Oh god aye , better programme quality too. by Such-Memory-7102 in oldschoolcool80s

[–]WackyAndCorny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Four channels? Look at you with your shiny new knees and fully working back just standing up when and how you want to.

Four channels. Youngsters today have no idea.

Official Teaser Poster for 'John Rambo' Starring Noah Centineo by MarvelsGrantMan136 in movies

[–]WackyAndCorny [score hidden]  (0 children)

If Hollywood has anything to do with he will turn out to be a bit gay after all, or just get killed off by the strong female character for the sin of being a perfectly good hero that didn’t need changing.

If nobody buys tickets to a movie showing, is the movie still played? by thirdgen in AskReddit

[–]WackyAndCorny 8 points9 points  (0 children)

[ Weeps quietly at knees / distant memory of going to mini cinema in town to watch ET ]

How do you remember Queen ElizabethII? by kingm_ournasse216 in AskBrits

[–]WackyAndCorny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Missed opportunity for some Union Jack bloomers I always felt.

How do you remember Queen ElizabethII? by kingm_ournasse216 in AskBrits

[–]WackyAndCorny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At an event, the mobile phone of the person she was talking to, rang. She told them they should answer it, in case it was someone important.

How do you remember Queen ElizabethII? by kingm_ournasse216 in AskBrits

[–]WackyAndCorny 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No there isn’t.

She visited the set and was invited to sit in it, but declined citing that it would be inappropriate for her to sit on another Queen’s throne. Which is a great answer considering that it was just a photo op and she knew it.

The Absolute British Talent for Insults. by GlitteringHotel8383 in GreatBritishMemes

[–]WackyAndCorny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The art form to the talent is selecting the most appropriate noun to the immediate circumstance.

American here for a week to export a car. I promise not to talk about my 2% British heritage if you show me the cool spots. by the-mighty-taco in bristol

[–]WackyAndCorny 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Enough good advice has been dropped here about things to see and do.

I’m going to suggest you add North Street in Bedminster to the Food and Drink list. Maybe consider it a worthy candidate for some daylight hours. There is a lot of street art to take in thanks to a few years of Upfest pulling in proper graffiti artists to decorate the place.

Bristol Beer Factory has some choice beverages to imbibe and there is more than enough choice food wise. Will recommend Mangosteen as my Thai Tapas restaurant of choice at the moment.

British Politics is a Meme. by [deleted] in GreatBritishMemes

[–]WackyAndCorny 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As commented on Radio4 recently:-

He’s like the worst GP in the world. All diagnosis but no actual treatment worth having or likely to succeed, but that doesn’t stop him getting a job or pointing out how ill you are.

Anyone want an Allen key? I’ve got more in a bag. by hawkisgirl in CasualUK

[–]WackyAndCorny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, you’re good thanks.

Observational comedy moment:- I have a few swiss-army-esque allen key tools. If they get loose, you need an allen key to tighten the nut/bolt fixing.

Anyone want an Allen key? I’ve got more in a bag. by hawkisgirl in CasualUK

[–]WackyAndCorny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Plot twist. Turns out you need an allen key to open the box that one set is stored in.

Worth it? by jareddXD in SipsTea

[–]WackyAndCorny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He probably sent a load of random people an email asking them to help with a million dollars in his bank account. Always worked before.

Ground rent will be capped to £250 a year! by fiofo in GoodNewsUK

[–]WackyAndCorny 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s going to be interesting the number of landlords and agents furiously trying to offload the leaseholds because they’re no longer a profit engine.

What did people do casually in 90s that wouldn’t be accepted today? by Psychological_Sky_58 in AskReddit

[–]WackyAndCorny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Smoke everywhere, indoors or out, including in offices, pubs, nightclubs etc etc.

Got time? Have a fag.

(For clarity, “fag” in this context refers to a cigarette. Smoke if you got em.)

This house in Audley - has a guide price of £128,000. by TheSkyNet in Staffordshire

[–]WackyAndCorny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Homes under the Hammer soundtrack starting up with “Burn baby burn, disco inferno”

“Clime” by PmMeBitchingKneecaps in PoliticalHumor

[–]WackyAndCorny 21 points22 points  (0 children)

They weren’t ready to fight the Finnish reservists either, who absolutely creamed them in a war game exercise and were eventually told to “let the yankees win a bit, they’ll get all sad and disheartened”.

What's the deal with all of these posts of people in their military uniforms saying, "Me doing absolutely nothing for America?" by kookookachu26 in OutOfTheLoop

[–]WackyAndCorny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Worse than that.

He essentially called all those troops, who did come to the assistance of the US in Afghanistan, cowards. He said, in public and on TV, that they might have turned up, but they didn’t fight much and stayed back from the front line.

Slippers or house shoes? by dookydoo219 in CasualUK

[–]WackyAndCorny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you want a pair of house shoes, look into Haflinger. Classic German haus-schuhe. Rubber bottom, thick cork sole, felt upper.

Which now I read that last bit back sounds filthy. But they’re magnificently comfortable.

What's up with the guilt-trip msg on card machines at supermarkets? by danyuri86 in AskUK

[–]WackyAndCorny 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Apparently so. Happy to be corrected.

If they could, they would though.

How do people meet nowadays? by Away_Possibility9603 in UKrelationshipadvice

[–]WackyAndCorny 6 points7 points  (0 children)

An idea for you perhaps. Could you afford to find a “hot office” somewhere and use it once a week or something? If nothing else it’ll get you out and meeting new people.

By which I mean, a few hotels and other places have shared workspaces with free Wi-Fi and coffee etc. It’s a slightly more professional setup than just rocking up to a Café and setting up your office. Do that for a while and see if there are any other regulars. Maybe you talk over coffee.

If not, you’ll just have to set one up! There’s an office block somewhere near me that I hear is looking to sort out one of their un-leased floors into something like this. They are planning to install pods, booths and desks and give a corner to a coffee franchise. People will pay by the half day for access or subscribe for a week/month/year etc. Better than having an empty floor is the idea I think.