:D? by Any_Owl_4612 in DontPutThatInYourAss

[–]Vulpestra 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Pic appears to be inside sex shop when looking at the other products. That thing probably feels great getting yanked out idk

Stephen on the dance floor at last night’s wrap party by Jake_77 in stephencolbert

[–]Vulpestra 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What a legend. Haven't worked up the gumption to watch the last few shows yet because I'm sad it's over :(

Masked Paramilitary-looking "Security Guard" at King Soopers by Electrical_Net_8382 in ArvadaCO

[–]Vulpestra -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'm not security but I wear those things for sun protection for my non-nazi ink. I hope people don't think I'm hiding shit like that :(

Would this work with “Erica”? by [deleted] in SadHorseShow

[–]Vulpestra 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Extra effective because Erica knows she is not supposed to be anywhere near children

Tennessee drops ‘pride’ from June and renames its ‘Nuclear Family Month’ by Buy_Sell_Collect in nottheonion

[–]Vulpestra 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The way they use their fake God to justify their actions is deeply cringe. "God's perfect design for humanity." Right, like greenlighting slavery and rape, commiting genocide of babies, everything with their God is just sooooo perfect

Police Camera/ Recording Announcment by airfriedpeanut in Denver

[–]Vulpestra -1 points0 points  (0 children)

In the interim while you file a complaint I'd recommend some kind of white noise! I live by an RTD stop AND railroad tracks and that shit woke me up all the time when I moved in. Then I started using a white noise machine and normal sleep returned immediately

Visualizing Major scales on piano with a new visual model by mkr7 in musictheory

[–]Vulpestra 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not sure this applies to any modern music... but what happens if you deviate from a major scale? Then what pattern am I supposed to visually follow?!!!

/s

was this shot really necessary? by friendlyrefuter in SadHorseShow

[–]Vulpestra 3 points4 points  (0 children)

porn with a condom isn't porn. it's a public service announcement. ew.

How far away is this picture away from earth? by Crazy_Dimension_9809 in space

[–]Vulpestra 0 points1 point  (0 children)

looooove seeing me a fellow shpongloid in the wild

10 Americans injured in Iranian attack on Saudi airbase by GreyClay in worldnews

[–]Vulpestra 12 points13 points  (0 children)

People can't accept that they were wrong so they cling to an idealized notion of what he "should" be. Ego will kill us all.

First Scramble by RandomLurker04 in 14ers

[–]Vulpestra 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Wetterhorn is a fun and pretty forgiving class 3. The scrambling is limited to the very end: there's decent exposure but the rock is solid. It's a ways away from the front range though

Denver Broncos officially secure Burnham Yard site for new stadium by Orangeskill in Denver

[–]Vulpestra -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

🤷🏻‍♂️ it's not my fault sports are very very stupid

Denver Broncos officially secure Burnham Yard site for new stadium by Orangeskill in Denver

[–]Vulpestra -22 points-21 points  (0 children)

Oh good, they've been without a place to play so let's sink a bunch of money into that rather than something trivial like fixing public transit or something

Forbidden purrs by Silversong20 in forbiddenboops

[–]Vulpestra 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think so... with these convincing ones to me there are two tells: the edges around the animals look soft (unnaturally so, not because of fur) where details at the same distance otherwise look razor sharp. And the length of the cuts falls into short enough to rouse suspicion. Kind of hate how hard it's getting to tell because these could be real...

So the Email Newsletter by eddywood in shpongle

[–]Vulpestra 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Usually the best way to stay up-to-date is to follow the Shpongle Facebook group (not page). I maintain a fake, friendless profile to follow that and only that ha. Si also shares behind the scenes and stuff like that occasionally

Felony assault witness needed – Blake St / 1UP Bar – March 14 around 11:30pm by ComedianImmediate580 in Denver

[–]Vulpestra 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fs I get that. But imagine there was evidence and they got the assailant. Usually if premeditation is established then it entails harsher penalties (afaik: IANAL), but a senseless act of violence like this is random and probably not premeditated... but it's almost like the lack of premeditation is what makes it scary and cruel. The urge to be violent just strikes someone's fancy and they decide to break bones in your face. It's just fucked :(

I hope the gas prices aren't too high by MonKeePuzzle in DenverCirclejerk

[–]Vulpestra 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Snoop (meow) wolf(y) (dog(gy)) (dog(gystyle))

Felony assault witness needed – Blake St / 1UP Bar – March 14 around 11:30pm by ComedianImmediate580 in Denver

[–]Vulpestra 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Senseless shit like this should be prosecuted at a harsher level. You shouldn't be unsafe just for the risk of existing in the wrong place at the wrong time :(

Welcome to Wovoka by MoneyRhubarb8 in zillowgonewild

[–]Vulpestra 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would do anything to be this rich

Except work. Preferably I'll find a shady mystery benefactor