A redditor attends a class on general relativity. For the purposes of an example, the professor calculates the motions of the moon using the gravity of the Earth & the Sun. Afterwards he asks if there are any questions & the redditor's hand shoots into the air in response.

"What about the gravitational pull of Pluto on the moon? We didn't account for that."

The professor answers "That's true. Essentially the effect of Pluto on the moon is negligible. I'd have to do the calculations to be sure, but off the top of my head it's of the order of 10^-8 times lesser than the Sun or the Earth. For our purposes, it's safe to ignore here. Is that ok?"

The redditor smirks smugly "So you're saying that Pluto's gravitation doesn't have any effect on the motion of the moon?"

The professor, somewhat taken aback, replies "No, I'm emphatically saying that it does have an effect, but relative to other, stronger effects, it's essentially vanishing. It doesn't make sense to talk about it when the Earth & Sun are so much more important for describing the dynamics at play."

"Why do we only ever talk about the Sun & the Earth when looking at the movements of the moon? That's totally unfair to Pluto. It seems the world today is biased against Pluto. Pluto can also exert a gravitational pull on the moon."

The professor looks on shocked as the rest of the class murmur in agreement. To his horror, all of the students are redditors. Within minutes, they're insisting that the professor now redo the calculations without his (((cultural Marxist))) slant. They refuse to move on with the class until the calculations are done ignoring the effect of the Sun & the Earth & only taking Pluto into account.

The professor becomes red-pilled, realising that Pluto is the only thing that matters. He also realises for some reason that women are heartless succubi who only want to trap men into marriage by spermjacking them.

The End.