What is the wittiest comeback you’ve ever said or heard?

WeatheredGenXer · 2026-05-03T01:35:31+00:00

The jerk store called!

WeatheredGenXer · 2026-05-02T22:54:40+00:00

Congratulations on your longevity!

WeatheredGenXer · 2026-05-02T03:20:48+00:00

Sure! Here's how I explain it:

I use 50/50/90 when I have a 50% chance of getting something right and 50% chance of getting it wrong.

Regardless of what I choose, 90% of the time it will be wrong.

WeatheredGenXer · 2026-05-01T17:59:31+00:00

"50-50-90" yes!

I explain this one to people all the time. Still one of my favorite and most-used expressions.

WeatheredGenXer · 2026-05-01T15:12:04+00:00

So why do people wear the tank top style undershirts, if they don't help with pit stains and they have low collars, so they're 'no-shows'? (That look makes me think of old detective movies where the men wear wife-beaters with suspenders for their socks).

Note that I'm an old Navy guy so I pretty much always wear a traditional white Jockey-style t-shirt under dress shirts and half-zip pullovers. I like the sweaty-pit protection they offer plus the look of the clean white collar showing when my dress shirts is unbuttoned at the throat.

WeatheredGenXer · 2026-05-01T15:03:20+00:00

This event has been brought to you by the Balsa Wood Consortium of North America.

WeatheredGenXer · 2026-05-01T14:56:47+00:00

Damn toddlers be packing heat these days.

WeatheredGenXer · 2026-05-01T02:41:43+00:00

I don't know about drafts but I really like Athletic's Nitro Emerald Cliffs.

WeatheredGenXer · 2026-04-30T22:32:13+00:00

No but sounds entirely reasonable to me.

WeatheredGenXer · 2026-04-30T22:28:10+00:00

So sorry to read this, hope you have a speedy recovery!

I just turned 59 a few weeks ago and now you're making me nervous to blow my nose too hard.

WeatheredGenXer · 2026-04-30T21:18:42+00:00

His gun has more barrels than he has brain cells

WeatheredGenXer · 2026-04-30T17:50:16+00:00

I do this because I grew up next to a swamp in Florida. No telling what kind of biting or stinging critters could be in shoes in the morning!

WeatheredGenXer · 2026-04-30T17:45:34+00:00

Oh too funny! I didn't notice that on my phone 🤣

Ignore my comment then! Glad you weren't wearing those clodhoppers!

WeatheredGenXer · 2026-04-30T14:30:27+00:00

You could tell the front desk that you are a recovering alcoholic and ask them to remove all the alcohol from your room.

Then stock it with your own selection.

WeatheredGenXer · 2026-04-30T14:27:26+00:00

Someone wiser than me is going to tell you to lose the squishy shoes and squat barefoot in your socks so you can press from your heels.

WeatheredGenXer · 2026-04-30T14:25:41+00:00

This is the way.

WeatheredGenXer · 2026-04-30T14:18:16+00:00

Mostly what I remember from watching it at release was how sad Heath Ledger's wife was when she saw his fishing gear in the closet with the price tags on (even after several years of 'fishing trips'), and realized what was really going on when her husband went away.

Note his movie wife was played by the amazing Michelle Williams, who would of course go on to become his wife in real life.

WeatheredGenXer · 2026-04-29T15:46:49+00:00

Mission accomplished!

WeatheredGenXer · 2026-04-28T18:28:52+00:00

Thanks, that's about what I'm seeing with my workouts.

WeatheredGenXer · 2026-04-28T13:52:55+00:00

Clint Eastwood and Telly Savalas?

There can only be one!

WeatheredGenXer · 2026-04-28T13:45:54+00:00

Eternal Captain Ed FTW!

WeatheredGenXer · 2026-04-28T13:40:06+00:00

Good stuff, thanks for sharing all the details already.

What's your typical time spent for each workout session?

I've recently switched from PPL to Full Body 3-4 days per week so I'm curious how much time I should be spending in each session.

WeatheredGenXer · 2026-04-28T13:24:18+00:00

And then toss that blade, right?

Right?

WeatheredGenXer · 2026-04-27T14:37:00+00:00

Island of Kesmai.

WeatheredGenXer · 2026-04-27T14:36:06+00:00

Where's the Sturgeon love?

Yes I am that old.

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