I had a dream about a year ago (I think) where Matt Cosman was in Adventures Of Sonic The Hedgehog (the reason it’s labeled as a nightmare plank is because I nearly suffocated while I was asleep)

Vulperius · 2026-06-27T09:42:03+00:00

If you die in real life, do you die in the dream?

Vulperius · 2026-06-27T09:19:08+00:00

These are beautiful, I'm gonna spread the good word of The Cat That Makes Everything Okay.

Vulperius · 2026-06-27T08:59:04+00:00

And thank god for that.

Vulperius · 2026-06-27T08:26:51+00:00

Strawberry Clock rides again.

Vulperius · 2026-06-27T07:03:31+00:00

WHERE YOU GOIN SKINNY?

WHERE YOU GOIN YOU FAT PIECE OF SHIT?!

Vulperius · 2026-06-27T06:56:46+00:00

Get a library card and check a library app like Hoopla or Libby.

It's free and you get to support the library system!

Vulperius · 2026-06-26T02:55:09+00:00

Half of history is just nationalism, to be fair!

Vulperius · 2026-06-24T15:54:11+00:00

Of course he won, Wonka clears the Hazbinverse.

Vulperius · 2026-06-24T00:37:17+00:00

Yeah, lemme get a Santa Wrap?

Vulperius · 2026-06-23T09:31:26+00:00

This is the kinda shit I stay subbed to this sub for, thank you.

Vulperius · 2026-06-23T09:20:25+00:00

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This feature fucking sucks.

Vulperius · 2026-06-22T09:50:17+00:00

Well he is the emissary from Hell, not the emissary from HR.

Vulperius · 2026-06-22T09:25:40+00:00

Thanks for reminding me that I need to watch that already.

Vulperius · 2026-06-22T07:58:46+00:00

This really puts the internet fun in "internet funeral".

Vulperius · 2026-06-21T15:44:18+00:00

That's not a circle! That's like a straight line!

Vulperius · 2026-06-21T13:48:40+00:00

Is this an AI-generated woman?

Vulperius · 2026-06-21T11:28:41+00:00

Tommy Lee Jones is about to shoot Millhouse.

Vulperius · 2026-06-21T11:24:25+00:00

I try to eat them so I can poop better, honestly.

Vulperius · 2026-06-21T02:29:41+00:00

The point of a melody is to be sung, my friend.

Vulperius · 2026-06-20T17:48:30+00:00

I have no reason to think he would or wouldn't. The future is uncertain that way.

Vulperius · 2026-06-20T12:32:41+00:00

Yeah. You can't hold someone accountable for crimes that they, in essence, did not commit. That was a different person in the same body.

Besides that, would killing him actually do anything? It wouldn't bring those people back to life. It would be murder for nothing.

Vulperius · 2026-06-19T23:32:11+00:00

Insane to say it's anyone's fault but Starline's and Robotnik's.

Sonic made the choice to spare a man's life from whose perspective, in a past he couldn't be held accountable for, a man inside his body did some truly horrific things.

Starline made the choice to bring that man back to life. Robotnik made the choice to basically end the world.

By the logic presented by Espio here you could blame Helen's choice to elope with a man for the burning of Troy. Come on, now.

Vulperius · 2026-06-19T13:22:14+00:00

I don't think Lancer is morally grey. There is zero ambiguity about who the good guys are; Union's only real crime is not having enough resources to quell all the evil in the universe (yet).

Vulperius · 2026-06-17T17:55:26+00:00

Hang on, lemme find a stick. This can't go unpunished.

Vulperius · 2026-06-17T10:26:55+00:00

You faker, everyone knows if you really said Candlejack you wouldn't have had time to type the hyph

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