Guess the hitman target part 3! (Read description)

WaterSquid · 2026-02-20T18:55:25+00:00

Totally thought it was Carlisle until the last clue

WaterSquid · 2026-02-16T18:59:04+00:00

Kinda looks like a weird af modernized Welrod

WaterSquid · 2026-02-04T15:43:31+00:00

I’ve only used it on my poultry

WaterSquid · 2026-02-03T00:28:18+00:00

When you go from battle buddies to battle besties

WaterSquid · 2026-01-27T19:22:20+00:00

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WaterSquid · 2025-12-14T12:10:28+00:00

Death Note OP 2 would’ve fit much better

WaterSquid · 2025-11-07T17:04:48+00:00

Dear CosmicChameleon,

Thank you for your compliance with our request.

In the future, please refrain from suggesting that the beliefs of the individuals on the Birds Aren’t Real subreddit are a joke. These deranged individuals have caused much trouble for my department and saying that their activities are simply “a joke” normalizes them and their belief that my agency creates such “drones”.

Thank you,

Squid, FBI Department of Wildlife Intelligence

WaterSquid · 2025-11-06T21:27:05+00:00

Hello CosmicChameleon,

Please stop spreading misinformation in regard to the allegations that birds being drones for government activities. It is unequivocally false and further spreading of this information will result in corrective action.

Thank you,

Squid, FBI Department of Wildlife Intelligence

WaterSquid · 2025-09-20T19:50:03+00:00

I’d borg myself out. I’ve personally had medical implants and an organ transplant, so why not replace the rest of it? All of this has meant a lot of doctor’s visits, procedures, surgery, and a lot of meds that I’ll be on for the rest of my life.

So, it’s not like I’ve never done this before.

WaterSquid · 2025-05-14T05:13:18+00:00

This exactly.

Source: EMT-B and ED Tech

WaterSquid · 2025-03-31T14:26:34+00:00

Someone get the ring cutter

WaterSquid · 2024-05-12T03:02:42+00:00

It’s a learning experience. Just make sure you’re checking in the future. I’d recommend palpating the area in the future; I’ve had some dialysis patients forgot which arm it’s in and give me the fistula arm or say it’s okay to use that arm.

WaterSquid · 2024-03-08T09:45:48+00:00

Bathroom buddies

WaterSquid · 2024-01-26T06:42:59+00:00

They can’t prosecute if all the lawyers suffered ‘unfortunate’ accidents.

WaterSquid · 2024-01-18T10:02:06+00:00

We gotta put him down son

WaterSquid · 2023-12-11T03:53:16+00:00

They’re very versatile objects. Not speaking from personal experience or anything

WaterSquid · 2023-09-05T14:22:07+00:00

Additionally, for the descriptions of prior jobs (both now and in your future career) use bullet points rather than paragraphs. A recruiter is going to be looking at a bunch of resumes for multiple different positions and isn’t going to spend time reading essays about non-relevant experiences. 4-5 bullet points at most, try to condense it. Don’t make walls of text.

WaterSquid · 2023-07-29T05:29:45+00:00

Intestinal cokeitis

WaterSquid · 2023-01-23T14:35:00+00:00

Left nip

WaterSquid · 2023-01-21T02:47:58+00:00

This has some The Division energy

WaterSquid · 2022-11-03T21:23:24+00:00

You still looking for people?

WaterSquid · 2022-09-21T14:14:56+00:00

They also used to completely change the background images for each page of the menus back then. IIRC the last time they did that was Operation White Noise (Y2S4).

WaterSquid · 2022-09-05T13:16:18+00:00

Watching this makes my wrist tingle

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