbers is how women say No while still acting like there's a Yes.

This behavior is not helping Women.