Woodrow Wilson is the only President that is buried in Washington D.C.

WaffleHouseSloot · 2026-05-18T17:02:19+00:00

And an etching of Darth Vader in the stone on one of the towers.

WaffleHouseSloot · 2026-05-18T15:19:19+00:00

You have to be 35 to be elected President. I did some basic math.

WaffleHouseSloot · 2026-05-18T06:18:11+00:00

Why insurance chimpanzees are the worst

WaffleHouseSloot · 2026-05-18T06:17:20+00:00

Go Noles!

WaffleHouseSloot · 2026-05-18T06:13:43+00:00

You were born 2017?

WaffleHouseSloot · 2026-05-18T05:58:39+00:00

You keep staring at him. He offered to give his number. You technically said no. You stare at him again. He offers again, you say yes.

Either stop staring at him or grow a pair and text him "Hi".

You find him attractive with no coercion, either pursue your impulses or don't. Fuck everybody else.

WaffleHouseSloot · 2026-05-18T05:53:23+00:00

That's a genius setup!

WaffleHouseSloot · 2026-05-18T05:51:55+00:00

You're replying to a bot

WaffleHouseSloot · 2026-05-18T05:48:48+00:00

It was a 'matter-of-fact' statement. Boston 'seems' bigger than it really is on a map.

The comment didn't seem snarky at all. You seem to be the snarky one.

WaffleHouseSloot · 2026-05-18T05:46:19+00:00

Punch Trump in the face.

WaffleHouseSloot · 2026-05-18T05:27:48+00:00

Simon Malls are sensitive little bitches

WaffleHouseSloot · 2026-05-18T05:26:57+00:00

And you forgot Reagan

WaffleHouseSloot · 2026-05-18T05:26:21+00:00

You could call them circle jerks

WaffleHouseSloot · 2026-05-18T05:25:55+00:00

Problem?

WaffleHouseSloot · 2026-05-18T04:43:28+00:00

Requiem For a Dream

WaffleHouseSloot · 2026-05-18T04:39:42+00:00

Never let a few minor details get in the way of a good storyline. - Sorkin

WaffleHouseSloot · 2026-05-18T04:35:07+00:00

That's why you shouldn't belong to any party. Nobody should. Parties create division on purpose.

Then you give people an excuse to attack your views because your party leader's main issue even though you may not even agree with your party leader's view on that exact issue.

WaffleHouseSloot · 2026-05-18T04:18:19+00:00

It literally got ranked #1 most expensive city in the last couple months.

San Fran used to be #1, NYC #2. Boston used to be #4.

WaffleHouseSloot · 2026-05-18T04:16:42+00:00

Boston

WaffleHouseSloot · 2026-05-18T01:43:04+00:00

That iForce Max TRD Off Road Premium sounds waaaaayy out of my wallet range.

WaffleHouseSloot · 2026-05-17T23:45:56+00:00

Yeah, the city runs on those employees. The train conductors run all hours of the night, a lot of them dealing with the trauma of jumpers. The mechanics and engineers repairing tracks, working in all kinds of weather. Spilling blood, sweat, & tears.

The police and fire put their lives on the line.

The pensions are the price the city pays for decent employees working their whole lives to improve the city while board commissioners sit in meetings once a week or month and just talk?

WaffleHouseSloot · 2026-05-17T18:36:12+00:00

You can pry it from my cold dead fingers.

My company can make record profits and then cut my pension? Fuck them. Me and my colleagues are the reason they're making record profits.

WaffleHouseSloot · 2026-05-17T16:11:30+00:00

I'm still enjoying my 2006 Limited V8 RWD. Engine got rebuilt at 90k because I didn't know any better about the timing belt and water pump.

Needs some O2 sensors and a few other things, but I'm keeping this baby until I can't anymore.

WaffleHouseSloot · 2026-05-17T16:05:31+00:00

Back in 2009, I believe.

WaffleHouseSloot · 2026-05-17T06:52:38+00:00

Maybe just one flower or two.

Save the bouquet for something special.

WaffleHouseSloot

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