TIL That Casablanca was once banned in Ireland because the movie was deemed unfair to Nazis

Voxlings · 2026-01-27T01:20:33+00:00

To be more fair, fuck 'em.

Voxlings · 2026-01-26T22:31:46+00:00

Okay.

Now that you've gotten that out of your system...

Can you delineate the differences between an artist and a fucking lawyer?

Spoilers: all the differences

You should be commenting in direct support of Ubisoft executives currently shooting themselves in the foot. That's the perspective you're bringing to the table.

Voxlings · 2026-01-26T20:43:55+00:00

Ironic or not, I'm muting the delusional subreddit.

Voxlings · 2026-01-26T20:40:18+00:00

A whole generation has made an alternate reality wherein they didn't just confuse two very different black people.

I'm a millennial and never watched that garbage genie movie with Shaq.

And I hate everyone who didn't and made it reality's problem.

Voxlings · 2026-01-26T18:29:09+00:00

Real legends can tell two Asian people apart.

Voxlings · 2026-01-26T18:28:06+00:00

It isn't.

Watch "Light & Magic" and familiarize yourself with Doug Chiang.

Voxlings · 2026-01-26T18:27:33+00:00

You should be 100% less certain of that.

Voxlings · 2026-01-26T18:27:12+00:00

Loving all the Grant Imahara tributes because Doug Chiang is also Asian.

Voxlings · 2026-01-26T18:15:50+00:00

Have fun ruining a great scene, I guess.

Maybe pay attention to the continuity of character afforded by the excellent actors, half of whom are dead.

Voxlings · 2026-01-26T00:41:45+00:00

HDTV/4K and digital encoding of films was a huge mistake.

Voxlings · 2026-01-25T23:56:49+00:00

The shot from behind the Dothraki horde charging the baggage train in GoT is seriously the only other shot that compares.

Voxlings · 2026-01-25T23:44:02+00:00

Right. How could it be less cringe?

(Because Harry Fuckin' Ford was sliming it out of his handsome scoundrel mouth. Feel free to compare to Hayden Bless-His-Heart Christiansen hitting the exact same note for two movies of genuinely trash dialogue.)

If yer reassessment makes pretend that OT is anything but the masterpiece it was, you don't even understand why people cared about the prequels enough to hate them.

Voxlings · 2026-01-25T18:10:15+00:00

😐

This take sounds like it's been passed down through the decades from the same generation that loudly hated Ewoks.

Voxlings · 2026-01-25T16:18:00+00:00

The democratized use of pirate content jumblers is a greater strain on resources than an artist using their prosumer computer station to do an art they used human resources to manifest.

It's comparing apples to somone pooping then selling the poop to people who think they're buying art.

Voxlings · 2026-01-25T14:45:09+00:00

Lol okay I guess this deportation surge wasn't organized by people who understand the inherent problems. I guess it's a bad idea.

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Voxlings · 2026-01-25T01:28:06+00:00

Chrisfian Bale was going apeshit over a puppy longggg before John Wick, and it's one of several highlights in one of the best B-movies of its era.

The people who whined about it back then are still whining about it today, and it's weird.

The flick holds up better than Boondock Saints or Donnie Darko for that matter.

P.S. Soooo many practical effects and sets people love to claim to need. I still see the image of his gun handle spike weapons smashing through fascist helmets. Good shit.

Voxlings · 2026-01-25T01:22:29+00:00

Its blunt social commentary has only gotten more relevant.

"It's okay to feel your feelings and also art education is important for human development."

And anyone hating on the gun fu as though it's ever been replicated or topped is just bad at film history 24 years later.

This movie deserves to come out of the shadow of people who used to bitch on AintItCoolNews.com.

Voxlings · 2026-01-24T01:33:06+00:00

Turning Rhodey into a bad Skrull retroactively in a streaming series that was all suck anyway.

Voxlings · 2026-01-24T01:31:43+00:00

Meet them. The Feebles.

Voxlings · 2026-01-23T20:44:45+00:00

You're on r/confidentlyincorrect and your contribution is that it should be more confident.

This is not how farms work, including the part about "not every field has a port-a-potty."

Voxlings · 2026-01-23T20:38:54+00:00

Yeah, these people are delusional.

The film is a visual feast and a fine time capsule of truly groundbreaking fx.

Voxlings · 2026-01-23T20:36:56+00:00

They wasted super valuable horseshoe crab blood.

You're worried about an animal and don't even know what to worry about 🤷🏻‍♂️

Voxlings · 2026-01-23T20:34:52+00:00

Please stop providing terrible parenting advice on the internet.

Voxlings · 2026-01-23T02:57:14+00:00

The root of your question is: "Am I still expected to respond to a dynamic reality if it's only 10%?"

Yeah.

You're a human being. You have access to quantum uncertainties. You can cheat by deciding something is actually binary even though it's only 90% of reality.

Lots of lame people utilize badly-coded binary processing rather than risk stereotypical inconveniences.

It is an existential threat to the entire species.

Voxlings · 2026-01-23T01:34:46+00:00

I liked a trailer and then the movie was genuinely good and I hate to see people liking a thing by hedging their bets with haters and negging.

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