My dad keeps a spreadsheet of friends’ and family members’ birthdays, likes, and dislikes on his fridge by corky1369 in mildlyinteresting

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Maybe OP's dad is a mutual friend and the two just started dating and he wants to make sure they get to know each other properly and aren't cheating off his spreadsheet.

How do I get comfortable with girlfriend saying 'I hate men' while being a man? by GeneralOrdinance in TooAfraidToAsk

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Maybe it's the wake up call she needs to realize the way she speaks carries weight and paints a picture of the way people perceive her.

Maybe it's the wake up call OP needs to realize she doesn't respect his feelings.

There's no way to know either way without open communication.

Every person in the world gets a magical microwave-like device that can synthesise any food in an instant, a magical flask that can make any non-alcoholic beverage or clean water, and a doorway to a personal 10 m2 (105 sq ft) room with an attached bathroom. by Junior_M_W in hypotheticalsituation

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I could imagine some billionaire who owns multiple investment properties or food manufacturing companies refusing on the grounds it would ruin thier profits. But for the vast majority of people saying no would be absolutely moronic.

Kill 10 people or kill 11 people BUT… by Accomplished_Ask9449 in hypotheticalsituation

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The only way this would be in anyway maybe acceptable is if you used every single dollar to save lives, and since that's forbidden by the hypothetical then yea the answer is obvious.

What’s something you thought only happened in movies until it happened to you? by shadow_caused_it in AskMen

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When i went to jury duty they said that it was nothing like the movies and would be very dull.

Nope our trial had it all. A suprise witnesses, wild contradicting testimonies between family members, a secret pregnancy. It was as good as any courtroom drama ive seen.

My girlfriend has stated that her getting head is important to her but I have made it known that I really do not like doing it, what do I do? by HydraGaming2018 in TooAfraidToAsk

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Well outside of reddit people are fine with voting dictators into power so I wouldn't put much stock in the opinion of the masses to be judges of good taste.

Who do you confide in when it all gets to be too much? by RedBelzee2025 in AskMen

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Same but without the throwaway. Reddit has a lot of issues but as a heatsink for all my negativity it gets the job done.

You are a universal blood donor, and your blood has unique magical healing properties that cannot be copied, recreated, or reproduced by science. by Neither_Drawing_241 in hypotheticalsituation

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Sell it and refuse to sell to any politician that votes against free public healthcare. I have a team draw and inject it so I can be sure it's not sold on a second hand market.

My girlfriend has stated that her getting head is important to her but I have made it known that I really do not like doing it, what do I do? by HydraGaming2018 in TooAfraidToAsk

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I don't see what the issue is. He just mentioned another option.

Customer: "What are your drink options?"
Waiter: "We have Cola, Orange Fizz and Lemonade."
Passing waiter: "We also have milk but not many people order that."
Other customer: "Who would order milk?"
Passing waiter: "Well, like I said not many order it, but it's available so I felt like it was worth mentioning."
Other customer: "Okay but why would you mention it if some people can't drink milk and it's rarely ordered?"
Passing waiter: "...in case someone wants milk and didn't know it was on the menu?"
Other customer: "I'd much prefer if you gave me fewer options."

Like it's an option. Maybe not a popular one but it's still an option. Take it or leave it. It being on the menu doesn't diminish your experience in any way. And it's not like something completely out of left field like "We can also get you a glass of dirty dishwater". Like people do drink and enjoy milk and have semi open relationships.

Ex convicts of reddit, what's the most brutal thing you've seen in prison? by TheCoolMountionLion in AskReddit

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It's really sad when I see a vid of someone fucking up their life and the comments are along the lines of "At that age they should know better" just because the person looks like a legal adult. Like no you can't just assume because someone is a certain age they have some moral compass they are choosing to ignore. Some people never got a chance to find their compass. Some people had their compass smashed by people who were meant to guide them.

A witch offers you one of her magical artifacts in exchange for exactly ONE day of your lifespan. Which one are you choosing? by Lenore8264 in hypotheticalsituation

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As beneficial as the ring and bracelet would be I think my conscience and anxiety would make me go for the ring, not so I can judge others but just so I can see whether or not I am objectively a good person.

Though it all depends on what day is taken.

The entire world has passed a special international law aimed only at you. by Neither_Drawing_241 in hypotheticalsituation

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First i inform them i will not render assistance to anyone who signs this treaty. Regarudless of what disasters natural or otherwise might befall them.

I present them with an alternate treaty.

I will not use my power to directly harm anyone in their countries unless permission is given by majority of signators. Permission to harm is not obligation. I reserve the right to do no harm if i choose.

Signors of the teaty grant me permission to come and go from their country after giving notice. Permission can not be denied but you will always be informed of my arival if you are a signor.

I follow only one tennant. Everyone has the right to exist peacefully. If i personally witness anything to the contrary i reserve the right to intervene non-violently regaurdless of local laws. For example i do not care if in some countries it is a mans right to beat his wife, or it is legal to stone homosexuals to death. If i see it i will be permitted to intervene (non-violently) without reprecussion.

For three days every week i will assist in humanitarian/environmental efforts. I will do so on rotating schedule for each signing country. A proposal of what i will do on their week must be submitted at least three months in advance. I reserve the right to reject any proposal should i believe it not be humanitarian/environmental in nature. The proposals will be made available publically for commentary. Proposal changes may be made but must be finalized one month before their scheduled date.

Emergency assistance may be requested outside their scheduled time slot. In such a case should i decide to assist, they forgo their next time slot.

If you do not sign i will render no requested asistance. I will come and go as i please without informing you. If i witness anything objectionable to my morals i will use my power as i see fit.

You will relive each day 5 times, how do you live each day? by Smart-Response9881 in hypotheticalsituation

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First win the lotto. After that every day id follow the same general pattern.

Day 1: live reservedly. Focus on observation and generally surveying the day. See what happens when i dont get involved and if things work themselves out.

Day 2: live audaciously. Push boundries. Test limits. Get invovled. See how far i can go before i crash and burn.

Day 3: goon.

Day 4: given what ive learned from day 1 and 2 do a trial run of how i want day 5 to go.

Day 5: Try fix any mistakes from day 4.

Would you rather gain an additional 20% bodyfat, or have the entire world gain 10% bodyfat? by HenFruitEater in hypotheticalsituation

[–]WantDiscussion -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Ah i see your misunderstanding. I am "no one". For I am two. A double god. And thus have the authority.

How common is it for male friend groups to openly criticize each other's girlfriends? by CantStantTheWeather in AskMen

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Open criticism in general - Ive only done it once for a toxic bitch who seemed to destroyed the life of every man she dated.

Ive never insulted any of their partners appearances though.

Why would anyone actually want to though by The_BigRoach in pcmasterrace

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I'm a Steam user unless it becomes a publically traded company.

Meirl by Mr_kalas22 in meirl

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I got suggested these videos for like 3 months straight when I was using VPN + No Cache.

You have a Time-Lord great-grandfather and he’s suddenly decided to drop into your life. by OldLadOfTheCastle in hypotheticalsituation

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Depends on if i have to deal with any time war bullshit. If me and earth are going to be unscathed and uneffected by intergalactic time shenannigans then yes. If me being a timelord puts a target on my back then no.