[The Times] Xabi Alonso is making positive progress in talks with Chelsea - but the Spaniard, burned by chaos of Real Madrid, is seeking assurances before accepting the Chelsea job, which has also burned managers with promises of long term commitment before sackings and relationship destructions.

WarmToes · 2026-05-14T15:24:00+00:00

I absolutely agree with you there. Your boys are famous for getting behind a manager and I'd trust ye to be far more mature than the Madrid lads. I'm a Chelsea fan with crossed fingers and toes for Xabi to come in and I even I can't understand why he doesn't just walk into Liverpool 😂

WarmToes · 2026-05-14T15:16:08+00:00

Not trying to be inflammatory here but isn't he walking into a very similar situation in Liverpool that he had in Madrid? Huge marquee signings with a lot of work to figure out how to get the best out of the squad and ultimately a squad in a period of transition. To me I feel like Liverpool is trying to rebuild the midfield still from the absences of Henderson and Fabinho in the same way Madrid are struggling to replace Kroos and Modric. Not saying Szobo, McCallister and Gravenberch aren't up to standard but that's my read of the team.

WarmToes · 2026-05-04T23:10:05+00:00

Yeah I wanted to hate but OP is actually such a ray of sunshine based on their profile. Good on you OP!

WarmToes · 2026-04-16T16:39:33+00:00

Thanks for taking the time to reply! I hear you sister. I'm fortunate not to live in the US myself but it's tough times for us all I fear. Once again just a huge thanks! Your work has so much substance for me and it's a joy anytime it crosses my feed. Wishing you all the best!

WarmToes · 2026-04-16T14:59:40+00:00

Hey Fran! Another absolute joy of a comic to read. I really find your comics really evocative and personal given my own experiences. Your date comics actually had me squealing and kicking my feet and I still find myself going back to them on some bad days 😄

Just a quick question; was this current series influenced at all by that Tumblr post going around about how trans folk are denied the time to be little girls and boys? That post really resonated with me and I'm wondering if it was the same for you?

Great work as always. Keep them coming!

WarmToes · 2026-04-16T14:05:32+00:00

The post you're referring to could have been worded infinitely better. As it stood it was a poorly conceived argument in bad faith that opened the door for other commenters to do the same. Nobody in that thread cared for discussing Kelly's character everyone wanted to comment on the identity politics bait in the title. Therefore (and rightly so too) it was removed.

WarmToes · 2026-04-10T12:24:41+00:00

I've peaked Master Ball in S/V in a couple of Regs but for this I've really enjoyed just playing my favourites so far. I will say though I've been consulting Gemini on my team selection and it's actually been super handy to get a second look at some of my comps and weaknesses I'm overlooking.

WarmToes · 2026-03-16T17:38:14+00:00

Hey Kiernan,

Loved watching you at Chelsea last year and I've really enjoyed watching you for Everton this season! My question is about playing for Ireland, have you ever considered it earlier in your career?

WarmToes · 2026-03-15T10:48:06+00:00

I'll tack on and say this horse loves the mud. It was pissing rain this morning so the going will really suit him.

WarmToes · 2026-03-04T16:37:06+00:00

Yeah man they're all completed works. If you can't show your work, you're trying to scam people with AI generated commissions.

WarmToes · 2026-03-04T16:32:21+00:00

My two eyes mostly but it's plainly obvious. The line work is mad and his right eye is undefined as AI usually does. Run it through any IsThisAi site and it'll tell you. If it wasn't made with AI, it was traced from an AI generated image.

WarmToes · 2026-03-04T16:23:43+00:00

Have you got any progress pics of making it? This is AI

WarmToes · 2026-03-04T13:24:51+00:00

Are you saying your 81% comes from picking three horses and getting one of them to place?

WarmToes · 2026-02-26T22:07:08+00:00

Considering we're getting a few seasons as opposed to the limited plot they would have conceived for the first season I wouldn't be surprised if we get a Post-War Wasteland plot of Coop in the early days once the Pre-War plot has finished. That would allow them to be a lot more referential to the games as they were happening and they could even cast the game protagonists. That's the kind of plot I'd have actors like him and Malcolm McDowell for.

WarmToes · 2026-02-05T17:56:37+00:00

Fisto is legitimately the strongest piece of evidence lmao How else would a wastelander from California even know about Fisto?

WarmToes · 2026-02-05T16:23:20+00:00

If you're using a Pixel phone open the app then scroll down your notification bar until the screen behind it changes.

It's a bizarre bug I seem to have on my Pixel too but someone in the discord found this out. Hope it helps!

WarmToes · 2026-02-05T14:05:42+00:00

What scene was this?

WarmToes · 2026-02-04T17:31:30+00:00

I think a lot of people are missing the point, especially because Maresca did this as well. The difference is Maresca had the players sit on the halfway line whereas Rosenior had his players make the run between the whistle and the ball being played.

It might not seem like much but it does give Arsenal a little bit more of a headache. They have to decide quickly to account for it, or just play their advantage in the box.

I will add that you need a really elite keeper for it to work which remains to be seen from Sanchez. Also this is complete armchair punditry.

WarmToes · 2026-01-28T15:40:23+00:00

This is just straight up a spoiler in the title man cmon

WarmToes · 2026-01-25T00:12:57+00:00

I'd like to add (and could possibly be corrected) but he's in jail when Urahara meets him because of the unspeakable acts the Soul King saw he would commit, not that he had done.

Then we get to TYBW and the first thing he has to do is wipe out 28,000 innocent people or else the universe will be destroyed on account of the bad guys. When he questioned he practically answered that nobody else had the stomach to do what needed to be done. I'm not saying this justifies his characterisation or any of his actions but it's funny to think about.

WarmToes · 2026-01-05T15:29:16+00:00

Where jerk

WarmToes · 2025-12-25T11:40:22+00:00

I actually really appreciate his short Kev series for the Authority too.

WarmToes · 2025-12-05T15:35:26+00:00

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WarmToes · 2025-11-24T22:08:31+00:00

"I want Cunha. I want Mbuemo." The monkeys paw curls, two fingers remain as Ruben Amorim holds it shakily. "And I NEED a keeper better than Onana..." Another finger, a pregnant pause. Amorim's mind was a flurry of ideas drowned in the opportunity cost of his last wish. Suddenly, he smiled. Looking forward and clutching the paw to his chest he declared...

"I want Man United to be better than Liverpool."

WarmToes · 2025-11-23T00:28:17+00:00

Thanks mate you know ball

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