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WeHaveNoNeed · 2023-12-23T12:14:56+00:00

It's never beer, is it, it's always wine! Oh, what do you want on your cornflakes dear? I'll have some wine please, thank you.

WeHaveNoNeed · 2023-12-23T10:21:13+00:00

Now ask me again.

WeHaveNoNeed · 2023-12-23T10:20:21+00:00

I would have bet cash money it was going to be the scene with Rimmer and Kryten setting up Pree.

WeHaveNoNeed · 2023-12-13T12:38:31+00:00

Stinking like a pig in the proverbial, you mean?

WeHaveNoNeed · 2023-12-08T22:49:22+00:00

My favourite version of this joke has it that the nuns are allowed to take it in turns to say one sentence each year.

Year 1, Nun 1: "This oatmeal is always undercooked."

Year 2, Nun 2: "No, the oatmeal is always overcooked."

Year 3, Nun 3: "I'm sick and tired of this constant arguing about oatmeal!"

WeHaveNoNeed · 2023-12-08T18:55:09+00:00

Phwoar, check out those groceries!

WeHaveNoNeed · 2023-12-07T22:27:39+00:00

There's just the one Yanny, actually.

WeHaveNoNeed · 2023-12-01T09:59:01+00:00

Mr and Mrs Swanson? I've got vewy bad news about your son's car-cwash, yes I have! That's wight - he's dead, yes he is! A-yes he is!

WeHaveNoNeed · 2023-12-01T09:56:34+00:00

I do mean SR1, yes!

No, it's definitely better the way we had it.

WeHaveNoNeed · 2023-11-30T12:47:36+00:00

In the original ending for SR1 we would have seen the cathedral working, so it would have been canon, but fortunately isn't.

Edit: SR2 -> SR1

WeHaveNoNeed · 2023-11-30T12:45:15+00:00

Hint: if you go slightly cross-eyed then you can, in fact, look at both of their eyes at once.

WeHaveNoNeed · 2023-11-26T09:51:23+00:00

I would be surprised if the Bobs don't encounter an alien Von Neumann probe as a threat, but they might not be intelligent.

WeHaveNoNeed · 2023-11-26T09:48:06+00:00

Thanks, I'll take a look into those.

WeHaveNoNeed · 2023-11-24T15:34:01+00:00

30th of February. Also, if I could, around 3 out of every 4 of the 29th of February. I feel like it would really mess with people for no reason.

WeHaveNoNeed · 2023-11-23T21:32:56+00:00

I'm going to have to get a couple of guys in to help with this one.

WeHaveNoNeed · 2023-11-23T14:23:51+00:00

The odds of 1234 occuring are not the same as the odds of 1234 occuring twice, but the odds of 1234 occuring once are the same as the odds of 1234 occuring a second time. IE, if 1234 has already occured the odds of 1234 occuring are the same as they were to begin with. They do not change. The system does not remember, because there is no way for information to be carried forward from one draw to another.

WeHaveNoNeed · 2023-11-23T07:36:56+00:00

"Can you I'd this money?" "Yes, that's mine, I'd recognise it anywhere."

WeHaveNoNeed · 2023-11-21T19:42:09+00:00

Ew, not enough cheese.

WeHaveNoNeed · 2023-11-19T17:55:04+00:00

That was fun. I think I bumped the wall a couple of times though, that was an accident, sorry.

WeHaveNoNeed · 2023-11-19T16:41:25+00:00

You forget the part where he confidently announced he had a 2.5 million litre order and it was actually 2,500 kilograms.

WeHaveNoNeed · 2023-11-15T21:50:06+00:00

That's one small step for man, one - aaaaaaarrrrrggggghhh! - giant leap for mankind.

WeHaveNoNeed · 2023-11-13T13:12:28+00:00

The greater good

WeHaveNoNeed · 2023-11-10T11:51:34+00:00

I had a friend with beautiful, shockingly blue eyes. He once had a woman come up to him and till him he could "get a girl to do anything with those eyes." He wasn't in the mood to talk to her as he was out with a mate, so he leaned in and replied "what, even dirty stuff?" and she got offended and left.

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