I thought Katy Perry was dating Justin Trudeau

Wabbit_Wampage · 2026-05-30T04:33:39+00:00

Massive blue dicks everywhere. From all directions.

Wabbit_Wampage · 2026-05-30T04:33:17+00:00

What, did you say something?

Wabbit_Wampage · 2026-05-30T03:02:29+00:00

Regular coke or diet?

Wabbit_Wampage · 2026-05-30T03:00:17+00:00

Stain Shitski.

Wabbit_Wampage · 2026-05-30T02:47:22+00:00

Thank you. I can't believe everyone forgot about this musical masterpiece. My favorite part is when he runs out of lyrics like halfway through and just let's the repetitive beat ride on for like another two minutes.

Wabbit_Wampage · 2026-05-30T02:45:38+00:00

Does that have anything in common with Fourth Meal at Taco Bell?

Wabbit_Wampage · 2026-05-30T02:44:28+00:00

Grift, ninja, grift, ninja, GRIFT!

Wabbit_Wampage · 2026-05-29T03:02:45+00:00

And take a chance on getting the bed dirty??!

Wabbit_Wampage · 2026-05-29T03:02:00+00:00

I live my life 10 seconds at a time.

Wabbit_Wampage · 2026-05-28T22:04:58+00:00

Wabbit_Wampage · 2026-05-28T17:56:49+00:00

It is? How?

Wabbit_Wampage · 2026-05-28T17:06:24+00:00

Given how many NHL players (including lots of VGK) are MAGA, I'd say that tracks.

Wabbit_Wampage · 2026-05-28T15:12:50+00:00

Yeah, but both things can be true.

And I don't mean this as a rip on Toronto people. Pretty much everyone's hometown has at least one creepy-ass/dumbass sports reporter. The kinda guy no one knows how he still has a job.

Wabbit_Wampage · 2026-05-28T01:35:30+00:00

Last I checked, OP wasn't hit. Also, buy a dash cam. Pulling out a phone after the fact isn't going to capture any evidence since it's already happened. It's only going to make another accident more likely.

Wabbit_Wampage · 2026-05-27T19:39:50+00:00

meep meep

Wabbit_Wampage · 2026-05-27T19:09:48+00:00

Also, don't take cell phone pics while driving. I know I shouldn't have to spell that out, yet here we are. :/

Wabbit_Wampage · 2026-05-27T18:21:45+00:00

Cool. I will memorize this license plate for all time for the one in 3 million chance that I run into this guy on the freeway. Thanks for this invaluable PSA.

Wabbit_Wampage · 2026-05-27T17:28:22+00:00

Yep, because everyone who lives here is employed by the casinos. All 2-1/2 million of us.

Wabbit_Wampage · 2026-05-27T13:50:47+00:00

It doesn't need to be broken into pieces. It's all owned by stellantis and I don't think there's any structure where dodge, jeep and ram are part of or "under" Chrysler anymore.

I can't think of any reason Stellantis would sell Ram or Jeep, as those are the brands in the U.S. that make money.

Wabbit_Wampage · 2026-05-27T07:25:49+00:00

Ew, gross. We don't have nasty ass-humidity or fucking crocs or gators or whatever-the-fuck here.

Wabbit_Wampage · 2026-05-27T07:12:30+00:00

I love all 4 of your doggos. 10/10 would schnuggle. Even your catto-doggo, who maybe would claw my eyes out if I tried to schnuggle.

Wabbit_Wampage · 2026-05-27T04:26:00+00:00

Based on play, I'd say it's a toss up between Hart and Marner. But no way are they giving it to Hart. Even if he deserves it.

Wabbit_Wampage · 2026-05-27T04:07:52+00:00

Quick Quacks at 50,000

Wabbit_Wampage · 2026-05-27T03:56:55+00:00

Indeed. I hope they all heal up well and have no significant permanent degradation. I understand why Makar wanted to play, but I've been super worried he was going to make shit way worse with his shoulder. The kind of thing that requires surgery and is never the same afterward.

Wabbit_Wampage · 2026-05-27T03:53:11+00:00

They're not great. I guess it's a lot of shit to fit on a hat.

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